Jul 22, 2021 10:32 AM
rogerdanblad
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BlahBlahBlacksheep555
Wireless is nothing new!
hostilekilla127001
Like the invisible keyboard and mouse
mugman1
v
kyanna012
#1 zy98
Magicmeow
Shit aint plugged in....
cuttingedgeusa2718
#1 You can go wireless, but you do need power. Unless you are using batteries. Do note the power cord for the lamp setting at the base.
teacherwoody
Bwutuce computer
dtc2002
IT guys hate this one simple trick!
anaberration
I see what you did there...
KarlderMarder
That's the latest shit Wireless Energy
ISayShenanigans
Damn, that is impressive. It's like it's non-existent!
areis30
It's all wireless connected.
OliverClothesoff70
ThePickliestRick
Hmm, wireless internet, wireless monitor, wireless power supply? Technology really has improved
friendsofsandwiches
And then you have my place, looks like a fucking snake pit. with dust. and...OTHER things.
mrmartini
Dude, I have a little studio at home for recording music ... it's a fucken nightmare my cable management is so bad. I'm almost proud of it.
Fabulously
Seems legit
LordHosk
Shes on Wifi IT MEANS WIRELESS NETWORK whats the problem?
sheepandcowdung
And an invisible keyboard.
wongtonpoop
Everything runs on 5G
xBenoitBallsx
DJs joke about this all the time. https://youtu.be/4oBj1SwbBPM
EnlightenmentSatori
Seems legit.
HinderingB00m
I thought the thin bars were the cords and I was impressed
peteza
I especially like the lamp cord tied up and "hiding" in front of the lamp
Booper911l
Good pick up. I had to go back
PaintYourWagon
As of this morning, we are completely wireless here on Schrute Farms. As soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires...
NirvanaNik
clk62
Isometimestakethingsliterally
raftus
Hmm, I'd say 1 in 6.
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
What now?
Oh I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight
idklolwut12
*Mohs
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
That's the hardness scale. Mose is Dwight's cousin.
llamalibrarian
GhostMutGaming
I don't always upvote comments, but today I did.
MrFancyPanzer
Everything is wireless, so futuristic.
shinoharaliz
Even the lamp lol
4sambucas
lamp has wire
XarioWithoutALastName
But it's bundled up on the desktop.
But they're right. It does have wire...
Sonicschilidogs
Actually has me thinking though, is there way to make wireless HDMI connection, like how Chromecast works? (Obviously you'd still need power
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Yes. Wireless HDMI exists but it's expensive and I believe generally only up to 1080p. Pretty sure it's mostly used commercially for signage
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
I have number one https://www.tomsguide.com/us/best-miracast-screen-mirroring,review-2286.html
Are you talking to make your screen wireless? Yes I have one, people will straight tell you it doesn't exist but it does
TheGreatSynan
I just brought some thing on Kickstarter that should (we'll see), but even then it has a sizable receiver that you'd see
Yeah, I know this image is just a fake stick photo, that thought just crossed my mind upon seeing this, that you could make a nearly
Wireless setup
I figured as much, I just wanted to share that things are around, so we're not far from what you were thinking
Cables, but sound can also be BT wireless, and mouse and Keyboard can be wireless)
drbloodbathmc
It exists but as another commenter said it’s expensive. Once it becomes affordable I’ll 100% be going wireless for my data cables.
cow042
Power could also appear wireless if you have a drop floor and route the wires underneath the tower
ThatShiftyMonkey
And have the psu plug be on the bottom of the tower.
SecondSince
It's possible. But there are no easy and affordable solutions for it at this point. Also getting those high refresh rates/fps would be hard.
Durahl
The tower is probably just a fake with a mini-ITX hidden inside attached to a floor Outlet below it and wirelessly Miracasting to the ¹
Screen whose power cable has been rerouted inside its stand, through and below the table towards a leg and through it into the ground. I'm ²
also assuming that she cut the desk into keyboard keycap sized pieces and glued them to the keyboard to incorporate it into the table ³
making it appear invisible. As for the mouse she probably had a trackpad with wood veneer installed into the table as well ?
captainderpalot
Invisible keyboards are the bomb.
