Parasites

Mar 14, 2023 4:04 PM

PiercedViking

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If you make 10x minimum wage ($71.50/h) @ 60h/week x 52 weeks/year from age 20 to age 65 you will make 1/100th of $1 billion.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They also are not "worth" billions, they have "access" to billions of dollars. Their vote is equal to one.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a few exceptions of people making it from little/modest means, but it's hard to argue with the 'labor equivalent' part.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's doable. I make about $100K a year. So, I have about 10,000 years of working to get to ̶$̶1̶0̶B̶ .. Err $1B.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

$5k x 200 days = 1 mil. 5k x 479 YEARS = 1 bil. Crazy.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, you’re saying Jay-Z didn’t earn his $? /s

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not true. Im sure adjusted for inflation, some wild west outlaws got close to a billion and they worked pretty hard and risked a lot.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't find this person on Twitter.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, stealing is hard work... and charging fees for a service is legit and does involve effort.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Behind every great fortune is a great crime.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Invent a product that one billion will pay a dollar a year to use. Most workers only have one customer.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean.. I'd dig ditches for $11000 an hour.. But they sure aren't

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, I'd be happy to win a few million on the Lotto. Set me up for life, it would. I wouldn't be working, either.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about the person(s?) that invented how to make fire? Is that worth a billion dollars after adjusting for inflation?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

no because lightning does it for free pretty often.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you're a million minutes old, you're still wearing diapers. If you're a billion minutes old, you might have met Jesus when he was alive.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What about someone like Jay Z.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Steven Spielberg?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Did he act in, edit, and distribute the movies all on his own?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The average lifespan is 77.8 years. That's $2.4 billion at $1/second for an entire life. $3600/hour.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If billionaires used their wealth to increase the wealth of all like trickle-down econ said, then there wouldn't be any billionaires

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If can become a billionaire from hard work then the us dollar is worthless.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oprah?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At some point in the coming decades there will be athletes who have “worked” for a billion dollars. There are already many over $500m.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Athletes have one of the most meritocratic fairly payed jobs in the world, and they are still being exploited for their surplus labor value.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All because companies are so desperate to sell you stuff via ads they offer insane sums to get athletes to perform on television for you.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I plan to be the first person to give 1 billion $1 blowjobs.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

that's incredible! What an amazing goal!! where does one sign up to assist you on this momentous journey? asking for a friend

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was because they worked a gorillion times harder than the rest of us

3 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

Haven't heard gorillion before. I like it.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

1000 gorillions is 1 harambillion

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Behind EVERY large pile of wealth is a theft- and usually there are SEVERAL.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not true. I'm a billionaire, and I guarantee that I worked incredibly hard to become the youngest CEO ever in my family's company. /s

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

“As a gay black guy….”

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Who walked on the moon..."

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you can work for a hundred billion dollars. (Economists hate this simple trick).

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I bought a few of these. It made sense as a charity: Zimbabwe was in dire need of hard currency (local currency was useless, so they 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

used South African Rand, Euros and US dollars instead) for daily needs. You got a cute novelty, they got badly-needed hard-money. You 2/3

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

over-payed by several orders of magnitude on nominal exchange, but the charity value more than made up for it. 3/3

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Nobody's paid taxes on a billion dollars, either.

3 years ago | Likes 415 Dislikes 5

Unless you win the lotto, in which case you can bet you're going to get as little of that billion dollars as the government will let you

3 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Of course not. It’s not income. It’s assets. Very different.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When buying politicians is cheaper than paying your fair share in taxes, this will happen. The U.S. has the best politicians money can buy.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's almost embarrassing how cheap they get bought for too, the incentive of keeping their job makes them pennies on the dollar bribery.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Relative to what they're giving out it's typically amounts barely around 6 digits in the right moments.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basic stuff: You pay taxes on INCOME, not established wealth held. On earnings REALISED after SELLING an investment, not investments held.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 14

You pay property tax on a house every year based on assessed value, even though you didn't sell it.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Very true. I pay my property . (And) I would support changes to tax wealth. I am pointing out the current rules.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shhh you’ll give the poor dud and his boot licking agenda a scare with that use of logic

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Not at all man. Change the tax laws regarding wealth, I'm for that. Just know the basics as well (which is not indicated by many comments).

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Obviously you morons don't realize how awful taxing unrealized gains would be. This will hurt the common man more than anything else. 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

The point is it already is for 99% of people who have invested in an asset that life and government told them to, homes.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's needs to be a wealth tax instead 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

There's 600 billionaires in the US. ≈0.0002%. No American will ever be a billionaire by simply working hard. Don't buy into their propaganda

3 years ago | