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This is what happens when firefox freezes
Fox broke through the ice in the danube river, a hunter found the body and cut it out of the ice.
Kids: Don't go on the ice
Hunter found a frozen fox who fell through the ice
trevasauruswrecks
Still faster than Explorer...or Edge for that matter.
Mmmmmk
That's really sad
AdamFrattini
We should hook him up with Fire Fox
rickffa07
ALS Ice bucket champion
MadDucks
oh yes. you win the mean but clever comment of the evening contest.
Dunes8
Foxicle
MiaTheScienceLady
Sounds oddly delicious.
K592
Try rebooting Firefox.
pooka2
Movies have told me that if you thaw that fox very slowly he will wake up and will probably have super powers!
IvorJBiggun
I think they had to saw him in half to get him out of the ice.
CallMeCayde
At least it doesn't have to walk now. It can just slide around.
CorrelatingGIF
BEERMEBR0
BAimgurchi
You're my favorite.
bayardthebloodhound
MisanthropicAnthropoid
Sad and beautiful
[deleted]
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MisanthropicAnthropoid
Not alone
FoxSanYosuke
I AM SAD NOW
TheSecondComingOfADDboy1988
Poor little fox.
lawlphailure
Poor floof was just looking for rodents. I am sad! :(
500flyboy
Firefox's lesser known brother ice fox.
captainofthessdouchecanoe
1123581321345589144233377
Chuck Testa?
AntaNce
drone7
This will haunt my dreams.
Squelchtone
Nope, Chuck Testa!
AnnaSquare
hahahaha
PuppaLu
I love this picture
AntaNce
me too
imhereforthedankGIFs
This is going in my dank meme/gif/pic stash
GuyNamedSean
Oh shit, is he gonna be okay?
icantmyplantsneedme
You're not dead until you're warm and dead. Let's bring him back!
IvorJBiggun
I think they had to saw him in half to get him out of the ice.
GamesDeen
That's kinda cool but sad at the same time. I dunno what to do.
pleasedonttellmeyournameisbob
Agree need the neither vote <--^-->--V--
Chillingworth
If I didn't know any better, I would see that as the fox hitboxes
CanadianFurr
*Shoots 1 meter ahead* *gets a headshot* "Yup, seems legit!"
LiquidMilk
Fuck you Hanzo
Chillingworth
*hits head tangent* HEADSHOT
Br0doSwaggins
helloimsebastian
mozilla firefox is frozen would you like to wait or shut it down?
d3rkski
Put it under some heaters like in Encino Man
Squelchtone
Fresh nugs buddy!
CaffeinatedWhiteGirl
*cough cough* Captain America *cough*
HowToTrainYourMadel
See also, Aang from ATLA
SwiftBlackWolf
HrunTheBarbarian
Worst. Coffee table. Ever.
klughless
BEST. COFFEE TABLE. EVER!!
emptykeg
I think you mean best.
jo3v
Actually.. i think it would make an awesome coffee table. The fox would have to be fake though... same with the ice...fake ice fox
EngravedToaster
What if you live in that frozen hotel?
Avlaen
but is it going to be ok?
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Yeah he's just going to go live on a farm up state, with all the rabbits he can chase, lady foxes to hang out with.
Avlaen
Thats good to hear! he just needs to warm up a bit by the fire.
Ulthirm
Well havnt you ever seen Tom and Jerry? Just a good ol' heated blanket
Vincentmario
Why can't I filter dead animals on imgur, I don't want to see dead kids and and dogs, I don't want to see dead foxes.
CerocMiedema
CanadianFurr
As a Canadian, I must upvote.
CanadianFurr
As a Canadian, I must upvote.
500flyboy
What did the fox say?
IGotNothin
Ask Alexa, it's terrifying.
ham4fun
Cool man cool!
CaptainObvious3000
Foxes are incapable of speaking human language so he didn't say anything
Shrouder
That's language-ist!
Silvercypher
"Well Damn....."
intenseintrovert
Probably zzzzzzzzz now.
alohomoraaa
so this happens when firefox freezes huh
disfiguredpeacock
Fuck.... +1 you bastard.
spankmyass
Boooo
HydrochloricKitten
That was officially worse than "oh, a chilli dog"
Randomshitforfun
Memed
HyrumGraff
Icecat tho
C0mtraya
Smoowches
I swear to god...
maplesyrupnwaffles
Xolah
Give the commenter more points please. That's fucking funny.
Hybris51129
Its that damn flash plugin again.
thatauzzieguy
Have your tried turning it off then back on again?