KiteFlyingPianist
OK, so that WASN'T just me! Or my bad eyes!
Skylered
Wtf dude its touch
You can’t see it? Only fools can’t see it ?
You laugh but there is such a thing! google: Tap Strap 2 - Wearable Keyboard, Mouse & Air Gesture Controller (Large)
Hats off to you sir
scuba7jb
You can't have HDMI cables, it will interfere with the Feng shui.
dRxUgz
Use displayport it's better than hdmi...
scatcatt
So do keyboards
botlaw
You spoiled youngin’s with HDMI. Back in the day we’re just excited to have composite RCA.
phuzz00
Composite! Bah! In my day (on the Amiga) we had a VHF output that plugged into a TV.
I mean, I do remember have a switch to select between UHF & VHF. And also needing an adapter and a screwdriver to attach coax cable.
Alonsey
HDMI? What do you take us for, chumps? Displayport or death!
Eli93
Don't start... My parents are building a home and my mom is insisting on batshit additions because it'll "help the feng shui"
Simple changes for feng shui i can see. But if its stupid additions then its just stupid. Like arranging rooms or closets sure
She's also disappointed because none of her children will take her side on this. I'm so glad my siblings don't believe that garbage.
IIRC feng shui is all about the flow of energy from your ancestors, so you should ask her if she's checked where the nearest graveyard is...
^replace children with "Chi energy" v
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
That's why you use DVI
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Vga or death.
HisDudness
All three of you can kiss my DisplayPort.
PhotogenicHemorrhoid
Wtf people, RF is where it's at.
Mpd or dp?
Always dp, my friend.
CureForHomoSapiens
youwotmatey
yall should have smelled my house when I tried to solder the broken plastic on bose headphones together
Pavloval
I still scream every time I see that!
pendejo112
At least she has safety glasses
Ouch.
ElSuperbeasto
What about Ivanka test tube or something
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
That's exactly the image I thought of when I saw this post.
ZiomalZParafii
"If it's smells like chicken, you're holding it wrong" (I have such t-shirt, hail to Dave from Down Under)
Clayman8
Ow. Motherfucking. Ow. Even if its not plugged in it still makes me shudder
Every gun is loaded, the hot part is always hot, etc.
FooTangyGotStolen
Not really supposed to be wearing a metal ring when working with exposed electronics either, as a precaution.
I've seen what happens when 7000 watts shorts through a metal wedding ring. Burnt the poor guy to the bone
TrialOrc
No one ever mentions the sink next to the bench where exposed electrical components are worked on.
bobsmith99
That's pretty normal. It is used to wash excess Flux off boards after soldering.
SpoilsburyToastMan
Some people are going to think you're trolling. I'm not one of them, but some people will. To them: it's fine once you dry it.
gandraw
You need that sink to treat the frequent burn injuries.
TheRutabagaUprising
She's leaning the damn tip on the plastic video card slot as well... Don't forget to tin your tips!
shakhaza
Was new to A/V intergration and had to solder microphones in a rediculously expensive conference table. Was trained with butane solder ->
But the guy i was working with today had an electric soldering iron. Grabbed it close to the tip like the gas and the pain didnt even ->
Register for a few seconds, managed to dump it back in the cradle before going fetal on the floor. Hey didnt hurt the table & learned sumthn
Worked in a machine shop. Stock photographer and model came in. They took pictures of him using a micrometer measuring a nail head.
saboten13
Well? How wide or thick was it?
Merky600
I did that once. Almost dropped a hot soldering iron but was able to grasp it at the last second. The hot metal “stuck” to my skin.
JacksCookieLifter
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was one of the office workers posing for the monthly magazine.
