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How's the neighborhood so far now that you aren't see as a threat in an a black neighborhood. @iamawriterwriteroffictions
Sauce: https://imgur.com/gallery/feYdGso
sakkehattu
Tall(ish), white and blonde. I've been called nazi/skinhead more than once.
LUCKELEO
Hah even the seal is bald, just.... Perfect...
SheenaIsAPunk
I have a mohawk and I get asked if i'm a lesbian all the time. :/
BigTea
I ask if they like the band Skrewdriver. If they say yes, nazi. If they say no, oi punk.
TheScutFarkus
CasuallyImguring
Walk around dressed as Caped Baldly, people will just think you are a part of criminal group that doesn't want to work to earn a living.
Threewisemen
Some say this repost is as old as imgur itself.
iSoulend
though, this is not exactly a repost but a plea for update
enkidomark
This is why I have hair now. Buzzing was so easy, but my hairline wouldn't recede and my career discourages the "maybe nazi" look.
WeAreAllFoolsAllTheTime
My hubs is former military and we found out no one would associate with us in our black neighborhood because they thought he was a narc.
joedionne253
As a black bald republican whom has chosen to support white lives matter... i am tired of all this
imadethistopostthedick
i usually tell people i had cancer and the hair never came back.
LuffyDmonkey1
Oh nice, make them feel like a dick. You should say thanks for making me remember those times when I was suffering and had no one by my side
draagmad
My friend was cuffed once, basically cause he was white and bald.
darkladyvanstar
My brother is half-Asian and shaved his head recently. It is hardly clean-shaven anymore but that did not stop a jew from death-staring him.
SquintyCas
Recently went from Man bun to No.1 and have noticed a REAL big change in peoples attitudes towards me.
therealpdawg
"Fuck you! I have alopecia, you insensitive dickhead!"
deadonmyfeet
Check the username guys
SadieJones11
Who just assumes people are skinheads cause they are bald?
axelfive
A lot of people.
shadowex3
it's alright. I'm a conservadox jew and people call me a nazi
FragileReality
It’s reassuring, sometimes, that people are just shit.
MerToo
er...about that...you might want to quietly ensure you're not part of a group that considers their bloodline special etc. Just saying.
shadowex3
... I am reasonably certain that I am not a member of the group that seeks the annihilation of my race.
BenBateman
Did nazi that coming
Luxuz
Plot twist: OP actually is a neo-nazi skinhead
Sadju
My friend just had serious conversation with her kids that all the bald people are not Voldemort. It was hilarious.
dmoore182
You mean it wasn't a nazi party.
Oldskoolunchbox
Nice.
ProffesorGoogle
Well when the neighbors showed up we had to tone it down to just a super nationalist party
TheMemeForge
Oh jew
Kensidian
That’s scheduled for next Tuesday!
CrystalShipsCometh
Nice.
Darohan
posinghitler.gif
GremGrem
Don’t be stupid, be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party!
dmoore182
Ain't no party like a Nazi party, cause' a Nazi party don't stop. Until forced to by most of the world.
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
As a white guy that shaves his head for the same reason and has worn boots since I was 13, I get it
LuffyDmonkey1
Your name dude haha noice!
CardinalXim
I'm a shaved head white dude with combat boots. My boyfriend got me the boots...
Frogthebountyhunter
Shit the nazis are accepting gays now
PhurbuMukpodom
Das Boots!
Aeroadeu
As a tall blonde german man I am tired of being called a Nazi just because I went to a few meetings collect uniforms and kidnap Jews 1/2
GetOffMyLawnYa
Ja, ja! Ich fühle dich, Bruder.
Aeroadeu
Doesn't mean anything like seriously just because I do things like wear an armband and salute doesn't mean jacl
Hagge47
Do not stop now, I am almost there!
Oxymuncher
And the only totenkopf you wear is on your neck... as a tattoo
orbobb
Allahu akbar
IvnWng
Kamikazeeee
NameNotVerified
Salt your pasta.
thepicklebucket
It's like thinking everybody with dreadlocks smokes weed or something.
JHawke
I have honestly never met a person with dreads who didn't. Granted they are more rare than "normal" long haired people here and even then >
JHawke
> it is rare to find one that doesn't use drugs (long haired males that is*)
thepicklebucket
Grew up with Nancy Reagan crap. Nobody ever offered me drugs. Grew my hair out. People ask me to sell them drugs.
JHawke
People never ask me drugs, that is a tad more rare in the Netherlands but they do always assume I know how to find the coffeeshop whereever>
JHawke
> I am (that is where they sell weed here)
Greenjacques
As a white balding male I'm getting real tired of people asking me "what are you a nazi?"
IvnWng
"What are you, gay!!?"
FundamentallyFacetious
Stop holding your hand up like that... and shave your tiny mustache dude.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
my cousin was balding so he shaved his head and people were really concerned. It was sad/hilarious. (He started balding young too)
cj89898
Did you ever think it might be the swastika on your arm?
lfrdwork
https://youtu.be/CzAYqiDLGEM it even is a problem in cartoons!
bananaranga
I have shaved my head just because I think it looks better, and No one has asked me the question, ever
OmnibusLatinName
I get mistaken for a police officer more often. I wear a beard now so that stopped :)>
soejmud
Even though skinheads, originally, had nothing to do with 'nazis'. Those shmucks were just too uncreative to create their own look.
