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kkanne20
my god a lot of these are fucking retarded
benadrylbumblebutt
Brb, trying that lemon ginger knife tea
chefboyld
My favorite 3 ingredients for a cough; lemon, ginger, and a 10 inch chefs knife.
DrMooses
Most of this is bullshit
superkuper
#13 How retarded do you have to be to not understand how to divide by 2?
v3rmilion
If you live anywhere near me please don't boil vinegar.
PuellaSilentii
So much of these are utter bs or generally just not good ideas. Why are these upvoted.
zeethenomad
I've tried the oil on the knife while chopping onions thing. It actually works.
DemSumBigAssRidges
3 ingredient tea: lemon, ginger, and knife
Deepsleeper
It might not be a good idea to match a zoo keepers clothing because some animals are known to be hostile towards their keepers.
NateOfAmericans
Life hacks for morons.
LadyPhoenixRising
Encouraging natural selection.
Proople
Lost me at the salt sock, although i guess it is a piss take
samobellows
i mean, a heat pad makes an ear infection feel better for sure, go for it. dont go fucking it up by trying to tell me it's the "minerals"
SometimesISayDumbShit
I like these but find it a bit shitty that not all of them have proper instructions. +1 anyways
fistermatic5000
the onion one is so stupid. if you rinse the onion off after peeling, and cut it quickly, your eyes won't burn, for one. so much stupid.
WhatTheShitWhoAteMyTots
I thought it said rub oil on your knees before chopping onions. My knees are moisturized AF now.
gingerminge
Vanilla extract will change the paint color, it can cause uneven browning.
Pixie0422
For the love of god, treat your fevers.
ferb444
codedangerous
"Words to use more often" my ass. I told a girl she was looking plump and got smacked. Hard.
R1200GS
I cured cankers a long time ago simply by never drinking coffee with Robusta beans in it. It was a miracle. Those beans are shit.
rodgermanthinkingscrapes
Buying gift cards is very stupid. Put that money into a savings account instead and don't touch that account during the year.
FreebasedDingus
Unless your credit card has cash back rewards. And buy from a grocery store with fuel reward points. Frys gives $0.10 p/gallon for ever $100
Ferlin7
Also the non-wet ice pack is a load of crap. The moisture from ice packs is from condensation.
Drek258
Not forgetting that companies are known to go under & stop accepting cards is one of the steps they normally take.
Lillae
There are generic Visa gift cards, but then you're stuck with 11-22 gift cards and every one of them is going to end up with $0.09 left.
CliffordJohnsonMiller
WatcheroftheWays
So the salt sock one is bullshit.
GuineaPigFriend
From personal experience; Febreeze does not kill ants.
SanFranciscoKnights
I don't know about Febreze, but most cleaner fluid will, and since they smell good, it works the same!
bigdix69420
Someone staring at me? At 2am?
R1200GS
Right. No way. I have woken up hundreds of times at that time and my experience is 80 x those 100's = ZERO. I call BS.
DC1888
Is the 3rd ingredient for the sore throat tea honey?
gildedphoenix
Lemon, honey, (optional: ginger) & Whiskey
DC1888
Nah whiskey will make a sore throat worse.
DirtyStupidMike
I thought it was knife- now I'm at the doctor :(
thisisjustmytemporaryusername
Glad I now can make homemade ant bait and control. The recipe is explained so well.
Pnkfaerie
Yeah these are a bunch of Pinterest rip offs. Its saying those two oils and water will make bug spray. Or the thieves oil kill ants.
bingopajamas
Peppermint might keep bugs out if you spray it on cracks, but probably not that well. I like the febreeze one, totally pointless to kill 1/2
bingopajamas
only the ants you can see. There's thousands of ants somewhere else to replace them, which is why ant poisons don't kill ants instantly. 2/2
ErbilTheGerbil
Cervical misalignment is NOT associated with eat infection, and fever does NOT kill bacteria.
lastbagel
Let's make this top comment
Icantthinkofanythingsooo
So glad someone else saw that. Fevers are reaction to inflammation not a damned immune response. What is does, if let alone, is kill brains
ItsGreekToMe
Where'd you read that? Fevers are a healthy immune response that denatures bacterial proteins and help certain cells escalate their response
TheSwintonLion
Febrile convulsions kill, who the fuck makes these facts?
TheSwintonLion
Febrile convulsions kill, who the fuck makes these facts?
ItsGreekToMe
Yeah, but pediatric febrile seizures aren't related to the fever. Studies showing aggressive temperature control show no change in outcomes.
TheSwintonLion
To clarify I should have said "can" kill.
TeddyBearHeaven
Saying febrile seizures kill is a bit of a stretch. The mortality rate is extremely low. Just to clarify this for any worried parents.
TeddyBearHeaven
But I agree, whoever made that info page is a quack.
bingopajamas
Ear infections require antibiotics, don't they? Almost any advice including chiropractics, crystals, or pressure points is probably baloney.
TeddyBearHeaven
Don't listen to chiropractors for anything other than the back. Also, an ear infection will get better with/without antibiotics.
rattlesnail
My mom visited a chiropractor and had a stroke 2 or 3 days later. The visit loosened a clot in her neck missed by the hospital after a crash
bingopajamas
I wouldn't even trust them with my back, tbh. The whole thing is lunacy. Better off going to a MD spine specialist and a physical therapist.
TeddyBearHeaven
I actually agree with you. I just want to sound non-biased since I'm an MD. I personally would never go to one for anything. Ever.
TeddyBearHeaven
I actually agree with you. I just want to sound non-biased since I'm an MD. I personally would never go to one for anything. Ever.
qoniror
#30 fuck right off
Eldibs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6TzeuxwO7A
shinyRK9
hahaha! like i ever go to bed before 3 am
goddammitnappa
I usually just have to pee.
EClaire1073
It's obviously the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home.
kingtyrion
It happens often to me. And as someone who needs his beautysleep. It gets pretty annoying. Only problem is,I live alone on the second floor
HodorFirstOfHisName
No it's not. Act normally. Do not check outside your window for at least a couple minutes. No one is there. Do not be alarmed.
BunterTheMage
I mean that's obviously false; don't be scared.
Whatnameshouldipick
Yes, trust us. There is nothing to worry about.
CrocodileTears19
Yeah like I guess I won't be going to sleep tonight
NotAPup
I want to not believe it but I've woken up because friends or my SO is staring at me before
tootscootinboogie
For real. I wake up around 2-3am because I've just completed my first REM cycle and I have "middle of the night insomnia".
CherokeeNationWillReturn
Agreed. That one fucked with me too.
goddammitnappa
I usually just have to pee.
chefboyld
No, I usually have to pee.
legacyweaver
Yeah that's utter horseshit.
WienerHighway
Ya it's me. Im the one staring.
BoredoBandito
Thanks i feel so much safer knowing its only WienerHighway.
WienerHighway
As you should.
OneCraftyHooker
Seriously! I wake up like every morning around 3am... sometimes it's because my two year old is staring at me, though.
Krympehl
your two year old might be possessed
OneCraftyHooker
Nah, it's usually to inform me he has to go potty or already has wet his pull up even though he can go potty/ take it off himself.
fuckingtnuc
Once had a 3 year old that I didn't know standing on the bed looking down at me when I woke up in the night. Single moms are fun!
OneCraftyHooker
Well if you are up for double the fun I have twins that are almost 3 and I am single lol
NoThymeForPuns
Crafty indeed