RauleDuke
Smells like chicken
AlexisActually
"can you pose for this photo with a soldering iron?" "sure but I've never used one" "me neither I'm sure it's fine"
nokia58
CirB
Where's this burnt sausage smell coming from?
dendummenumse
What is the issue here?
xtav
The metal part of soldering irons gets very hot when it is actually plugged in.
bendtofall
I jumped and swore when I saw this one.
Never quite understood how people can use THOSE soldering irons for anything but welding pipes... I swear on my TS80P USB-C Soldering Iron ¹
literally the size of a pen and portable AF when hooked to a USB-C PowerBank.
squreky
I sat my soldering iron on the edge of my table one day while I was soldering, it fell and my lightning fast reflex's caught the hot part
Luminaflare
I've done that with a scalpel, except y'know the sharp part rather than a hot part.
It burnt the shit out of my hand, but I was low key impressed that I caught it
PerkyPervertedPet
When I was 5 my I watched my older brother soldering. He went to the toilete and told me not to touch the tip of the soldering iron....
Giblish
Wow I have done that exact same thing. I feel your pain.
clintbacca
Literally !
avastmehearty
In 8th grade metal shop I was brazing a part, turned off the torch, put it down and picked up the part bare handed... massive palm burns!
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Reflexes*
BenStein40
Maybe he got his reflex from his friend lightning
SilverFish0
I have done that too, was falling in my lap. Burnt the shit out of my hand.
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
Once my buddy was saughtering on his bar table for some fucking reason, I walked by him and tripped caught myself looked to my right 1/2
Iron burnt a two sided hole in my sleeve and I barely got away unscathed.
A two sided hole you say???
Hahaha four sided I hole i suppose. Good catch
Dooovde
Somebody else’s foot. Right? … right?
MACARLOS
n0n53n53
Her one leg missed the pool when jumping in from the 10m board
True?
Scobragon
It's her own foot, but she's not actually looking at it, it's behind her, look where her shoulder is.
So, her belly is facing the bottom of the pool?
Ye.
PsistormIkura
Still love that one. Holding the hot part, no solder in sight, no components, no flux, no nothing lol
ballsoutflyer
...no test equipment...
MisterLemons
Right up against tge plastic PCIe slot which would mysteriously cease all function.
LizzyLovesGiraffes
But she has goggles! Safety first
ImpossibleAgenda
Gotta get that stock photo.
zenoxomega
Is that surface even ESD safe?
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
I had to read this to know what the joke was, lol.
SecondToNine
Soldering on the wrong side of the board too
GaldorOfNihlem
That depends tbh, there is surface soldered components too
Targe0
Board also not on an anti static pad either. Really is an image that gets worse the more details you find.
mike13815
Motherboards don't need anti-static pads, you can just connect to any GND on it. Active components you take off however, do need one.
DanBranDaMan
No fume extraction anywhere in sight.
ShamanOfHigh
The glass window behind her is actually probably the fume extraction chamber for the science lab.
VirtualNaut
Oh it’s there. Why else is she holding that soldering iron like that.
JK3600
And she's in a work environment with a ring on, just plethora of bad decisions here
Also it looks like she's in a Lab setting and not a Computer Lab setting. She's in the wrong department.
sDsnAlien
Why is the ring bad?
Machinery could catch it, and you'd end up with a "degloving" incident.
Omgur14
Working with dangerous machines/materials. Ring could get stuck on something or warped, etc. Safety standards
BlahBlahBlacksheep555
Wireless is nothing new!
hostilekilla127001
Like the invisible keyboard and mouse
mugman1
kyanna012
#1 zy98
Magicmeow
Shit aint plugged in....
cuttingedgeusa2718
#1 You can go wireless, but you do need power. Unless you are using batteries. Do note the power cord for the lamp setting at the base.
teacherwoody
Bwutuce computer
dtc2002
IT guys hate this one simple trick!
anaberration
I see what you did there...
