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HMB while I down this pint faster than Usain Bolt's dash
Aug 19, 2016 9:04 PM
undercovergiraffe
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Gantzz321
false start, glass needed to be on the table
ohdued
I too drink for the taste.
APersonWhoUsesImgur
And now all the alcoholics come out of the woodwork to brag that they can drink it faster.
CobraMJD
This is like the American flag abreviatted. 1star 1red stripe 1white stripe
GodOfDunDer
Gotta love how he wiped his mouth with the flag before he started waving it
irememberthedialupmodemsound
The guy is from my hometown. We attended to the same schools. He's always been the kind of guy that does that kind of things.
MrWolfwood
That was honestly slow
Nomtombouts
Fucking love Chileans. Always down to party, and 99% of them are super down to earth. Just don't let them hear you call USA "America"
Mooshew
Still not faster than the legend.
icantgotoprisonroytheyllrapetheflipoutofme
Been watching this gif for ages... Not exactly fast now, is he?
VintyVinty
chi chi chi le le le. VIVA CHILE
inverseUniverse
I remember my first beer.
ThroughTheVoidToBeDestroyed
Not beer
Diesel29
Gotta up vote the blood that runs thru me. . . Well 50 percent thru me. The other half is AMERICAN!!!
PartyStone
Bitch please
SmokinGuac24
I do belive that is not the Jamaican flag
Gambit2204
such a noob!
mirrorz
Come one Chile, you can do better than that.
CommanderTy
Chile Chile!
AldoElMago
That's not beer! As a Chilean I bet is that is a glass of Ron... Chilean drinks are ridiculously big (and God forbid they put ice cubes)
allguineapigsarecheesecurds
I never meet chileans...they are rare here.
Dopplerfart
It does not look like beer to me either
Dulmo
vamo chile po!
Jmothafnp
po
cat793f
Slipped some. DQ
johnsocool
Said the same thing.
cat793f
Spilled* but whatever.
Toxicempanada
As a Chilean, I endorse this.
thendadam
Amateur.
krunchmoney
jrose987
Vamos weón!!!
eduroa
Fat Jimmy Fallon?
AssistantToTheRegionalManagerDwightSchrute
I hope you can finish a beer in less than nine seconds
aeouk
Try 100 Litres
followthesyllabus
Viva Chile conchesumare!!!
MegaQuackLord
VIVA CHILE MIERDA!!
RodYung
What does the sweater say?
followthesyllabus
I'm from Arauco and I can't read the rest :(
markskayff
It says "I'm from Arauco and I exist. 8.8 degrees"
lolsosauras
Almost thought that was a Texas flag for a moment...
zentrandi
Lots of stupid girls on Instagram use it on their bio thinking it's the Texas flag...
poochyena
I didn't realize it wasn't. Would make sense in this context.
PartyStone
Oh I wish I could've posted "meanwhile in texas" instead!
silentfight16
Texas has it's own flag?? Sweet.
iarba
Did he wipe his mouth with it!!?!
TheBlackVan
That's how you could tell it wasn't a Texas flag. We take our flags serious down in the south!
headbrah
We can chug faster than that.
tomyironmane
That's because you have no gag reflex.
Counterfit
Somebody has to calm the horses
nowputthatthingbackwhereitcamefromorsohelpme
Chilean. My aunt who lives in Dallas has stopped to go into an elementary school that was flying the wrong flag
dowky
we did the same years ago but in chile, a military building was flying the texas flag...
lyricallove
...that's awkward.
JayEnfield
Did she give the Chilean kids the right one?
lyricallove
Oh shit, I thought it was. I just didn't pay enough attention. I live in Texas, so it's easier for my brain to assume it was.
almostsomething182
I thought so too, until I saw the blue bar only went halfway. That's the only difference.
almostsomething182
Texan too :)
clankthegray
Or the red bar went to far ;p
almostsomething182
Tomato tomahto
PartyStone
classifiedairspace
I love this JIF.
fruplesnap
this is EXACTLY what i thought of when i saw this
Zanthy
Jesus Christ! That guy is insane!
missingpluto
BootyGunner
I never knew pro beer chuggers were nerdy
ClandestineIntestine
Is that kid half pelican?
tonynuaman
Alpha as fuck
wilothewisp
Jonmbram
Fucking inhuman.
Greatspacecoaster
thewhiskeyrunner
Went forward two, came back to +1 this.
samrock14
God saying.
samorozco
His friends reaction
timespacemotion
Damn McLovin throwing it down!
AlphaQueueBeta
realmdweller
TurdFergusonsBigHat
I can see the kid in the back's accent
trev6800
Top comment on YouTube: "yer a wizard 'arry"
ProjectKurtz
FISH LIPS
TickleMyPickleForANickel
Then he vomited.
