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Aug 7, 2020 8:22 PM
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Fabulously
Now it’s all tofu and Kendal mint cake. I wouldn’t bother
AJWild1985
What? Those lying fucks! NO DONATIONS!
Trentnes
That all depends on how much hardware you and your buddies can smuggle aboard.
SophieClockwise
urnbeth
BeerAndChips
Who's going to rescue the artifacts from the burning monastery? The dead monks? I don't think so.
JollyJokzr
Have you seen what those cost? You absolutely get to loot and pillage at those prices
Lordofthenopes
Quick shore-leave at Lindisfarne then its back on the boat with all your souvenirs.
DepressedYetBlessed
They also have a VERY different policy on raping. I still feel it should’ve been listed on the website. Misleading name. 2/10.
TemetNosce000
On a serious note, I can't wait to take one of these after covid
AtsaMattaForMe
thecauseman
A Viking doesn’t ask permission. Take the cruise and come prepared to do your thing.
LegendaryFishCleric
I went on one of these boats in Norway and when someone said it was 13 degrees celsius in the water some norwegian shouted "Bathing time!"
LegendaryFishCleric
I was fucking freezing but we did it anyway
drduffer
As kind of a pyromaniac, I’m interested in catapulting flaming balls of pitch over the walls of the McMansions, er, castles or Monasteries.
stilloldbull
“Hweat! Lo we have heard of the Speardanes of yore!!”
Taistelutenori
Holmgard and beyond!
Themanwithathousanddongs
Turisas ftw
BednaR
You were after the rapes weren't you?
Richter12x2
Tried it once, but I guess I signed up for the wrong one. I was by myself and they kept shooting flaming arrows at me.
metalrulercid
Well why the fuck not??
rhyoliticjuice
Police and stuff :/
GinTau
The English kept kicking up a fuzz and were quite annoyed everytime we landed on their shores.
metalrulercid
But then again, isn't the point to put an axe in their heads if they complain??
AimlessSavant
Agh. Imagine if the cruise ended in Lindisfarne.
FatboyRich
Well, you do, they just don't advertise it
MrHappySmiles
Floki want to pokey!
BannedForSFW05
River cruises can be expensive.
TheAxeNinja
I too am disappointed as an axe thrower
hwatL4bloopy
God I miss it. Maybe I'll build a set up in the yard
TheAxeNinja
If you need blueprints for a Target, I can tell you how
hwatL4bloopy
Hmmm maybe
MetalSkeletal
As a Beserker, I too am disappointed. You wouldn't believe how little I use my Viking skills in sales.
fidormula
That would be lit. Wake me up when they have pillage cruised.
ChaneDawg
Or when September ends...?
OvertleyBadpickuplines
Literally, bet those roofs would light up wonderfully.
EndlessArmageddon
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skwint
There have always been pillage cruises available, but they are very realistic - the villagers fight back and so do the police.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Given the state of the US, give us about six months.
SeriousCloud
Join the Navy
WellintheNavy
Only if you want no port deployments