KarlderMarder
That's the latest shit Wireless Energy
ISayShenanigans
Damn, that is impressive. It's like it's non-existent!
areis30
It's all wireless connected.
OliverClothesoff70
ThePickliestRick
Hmm, wireless internet, wireless monitor, wireless power supply? Technology really has improved
friendsofsandwiches
And then you have my place, looks like a fucking snake pit. with dust. and...OTHER things.
mrmartini
Dude, I have a little studio at home for recording music ... it's a fucken nightmare my cable management is so bad. I'm almost proud of it.
Fabulously
Seems legit
LordHosk
Shes on Wifi IT MEANS WIRELESS NETWORK whats the problem?
sheepandcowdung
And an invisible keyboard.
wongtonpoop
Everything runs on 5G
xBenoitBallsx
DJs joke about this all the time. https://youtu.be/4oBj1SwbBPM
EnlightenmentSatori
Seems legit.
HinderingB00m
I thought the thin bars were the cords and I was impressed
peteza
I especially like the lamp cord tied up and "hiding" in front of the lamp
Booper911l
Good pick up. I had to go back
PaintYourWagon
As of this morning, we are completely wireless here on Schrute Farms. As soon as I find out where Mose hid all the wires...
NirvanaNik
clk62
Isometimestakethingsliterally
raftus
Hmm, I'd say 1 in 6.
BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist
What now?
raftus
Oh I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight
idklolwut12
*Mohs
ICheckUsernameAndSuch
That's the hardness scale. Mose is Dwight's cousin.
idklolwut12
llamalibrarian
GhostMutGaming
I don't always upvote comments, but today I did.
MrFancyPanzer
Everything is wireless, so futuristic.
shinoharaliz
Even the lamp lol
4sambucas
lamp has wire
XarioWithoutALastName
But it's bundled up on the desktop.
shinoharaliz
But they're right. It does have wire...
Sonicschilidogs
Actually has me thinking though, is there way to make wireless HDMI connection, like how Chromecast works? (Obviously you'd still need power
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Yes. Wireless HDMI exists but it's expensive and I believe generally only up to 1080p. Pretty sure it's mostly used commercially for signage
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
I have number one https://www.tomsguide.com/us/best-miracast-screen-mirroring,review-2286.html
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
Are you talking to make your screen wireless? Yes I have one, people will straight tell you it doesn't exist but it does
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
I have number one https://www.tomsguide.com/us/best-miracast-screen-mirroring,review-2286.html
TheGreatSynan
I just brought some thing on Kickstarter that should (we'll see), but even then it has a sizable receiver that you'd see
Sonicschilidogs
Yeah, I know this image is just a fake stick photo, that thought just crossed my mind upon seeing this, that you could make a nearly
Sonicschilidogs
Wireless setup
TheGreatSynan
I figured as much, I just wanted to share that things are around, so we're not far from what you were thinking
Sonicschilidogs
Cables, but sound can also be BT wireless, and mouse and Keyboard can be wireless)
drbloodbathmc
It exists but as another commenter said it’s expensive. Once it becomes affordable I’ll 100% be going wireless for my data cables.
cow042
Power could also appear wireless if you have a drop floor and route the wires underneath the tower
ThatShiftyMonkey
And have the psu plug be on the bottom of the tower.
SecondSince
It's possible. But there are no easy and affordable solutions for it at this point. Also getting those high refresh rates/fps would be hard.
Durahl
The tower is probably just a fake with a mini-ITX hidden inside attached to a floor Outlet below it and wirelessly Miracasting to the ¹
Durahl
Screen whose power cable has been rerouted inside its stand, through and below the table towards a leg and through it into the ground. I'm ²
Durahl
also assuming that she cut the desk into keyboard keycap sized pieces and glued them to the keyboard to incorporate it into the table ³
Durahl
making it appear invisible. As for the mouse she probably had a trackpad with wood veneer installed into the table as well ?
captainderpalot
Invisible keyboards are the bomb.
