Poseidon's kiss for your dump

Nov 26, 2020 12:54 AM

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Bit of sophistication for you savages. Poem by Paul Bailey

Jebus effing Cripes dude its 4am, I'm just trying to unwind after work and #9 has me almost shitting myself. My cats think I'm having a fit!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"This is pretty good. Oh, it's over." - what she said, and my current thought.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#7 ummmmm ok....gross. I want one. But still, gross.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that joke/truth by President Elect Duncan Trussell

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 Why does Boris always look like a zombie extra from Shaun of the Dead?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's his trademark look now, like The Rock's raised eyebrow

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed out loud at Fanny Hammer

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#4 I leave the bedroom door open, so the cat can get in and out of my bedroom.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's funny; I leave the door closed so they stay out!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL that chode is not only slang for perineum, but also for a penis which has a girth that is wider than its length.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I remember visiting Philippines and they have deep fried eggs as street food that you dip in vinegar chili. The quail eggs are better IMO.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 in all seriousness you should keep your door closed at night if you can because it is much safer in case of fire.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: sleeping with all the doors closed will slow the spread of a fire down giving you more time to escape

5 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

This is literally the reason I do.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep the door open so my cat can go in and out

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#11 Which one, there's like...30 of those.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 My friend isn't quite sure what this one's about.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to zoom in. Empty wallet then and now.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#7 why would you do this and not make s Scotch egg?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 made me chortle

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Stoptimus Crime”.

5 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 4

I named the roomba Moptimus Grime

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

you guys. ?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He transforms into a gray Ford Taurus.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 looks like a scene from little britain

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 very common in India

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone who sleeps with the bedroom door open obviously doesn't sleep with a cat.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My cat ruined the carpet trying to dig under the door. But now we have laminate wood. Take that, cat!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand how people can live their life with doors or cupboards open. Hell I LOCK every door in my house when I sleep

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 holy margins, Batman

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

my bad!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's all good, worse sins have been committed

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP used Culture Tax. It’s super reflective.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The evil shadow in my hallway is my cat Kiki, so you best believe I leave the door open or she meows.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Fanny hammer"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's so scary about sitting next to a waterfall without a phone?

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

He lost it and he's at the top of the waterfall.

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5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yup, that’s me. Big old whoosh.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that's a weird setup.. the joke is about pulling the plug and not being scared by social media or the news cycle.. I think. It needs work.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Thank you. The way it's phrased, the waterfall is the source of the fear. Smart dude. Bad joke.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's... it's a joke. Or did you forget the /s? Or did I?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Didn’t get the joke. No worries. There will be other jokes.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You got me with the mains powered fanny hammer.

5 years ago | Likes 315 Dislikes 3

It's my personal supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some say it still hasn't kicked in to high gear yet, the fanny hammer, or the acid.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That’s a nice kitty

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

say thank you then go clean up

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re in luck, son.

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Fanny hammer

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Wonder if it would even work like that with a cat

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Try not to wonder too hard

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not with that attitude

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d never seen a magic wand before, it came up last week on Imgur, I ordered one, used it today, and this fuckin image is here now. Magic.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Using wand, liking DnD - you are officially on the naughty-list, and that's just perfect!

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Haha, thanks!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't understand the poem

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Kid grew up thinking he was a disappointment. On his deathbed, his dad reveals he had been depressed / anxious from the horrors of WWI.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Flanders refers to a WWI battlefield where hundreds of thousands of soldiers died, if that helps you understand it better.

5 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

The dad has PTSD from WW1. Flanders was a site of a major battle. “In Flanders Field” is the most famous poem of the war.

5 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

Well, Flanders is pretty much all of northern Belgium, Ypres, Verdun, and the Somme are all in Flanders

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Stupid gloom in Flanders

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Stupid Flanders

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Dad waited to talk to his kid until right before he died. It was due to PTSD from wwi, but the son still wishes he would have talked more.

5 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

The inheritance that most parents leave their children is disappointment and the memories of it. My relationship with my parents is this way

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Dude goes off to war, sees some shit, goes mad sullen at times, passed that shit on to his son.

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And then picks his dying breath to open up to his son.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aw man. I was going to send this to my mother, all "Ha? Haaaa." But here I learn it's actually sad and not just edgy. This is bullshit.

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Sorry your dad loved you.

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 8

Didn’t mean to sound like a dick @dopechicken. Just saying it’s about passing trauma and emotional damage. Realizing when it’s too late.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It isn’t about his father not loving him, it’s about his fathers PTSD inadvertently affecting his son and him not realizing until his death

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You’re right. I was being glib.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Ah my bad, but people should be encouraged to get help, I should have realized the glibness tho

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I agree. It’s shitty that trauma gets passed on and that it can’t be erased from a man. I had a scoutmaster who was 17 at Normandy. Even/

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who wrote that poem?

5 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 5

Can somebody explain the poem? ..for my..friend?

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Also Google fugues interesting double meaning which could encapsulate the mental anguish his father suffered (and author inherits perhaps)

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

didn't realize it wasn't credited. yes, Paul Bailey.

5 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 0

Cheers, I liked it. Will read up on Bailey's other works.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for posting the poem. Floored. Reminded me of my father. ++1

5 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

"Earned his gloom in Flanders"... dang. Some horrors pass through the generations in your DNA.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What’s Flanders? Not stupid sexy, to be sure.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Paul Bailey

5 years ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 0

Did you know he wrote the poem Inheritance? Fun fact I learned recently.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

No i didnt! But i did hear about this guy paul bailey who wrote a poem called inheritance

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

No. Common misconception. Inheritance the poem was written by poet Paul Bailey. That’s Inheritance the movie by screenwriter Paul Bailey.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wasnt that actually Paul Bailey by the up and coming writer Inheritance?

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