LuffyDmonkey1
Should say, if idiots like you keep saying that I might be driven to it due to your prejudice. Or just say do your parents even love you?
PhurbuMukpodom
Excuse me, they prefer Aryan-American Nationalist.
welcometofuckall
When people act like haters just goose-step somewhere more positive
IIikethecutofyourjib
Whenever i see a bald dude, i always think about how hit Bruce Willis is.
reaper8891
Do they really nazi how this affects you....
Cerinna
So weird. Traditional Nazis certainly weren't all bald. It's just that neonazis... are often also skinheads.
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Not their fault Nazis are super common in America they even have rallies now
smileyf4c3
Just tell them you are a Gabber!
copingcabana
Yeah, I mean, jsur cause your oven seats six...
songsinthekeyofheck
you know, most blind people can Nazi
IllegalDuckling
I'm not even bald and people keep me asking if I'm a nazi. Maybe I should get a new tank...
zombiejon
Of Asian descent, keep short hair out of habit from swimming + sailing. Used to get asked if I was a Nazi a lot.
boaja
Ahhh by who? lol
zombiejon
When I went out drinking, or by classmates.
thethunderingthird
I always tell people that the chemo is working.
RihannaPublicist
2/2 never told them that the accident was accidentally going bald.
RihannaPublicist
Lmao glad to see I’m not the only asshole. Got the question- did you try to go bald? “No, it just never grew back after the accident” 1/2
aleister94
I don't believe for a second that has ever happened to you
hoboface
Dude. I've been beaten once because of my shaved head. And one summer in my city migrant gangs especially targeted bald people, it was news.
RaynWisp
Do you also think the Earth is flat? Just wondering how it is to go through life not believing things that happen every day...
mearas
White male here, average joe, look kind. When I shave my head, I get mistreated all the time. By busdrivers, old people mostly. It is wierd.
ResetButton
Just old enough to remember the punk movement and angry enough be proactive in fucking with fuckers.
ForgotMyOtherAcct
That's really unfortunate.
PhurbuMukpodom
Well, at least you can grow your hair back.
SlagGroove
Do people actually ask that?
attagirl
Are you in north Idaho Idaho, because if you are it's at least a lentamente question...
KneeDeepInMidgetPiss
Bald, bearded, 25 and living in Oregon. The dirty looks I get in Portland if I don't wear a hat....
ZAPZAPMOTHAFUCKA
White male, 6'4", grew up in rural Texas(it shows) People automatically assume I'm a racist/misogynist all the time.
perceptualmotion
i've been in buzzcut on-off for 18 years or so...cant recall ever being asked that.
RacialSlur
I started shaving my head head in high school bc I was on swim team. I have been accused and asked if I was a Nazi on more tha one occasion
Flether
30year old here with a bit of a widows-peek, I wear my uncles bomber jacket (camo) and have been asked a few times.
t0ymach1n3
It's happened to me on more than one occasion. Really awkward explaining to someone that you are not a skinhead.
bzip2
Only when they see the swaz tattoo on the back
bzip2
Jk
ashfreddyjason
Shaved my head since I was 16, now 34. Had that question asked too many times. Also the looks I get aren't nice.
ResetButton
Same experience with shaving my head. I wasn't prepared for the frequency. Luckily I'm pretty smiley so that tempered a lot of interactions.
RihannaPublicist
I feel you. Living in Florida so jeans aren’t good. Khaki shorts and a t-shirt don’t help the look I’m trying to avoid, but it’s comfy.
IZ42
I live in Houston. I will wear jeans if it kills me.
pocatella
It's a sad fuckin day when a white person cannot wear comfortable clothes without being assumed a Nazi or whatever else, I'm sorry dude!
Touketsu
I get you, but why was white thrown in there? its a sad when any person gets this kind of shit tbf.
WhAtAb0uT
I had some Muslim friends at my last work who would always crack that joke. At lunch. I stopped sitting with them.
FragileReality
I also try to offset my uncomfortableness or fear with humor. They may be feeling disenfranchised by current admin. Not saying it’s right-
FragileReality
-it just might require that harder levels of patience and empathy to deal with it at the moment.
circlebreaker
"Which one of your 15-year-old wives makes your lunch? Do they rotate every couple of days to be fair?"
lawlschool88
"Jeez, it's just a joke, don't be so sensitive"... is what far too many ppl say about shit like this, esp when it's against minorities.
Afghaniscran
Could you not have joined in on it and cracked a terrorist joke.
WhAtAb0uT
I actually did it’s just I always felt I had to tread on eggshells because at any second they could have flipped on me, then boom HR calls.
Cheesecakecrush
And died for it?
mastikator
No that would be racially insensitive. He should have talked to HR about the other guys lack of professionalism
Aksuuuh
"-- and that is why we called you to this HR meeting you racist nazi piece of shit."
Leeloothedog
nope. The only acceptable form of racism in the us is vs white people. And you all know I'm right.
namiasdf
You must feel so oppressed.