KiteFlyingPianist
OK, so that WASN'T just me! Or my bad eyes!
Skylered
Wtf dude its touch
captainderpalot
You can’t see it? Only fools can’t see it ?
SoSorryImNotEvenCanadian
You laugh but there is such a thing! google: Tap Strap 2 - Wearable Keyboard, Mouse & Air Gesture Controller (Large)
captainderpalot
Hats off to you sir
scuba7jb
You can't have HDMI cables, it will interfere with the Feng shui.
dRxUgz
Use displayport it's better than hdmi...
scatcatt
So do keyboards
botlaw
You spoiled youngin’s with HDMI. Back in the day we’re just excited to have composite RCA.
phuzz00
Composite! Bah! In my day (on the Amiga) we had a VHF output that plugged into a TV.
botlaw
I mean, I do remember have a switch to select between UHF & VHF. And also needing an adapter and a screwdriver to attach coax cable.
Alonsey
HDMI? What do you take us for, chumps? Displayport or death!
Eli93
Don't start... My parents are building a home and my mom is insisting on batshit additions because it'll "help the feng shui"
cow042
Simple changes for feng shui i can see. But if its stupid additions then its just stupid. Like arranging rooms or closets sure
Eli93
She's also disappointed because none of her children will take her side on this. I'm so glad my siblings don't believe that garbage.
phuzz00
IIRC feng shui is all about the flow of energy from your ancestors, so you should ask her if she's checked where the nearest graveyard is...
scuba7jb
^replace children with "Chi energy"
v
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
That's why you use DVI
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Vga or death.
HisDudness
All three of you can kiss my DisplayPort.
PhotogenicHemorrhoid
Wtf people, RF is where it's at.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Mpd or dp?
HisDudness
Always dp, my friend.
CureForHomoSapiens
youwotmatey
yall should have smelled my house when I tried to solder the broken plastic on bose headphones together
Pavloval
I still scream every time I see that!
pendejo112
At least she has safety glasses
Sonicschilidogs
Ouch.
ElSuperbeasto
What about Ivanka test tube or something
ThePunishersVengefulBrother
That's exactly the image I thought of when I saw this post.
ZiomalZParafii
"If it's smells like chicken, you're holding it wrong" (I have such t-shirt, hail to Dave from Down Under)
Clayman8
Ow. Motherfucking. Ow. Even if its not plugged in it still makes me shudder
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
Every gun is loaded, the hot part is always hot, etc.
FooTangyGotStolen
Not really supposed to be wearing a metal ring when working with exposed electronics either, as a precaution.
TheGreatSynan
I've seen what happens when 7000 watts shorts through a metal wedding ring. Burnt the poor guy to the bone
TrialOrc
No one ever mentions the sink next to the bench where exposed electrical components are worked on.
bobsmith99
That's pretty normal. It is used to wash excess Flux off boards after soldering.
SpoilsburyToastMan
Some people are going to think you're trolling. I'm not one of them, but some people will. To them: it's fine once you dry it.
gandraw
You need that sink to treat the frequent burn injuries.
TheRutabagaUprising
She's leaning the damn tip on the plastic video card slot as well... Don't forget to tin your tips!
shakhaza
Was new to A/V intergration and had to solder microphones in a rediculously expensive conference table. Was trained with butane solder ->
shakhaza
But the guy i was working with today had an electric soldering iron. Grabbed it close to the tip like the gas and the pain didnt even ->
shakhaza
Register for a few seconds, managed to dump it back in the cradle before going fetal on the floor. Hey didnt hurt the table & learned sumthn
BlahBlahBlacksheep555
Worked in a machine shop. Stock photographer and model came in. They took pictures of him using a micrometer measuring a nail head.
saboten13
Well? How wide or thick was it?
Merky600
I did that once. Almost dropped a hot soldering iron but was able to grasp it at the last second. The hot metal “stuck” to my skin.
