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wormfood
I'm pretty sure most outdoor cats have at least two families.
KFKodo
"Who the f**** is this, Clarence?! You thought it was me?!? CLARENCE, YOU RACIST BASTARD!!!" - actual cat, probably
Plemeno
The cat: "Man, I'm feline sooo goood"
AmaIthea
Clarke Gayford Ladies and Gentlemen.... his girlfriend might become our Prime Minister this week.
holyguacamonica
After all the drugs...
consolepeasent
This makes me extremely uncomfortable
futureman3000
SoThatsWhere
Heeey, Macarena
Gyinagal
Please clarify who was taking the drugs to produce this gif
FergalHB
I think Clarke's mate was an alumni of the Bill Cosby School of Vetinary Science..
DrWuTangClanSr
Dude over here just swimming in pussy.
RedFace
wrong pussy
NameNotFoundException
But what did the vet do? We need details
onegirlhere
For those not in the know Clarke Gayford is the partner of our potential PM (current leader of opposition)
AmaIthea
Winston Peters at press conferences the past week.
MavenHayley11
dlshark
Faeorie
Unless the cat had balls, it's hard to tell the difference between male and female cats unless you're specifically looking.
KeeleonOhms
Used to have a black cat that was a pain in the ass and always wanted out then back in. One day my Grandma freaked out abd was like "Do you
KeeleonOhms
Have 2 cats!?" Apperently they had been switching places for months. We then had 2 cats apperently.
CPolofVancouver
Maybe, I don't know, don't let your cat outside unsupervised?
marchingFishes
I came all the way down here to find you, fren. Pets shouldn't be loose outdoors.
welshdraig
zipsline4
inmediasrays
Why did they change the face?
Eaglemk4
Or is this the original
deadonmyfeet
Is that Alex from the Artic Monkeys?
kambojah
Nah, the guy in the picture dens't look like an asshole.
lmei2
"wut?" - his actual cat walking in as they all stare at him agape, probably
ffilm
Hell, no wonder the cat was fucked up: it had undergone a sex change and nobody noticed. Not even the vet.
BloopersBloops
I like the cat pic on the bed is cute
ahrtificiual
I always mistake one of the neighbours cat for mine. They look exactly the same- black fur, same size, both a little chubby.
avervetmonkey
Start habitually shaving a little mohawk onto your cat? Or little lightning bolts onto its sides.
hjf288
but if he mistakes them easily, how does he know he shaved the right one?
DrawSomethingEveryDay
clomicalm isn't harmful. It takes a few weeks of every day usage to start taking effect, and even then it's barely noticeable
miados
my brother buried a cat that was hit by a car because he thought it was his but after burying it the real cat was watching them.
miados
it was also a black cat. well they both were.
intaglioguy
If your cat can be confused with other cats, maybe it's time to buy it a collar.
w0od
Is it me or should we be worried that the first thing the vet did was prescribe anti anxiety drugs?
ForUnlawfulCarnalKnowledge
So dude drugged his pussy and then found out it was really a chick with a dick and not really his pussy. I've been drinking so...
GingeraffeTW
Also locked it in the bedroom for 5 days...
abundantbadgers
First part of Bill Cosby's day, then turned to Eddie Murphy's day.
Harryurhandsrfreezing
PineconesAndGravy
rbudrick
kayseelinn
Who tf has 79 unread texts?!
AmaIthea
His girlfriend is up for Prime Minster of NZ this week.... so he may be getting a lot of messages.
SamCane
Gay Clarkeford is the husband of the leader of the Labour party. Possibly the next Prime Minister of NZ. Strange times.
AmaIthea
Pretty sure they aren't married.... yet
dugess
Seriously.... Anxiety meds for cats? There's no words to describe how fucked up shit that is.
mrsgreenthumb
Thought the same. And I really wonder why nobody else asked that
busybee
Why? My brother's Dane/Lab mix has valium rx bc he's terrified of thunderstorms. 150lbs of scared dog is potentially dangerous, 1/2
busybee
2/2 but also traumatic for the dog. Not addressing emotional pain is a shitty way to care for pets.
BwianOfNazareth
Only in USA: ataractics for pets...
PartyParrot
This is clearly New Zealand, learn to read.
holyguacamonica
That cat now
obidya
I clicked on it to make it bigger and it stopped breathing... I had a slight panic attack then was like dude... its a gif
aaakeith
What a calming gif. I love this.
colonelmust4rd
He’s breathing to fast! This gives me anxiety
paradigmrift333
Cats usually do that for a few seconds when they're purring really hard.
markman2001
smaller the animal, faster the bpm, faster the bpm means more oxygen needed. but yeah it's going a lil too fast lol