AnotherExhaustedMillenial
143912
2969
72
2018 is gonna be sweet.
Jan 9, 2018 6:31 PM
AnotherExhaustedMillenial
143912
2969
72
2018 is gonna be sweet.
hookerbot5000
you're both gonna have so much sex!
ZatachiBell
FlametongueKavu
It’s nice until her mental health declines because middle management corporate culture eats introvert women’s souls every day. Every. Day
ElorYosnak
TERRY!!!!
GeekTherapyRadioPodcast
I work in radio. What the hell is a raise?
retropedro
*BING* POT!
Hullian
Noice
Sharkules
wellthisisterrifying
neospor1n
i got a 130% raise and she got a 75% raise in the same quarter....so no not as impressive
caaarrrlll
BadBoyBoogieBoarder
coocoocoocoocoocoocoocoo
foesmono
and to celebrate... Tonight, we hunt!
comacomacomacomachameleon
congrats on the tax increase
knudude
Congratulations, @LazyAvenger & wife!
v
thrillhousevanho
Well... beats getting fired on EXACTLY the same day... but good news is on the way!
Lunarion12
What is this, The Sims?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
And all they had to do was play chess for 4 hours a day!
smitjm
You get an upvote for Brooklyn nine-nine.
smitjm
Erythrotrichophile
Nine NINE!
ninerninny
Oh wow cool! I just got a promotion too but my boss denied me a raise for it hahahaha....
RascoPJenkIns
Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. No doubt, no doubt.
Anthroposapien
BINGPOT!
TheAspiringEngineer
MRW Amy was late because she had a thing at the bank
theyoungestsmallestearliestpea
"This game is fun".
iwillcutoutyourheartwithaspoon
Annnd congrats on the sex.
Kronzor
he said wife
sabotender
LOL, my first thought too. Promotions usually mean more responsibility too, so they'll be exhausted. They won't have sex for a looong time.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Yeah, I guess he'll go to his gf for the sex
LapisSea
And his wife does not approve
MrStealYourGiF
Noice, congrats.
Sordiy
GoodGuyGabers
Smort
Glorphanmad
Smart
Phenomeno
*Smort
Glorphanmad
Thanks for fixing that
plainwhitesarah
Swurt
hypnotictommy
Same thing happened to me and the wife... But it was due to min wage increasing....
AnotherExhaustedMillenial
....win?
hypnotictommy
It was back then, but congratulations.
Ragingg
Technical win!
Krond
as long as he doesn't work for Tim Hortons.
MediaMuerte
How do you only make minimum wage?
hypnotictommy
Listen young feller. Back in 2006 min wage was 6.50. Then it jumped to 7.25. sure gas was still 2.99 a gallon but you could drive fine!
aeolk
Min wage was 5.50 in my state in 06 when i started working my first job :(
hypnotictommy
What was your first job?
aeolk
Grocery store cashier
HiddenSanity
A pretty large % of jobs are within $1/hr of minimum wage.
MediaMuerte
Large? Less than 1 percent of full time jobs
HiddenSanity
2) People paying at or near minimum wage are often looking to cut corners on costs, so two part time positions instead of 1 full, etc.
HiddenSanity
1) Less than 1% of full time jobs are AT minimum wage, that number doesn't include a .05 raise.
HiddenSanity
3) This results in a lot of people having to get by with 2-3 part time positions at/near minimum wage, and since PT, less/no benefits.
MediaMuerte
Be valuable enough to work full time
TakeAFannyGallop
Yeah, but now when you go to celebrate, who pays?
MimirBlue
He’s married, it’s all the same wallet in the end.
SterlingDangerZoneArcher
But it is really all hers though anyway amirite
Dyslexicbirch
Yes this my fiance and i think just like this my money is his his is mine we are a team
TakeAFannyGallop
It... it was a joke.
Toasterpops
I agree in concept, I still keep bank accounts separate
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
We do that just because we're too lazy to merge them, but we make all major financial decisions together and we know where all the money /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
goes. In effect it's all shared, even though it comes out of different accounts. /2
pogpro5000
I upvotes because this is my thought too, but my wife and I are amazed at how many marriages have split finances
DataLady
It shocks me too. My husband and I have had shared finances since we moved in together @ 20 and 22.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
We have two primary accounts that are separate and a joint account for major purchases and vacationing. Works extremely well
AlmightyDylon
We each have our own fun money. But all bills are the same account
causality
My wife is fucking horrible with money. We have split finances because I don't want to be homeless.
DiabeticDolphin
Hahahaha
aeolk
My gf is the same way
boruto
Funny. I was bad with money but shared finances with my wife forces me to get better at saving.
rx78nt1
Am married, have split finances. We both make very good salaries, but wanted to keep our financial independence.
DecorativeCacti
My SO and I have one joint account for mortgage/bills but everything else is separate. We both have our own spending money accounts.
5P1D3Rr
Same. It would the best for a modern couple.
5P1D3Rr
Works*
popejubal
It would be the best for some couples while sharing finances would be the best for other couples.
Somanyquestions
Considering the divorce rate, I can't say it's a crazy idea.
WarriorSoul
But which creates the other?
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
This is my thought. How much of a team are you if you're insisting on keeping your finances separate? Doesn't bode well for teamwork in /1
Somanyquestions
None of them, divorce is caused but other factors in general.
TheSwampQueenAbides
I've worked in finance too long to see any benefit to having shared finances. Saves a lot of fights and the risk of waking up to a 0 balance
TheSwampQueenAbides
Source: happily married to a person with different money handling ideas and things are peachy
auserwithaname
It's not a bad idea, financial abuse is more common than you think
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The reason it's a bad idea is because if you're not aware of what the other person's doing with their money, they could be digging *you* /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
into a hole along with them. Both people need to know what's happening with the money, and agree on it too. This will also really help if /2