JacksCookieLifter
I wouldn’t be surprised if it was one of the office workers posing for the monthly magazine.
RauleDuke
Smells like chicken
AlexisActually
"can you pose for this photo with a soldering iron?" "sure but I've never used one" "me neither I'm sure it's fine"
nokia58
CirB
Where's this burnt sausage smell coming from?
dendummenumse
What is the issue here?
xtav
The metal part of soldering irons gets very hot when it is actually plugged in.
bendtofall
I jumped and swore when I saw this one.
Durahl
Never quite understood how people can use THOSE soldering irons for anything but welding pipes... I swear on my TS80P USB-C Soldering Iron ¹
Durahl
literally the size of a pen and portable AF when hooked to a USB-C PowerBank.
squreky
I sat my soldering iron on the edge of my table one day while I was soldering, it fell and my lightning fast reflex's caught the hot part
Luminaflare
I've done that with a scalpel, except y'know the sharp part rather than a hot part.
squreky
It burnt the shit out of my hand, but I was low key impressed that I caught it
PerkyPervertedPet
When I was 5 my I watched my older brother soldering. He went to the toilete and told me not to touch the tip of the soldering iron....
Giblish
Wow I have done that exact same thing. I feel your pain.
clintbacca
Literally !
avastmehearty
In 8th grade metal shop I was brazing a part, turned off the torch, put it down and picked up the part bare handed... massive palm burns!
FriendlyNeighborhoodGrammarPerson
Reflexes*
BenStein40
Maybe he got his reflex from his friend lightning
SilverFish0
I have done that too, was falling in my lap. Burnt the shit out of my hand.
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
Once my buddy was saughtering on his bar table for some fucking reason, I walked by him and tripped caught myself looked to my right 1/2
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
Iron burnt a two sided hole in my sleeve and I barely got away unscathed.
EnlightenmentSatori
A two sided hole you say???
bangbangbangbangbangbangbangban
Hahaha four sided I hole i suppose. Good catch
Dooovde
EnlightenmentSatori
Somebody else’s foot. Right? … right?
MACARLOS
n0n53n53
Her one leg missed the pool when jumping in from the 10m board
EnlightenmentSatori
True?
Scobragon
It's her own foot, but she's not actually looking at it, it's behind her, look where her shoulder is.
EnlightenmentSatori
So, her belly is facing the bottom of the pool?
Scobragon
Ye.
PsistormIkura
Still love that one. Holding the hot part, no solder in sight, no components, no flux, no nothing lol
ballsoutflyer
...no test equipment...
MisterLemons
Right up against tge plastic PCIe slot which would mysteriously cease all function.
LizzyLovesGiraffes
But she has goggles! Safety first
ImpossibleAgenda
Gotta get that stock photo.
zenoxomega
Is that surface even ESD safe?
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
I had to read this to know what the joke was, lol.
SecondToNine
Soldering on the wrong side of the board too
MACARLOS
GaldorOfNihlem
That depends tbh, there is surface soldered components too
Targe0
Board also not on an anti static pad either. Really is an image that gets worse the more details you find.
mike13815
Motherboards don't need anti-static pads, you can just connect to any GND on it. Active components you take off however, do need one.
DanBranDaMan
No fume extraction anywhere in sight.
ShamanOfHigh
The glass window behind her is actually probably the fume extraction chamber for the science lab.
VirtualNaut
Oh it’s there. Why else is she holding that soldering iron like that.
JK3600
And she's in a work environment with a ring on, just plethora of bad decisions here
Targe0
Also it looks like she's in a Lab setting and not a Computer Lab setting. She's in the wrong department.
sDsnAlien
Why is the ring bad?
JK3600
Machinery could catch it, and you'd end up with a "degloving" incident.
Omgur14
Working with dangerous machines/materials. Ring could get stuck on something or warped, etc. Safety standards