Randomshitforfun
Memed
revelator
Mlemed
Fistouille
lordofhouselurker
Noooooooooooooope
Kezzanzibaar
disfiguredpeacock
Fuck.... +1 you bastard.
missrumsoakedkiss
roguishdrummer
CreamAndShit
Is it going to be okay?
sandman5710
Get well soon
xenocyde1224
0-celcius
Omegarighteous
You not seen futurama? He will be in the future in no time with a robot friend who bends metal
ActuallyAPirate
James may?
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
Ain't dead unless you're warm and dead...... unless you're not....
ICanFixThat
Sure buddy.
spook061
He's perfectly fine. Don't worry. After he's thawed, i'm sure he'll feel quite refreshed.
doubleponytogo
Yes. It's just sleeping. Don't worry.
whejas
If Captain America taught me anything it is how to survive being iceberged.
Sureletsgowiththat
All we need to do now is thaw it out 70 years from today when we need its assistance battling the giant space-ape.
ayymamacita
He will
omgwhatamidoing
Oh honey...
Dimlingen
It's final form is a snow fox. It's incubating..
UevenLIFTbru
No, all liquid and his body would be frozen. (Shit did I just assume it's gender... Fuck)
Michelicorne
He's dead. You don't survive freezing.
hawkeye23
Oh yeah tell that to Ted Williams' frozen corpse.
LostSocks
Tardigrade tho.
Berlinthebattleturtle
RIP
storm6666
How can you be sure????
rochesterroberts10
sorry.
GrizzlyWicks
heh no one tell him about that califonia man
Michelicorne
Captai 'Murica ?
NirvanaNik
The one from Encino?
SamArt53
Califonia? Caledonia? califragilistice?
PsychopompGecko
They'll send him to that special farm upstate to recuperate, along with that dog you used to have when you were a kid. They'll be friends.
ProxyPlayerHD
i Actually Wonder. i mean his Body seems in Good Shape... but he has no Oxygen... hmm.
BenSnow97
Nope, it's going to be sigkilled
Bladefox9
No james he isn't coming on
commentsbadcomments
This is Schroedinger's fox. He's fine, til you can thaw and see, then he dead. But right now he's a psychology lecture!
DiscoPhysicist
*physics lecture
TheBrofessionaI
VoidIncarnate
Does that mean he's not coming on, then?
BlackBaloo
No James !
TheJolliestBunchOfAssholesThisSideOfTheNuthouse
Well he's a frozen pile of fur Richard I Don't think he's gonna make it!
martianmartini4
But.. it's Richard that says it..
martianmartini4
LeftCollectionBlueBird
Yeah, he's fine. I've seen Encino Man.
RealLifeSpock
RandyReady
He'll be wheezing the juice in no time!
TheresAGermanWordForThat
But that was about a weasel, not a fox.
jcraig919
Saukkonen
Is that Samwise?
jcraig919
Ummm... I'm pretty sure it's Rudy
steveowashere17
I wonder if the fox will also have to re-learn the cultural nuances of today's culture.
Fredfinks
He'll learn that the best way to a girls heart is by being urself, not too cool for school. Or do you have to win the race to get the girl?
Agent
There will be lots of humorous misunderstanding and an unlikely love story.
Fredfinks
I think its best told by this cautionary tale: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAHHs7Hi8gs +camp monk academy is p2
Fredfinks
Or winning the race & the girl only to realise the right girl was by your side the whole time. you were just too busy winning races
FireBreathingStockBroker
You aren't dead until you are warm and dead.
TheToiletPaperThatRippedWhileYouWereWiping
And then you become cold and dead later on
itsNAJAH
Hahaha, that's exactly what I thought of.
romanaclef
Your mileage may vary with that one...
WinstonChurchmountain
Actually, that's one of the first things you're taught in EMS. Alongside "Nobody dies in the back of an ambulance."
WinstonChurchmountain
Actually, that's one of the first things you're taught in EMS. Alongside "Nobody dies in the back of an ambulance."
SchrodingerMil
1. Well yea EMS aren't allowed to pronounce someone dead like, ever. And 2. You double commented BTW.
FirefighterCaboose
I've pronounced plenty of people dead on scene. I mean, technically it was my medical director who I was on the phone with; but it counts.
romanaclef
This isn't just extreme hypothermia though. External compression and intracellular ice crystal formation will cause massive tissue damage.
aWiseSageOnceSaid
I knew a woman who lived through being frozen. After being treated her skin turned black and all kinda peeled off slowly, she lived tho
romanaclef
Ever put a strawberry in your home freezer and then let it thaw? Like that with a tail.