SarahKercz
No gag reflex
lifeisapicnic
WASTED
SuperSecretAsianMan
Kj24
@PartyStone are you Canadian?
PartyStone
No but that would be awesome, would die the first winter though
Kj24
LOL ditto. The 'sorry' in your comment prompted me to clarify.
PartyStone
Dude post some OC and I throw a shitty old gif in the comments in less than two minutes, felt a little shitty :)
PartyStone
um, why though?
EvilfJester
And HE didn't spill any
Ifartgoldnickels
You should see the full vid, he pukes :)
GonadTheBeerBellyan
Knew a girl once who could do this
DahPrincess
How
GonadTheBeerBellyan
no idea but she could down a whole pint in one gulp
Misfire5150
Half swallow with relaxed throat. It's basically like pouring it in a funnel. Source - I can chug like that, takes very little practice.
Hypasurf
And then in like 5 seconds he spews that shit right back up. Full video will show you.
CatPresident
I tried to find the fill video. Do you have a link?
Hypasurf
Yea I'll try to look for it
Thornaxe
Yea. Unless that beer is warm it's gonna bounce.
imascientintsdamnit
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mancrush
That's the way she looks when she's about to bang. Trust me- I know.
Cyclonecat3
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QuestionablyShitposting
Dot.dot for reaction gif purposes
RadioactiveCanuck
you can favourite gifs, bro-
QuestionablyShitposting
This changes everything. You're a lifesaver. Yknow, the little candy things. Go be fruity.
RadioactiveCanuck
I will be fruity, I'll be the fruitiest fruit there ever was-
JimmyMcgillesq
They look like their 15
smilethingsareworsethantheyseem
Well they are German and the legal drinking age there for beer is 16
20Spades
Their 15 what?
wakbat
They look like their 15 last brain cells just died.
Turbosnailz
Very yes agree
chopchoptime
How the fuck
BreadyStinellis
This guy can deep throat like a mother fucker.
ISellUsedPantiesToStrangersInDarkAlleys
Hold your breath and pour it in. That's how I learned :)
SonsOfiFap
Relax your throat, don't fill up your mouth then drink, just let it flow on through, practice, I can drink a beer in 4 seconds now
getrow
You can also die from this if you mess up and let liquid enter your lungs. It happen more often than you think.
SgtGetty802
StubbyJohnson
The glorious years before you make it to AA, live em up!
SonsOfiFap
The glorious years of youth, as Ryan Reynolds once said " I was 19 so essentially I was made of rubber and magic"
Taur622
If I sit right, I can "breath " with my stomach.
BreadyStinellis
Do you mean breathing "into" your stomach and not your lungs?
Taur622
Yes, like burping without the burp. Just a deep, guttural intake of air, then let it out. Takes effort to do while not breathing, though.
NickRivieraMD
It's reversed.
NickRivieraMD
Do I need to hold up a neon sign that says 'joke,' for you guys to not take this literally?
lagalaxy11
If no one gets your joke, you're the problem, not the audience.
NickRivieraMD
If you have to make the same judgmental comment twice you're the problem..
brendoncnz
Lol yep he just regurgitated a litre of beer. Perfectly. Into a jug.
NickRivieraMD
Yes that is the joke. Christ almighty.
lagalaxy11
If no one gets your joke, you're the problem, not the audience.
unitedhello
Some people have conscious control of some flap at the back of their throat. If they do they can do shit like that.
abeardedblacksmith
I can only do it if I'm already drunk.
Marskilark
Can confirm, tickles like a bitch though. Even more with fizzy drinks, takes a lot of training/getting used to
MyWiFiIsShite
My friend can do it. We always get him to on nights out... He's always the first one drunk. Very. Very drunk.
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
My dad can do that.i want to learn
PapiBlanco
Yup I can have someone pour a bottled water into my mouth wide (from about a foot above) open and chug it without closing my mouth.
SpongebobReferences
I have that, but I only use it to do a huge belch any time I want
nrthunderman
It's not that hard though...
ANewWeeklyRecipeYouWontMake
That flap is the epiglottis or something that makes it so you can breath in air and swallow liquid
tskman
It is the eipiglotis. My dad has a problem with his it gets stuck partially one way if he tries to eat and drink back and forth.
unitedhello
I knew someone would come along and explain what it was actually called
FeathersPryx
I don't have a gag reflex so when I was younger, I decided to stick my finger into this flap. Ever since I've been choking on my own spit
schawdaya
it's basically your throat sphincter
Zreen
Well, the way I'd do it is I'd stop swallowing beer so I can breath through my nose, drink, exhale through nose, drink, and so on very quick
Zreen
-ly in one "drink" as it's still gulping
graysongerni
and suck really big penis
SaucyDisses
Especially that.
JustJoshinya9001
Gotta hurt having so much liquid slam your stomach at one time
diablosword
It does. And frothy beers can make you throw up pure foam. Or just burp some up.