KEVIN! GET ME THE 3/8ths!!

Nov 17, 2023 2:34 PM

RedCamaro

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*flammable screams of pain*

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Growing up, my dad taught me everything I know about holding the flashlight properly while he did everything else

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I got my dad the Black and Decker Snake light for Christmas and outsourced that job

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

By everything else do you mean screaming "NOT THERE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU" while also not actually indicating where to point it? Because if so, same.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ooof. That was too accurate.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

growing up i didn't know my father

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sorry to hear that. Hopefully you had somebody in your life that helped fill the void.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"If I open the sink cabinet, you should already be running to fetch the crescent wrench and flashlight before I ask." - my grandad.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

“You need to be ready to hand me the right tools when I need them. Just look at what I’m doing and think ahead.”— ah yes, my 10 year old brain was definitely primed for this. Silver lining- made me a very helpful person to have around.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah I thought it was weird when I was a kid, but that mindset very much prepared me for work more than my schooling did.

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See, ladies? You don't need no pockets, just stuff things under your tit!

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Well that just brought back memories of having to handle sweaty boob money during the summer, back when I worked retail. Thanks for that.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

ah yes, "retail"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If they let me dig it out myself I might be ok with it though.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: Sea otters are the only marine animal that use tools, though their tools are mostly rocks. They even have a pocket-like fold of fur to keep their favorite rock.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Octopus don't use tools? That seems odd

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are examples of octopus using coconut shells as shelters but not explicitly for extra utility. An otter will use a rock to break open a shell but an octopus using a coconut shell is probably just a step above a hermit crab.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fair enough. That was the only thing I could think of as well, so I couldn't really even justify arguing it lol

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair to the octopus though, their bodies are already a metaphorical swiss army knife

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