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Apr 23, 2017 2:44 AM
evilkayfaybe
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wooleyknickers
Did you ask her to see your baguette or pain?
HandoB4Javert
*dipped in hot chocolate quite often
NM156
But their signature fragrance is toilet water
FrenchBaguettePower
Approved
Pizzacraft
Joke is: pain is french for bread
AtsaMattaForYou
http://imgur.com/zrZLYh7
reversethepolarity3
can find it here: https://www.lookhuman.com/design/39647-pain-for-breakfast/6010-heathered_black-md
whatbuttondoipush
http://www.movieclips.com/videos/cheech-and-chongs-the-corsican-brothers-official-clip-stale-french-bread-551141443540 french bread lol
Exekute01
Is no one going to talk about dat rack?
ThisMayBeMyLastPost
Oui oui je m'appelle la baguette!
SmarterChiId
Draw me like one of your french breads.
PortableWingWang
Yet they let a whole fascist regime invade and takeover in 6 weeks because fighting and being on time is hard. British by the way.
qwsoie101
Look the great empire! Did you fight in WWII or anywhere at all, school yard, not for yourself but to protect someone else ?
loser9999
Finally remember the titans makes sence.
skinnerspondbouy
sorry stuck on French People...
shoe47
TheGifAnswer
As a French, let me fix that : "French People are so Hardcore they smoke cigs for Breakfast."
darkoneko
ew, why would we do that
KyleKylesonz
I don't get it
MightyDemon
Pain is the french word for bread
Magermagician
Baguette about it!
HavingAStronkCallABondulance
Bada bing bada baguette
MattChu777
What did the baker say when he tripped?
MattChu777
Oh le pain.
WhatTheDormouseSaid
Two dehydrated French men without water are lost in the wilderness, one turns to the other and says "what do we do now? Pierre?"
riffifi
Could you explain the joke to my french friend who didn't get it ?
WhatTheDormouseSaid
"What do we do now? Pee air?"
IndecentProposal
Tell me. Does she had the armpits shaved?
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
do you?
IndecentProposal
Im a man i don't shave it :palmface:
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
yuck
WR0NGDUCKFACTS
And then surrender when it starts to hurt
Naroyto
Pretty sure that's why the shirt is white. Flip it inside out, put on a stick and bam! Quick surrender.
GallopingWombat
The same comment every fucking damn time. Time to move on guys
jonbristow
we all know why this is on the frontpage
avi8tor
tits
TeddyMFRoosevelt
Usersub be like
justforthisonecomment
Oh ho ho! Gérard Depardieu
sqlyoda
Yes but they only ever eat one egg. Because one egg is un oeuf.
Kyrorayne
Omlette du fromage
TheCloney
Okay Margret...
TheDeanofLean
Unless you're Gaston
HannibalHoseth
Nice!
isaidsomethingcool
My wife whonspeaks french told me to reply: "this this this this this this this this so much"
DoctorDoctorInTraining
Im telling that to my boyfriend.
KeishaFabo
Get out
bringbakfirefly
sqlyoda
I was going to make an onion joke too but I realized it's the same word in French and English. Then I cried.
DudewithaPen
So many layers to that joke. Like an Ogre...
Sin0l4
So... Is that how they make you learn how to say "un œuf"? Reversed (I'm French) it would be" Et neuf" to say "enough"
MisuseOfLiterally
Ca ma pris un bout pour comprendre la joke, un oeuf et enough sonne vraiment pas pareil
darkoneko
Yeah, it doesn't sound alike to me, either.
skstarne
That's my favorite joke... my wife, however, is tired of it.
rookie23
Ohf eit.
KCBeard
Well she's not tired of me!
Teckle
So your wife has had un oeuf?
Agent
Tell it again anyway
Thatguywhowearspanties
*Doesn't get joke *
eggmuffin
Don't worry, it's not funny.
Thatguywhowearspanties
I like eggs and muffins
MGx424
Bread in French is spelled "pain"
Thatguywhowearspanties
Oh thanks!
ChallengerDeep
This is an American chain restaurant: http://aubonpain.com/ - 'With Good Bread'
theguysaidyes
Morning anal sex
Thatguywhowearspanties
Huh
DancesWithHippos
See, pain means bread. Like lost bread, or French toast. Simple!
Thatguywhowearspanties
Huh, fascinating!
holyguacamonica
I legitimately thought this was because sometimes those baguettes are baked so hard they hurt to eat.. oops
Thatguywhowearspanties
Haha me too
gothfae
Pain is French for bread.
Thatguywhowearspanties
Thank yoy
HailToUltron
The french call bread 'pain' because their bread is so crunchy it'll make your teeth bleed.
riffifi
You just don't floss often enough
schtomp
Pain is French for bread.
eggimage
So you're saying the french are so touch they replace bread with pain
nipaxon
and bread in latin is panem
Thatguywhowearspanties
Thanks a bunch!
OneCoolFrood
But it's pronounced more like "pahn" not "payne."
XxPandaCowxX
Its a pahn in the ass.
okaapi
Actually, it's pronounced with a /ɛ̃/. But this phoneme doesn't exist in the english language.
OneCoolFrood
Yeah I was having trouble writing it phonetically but I settled for an approximation.
MitchBeaucannon
OneCoolFrood
I was just trying to save on potential embarrassment, but I can see how it sounded insufferable.
HermioneGrangersLeftTesticlesFungalGrowth
Don't worry mate. You are one cool fruit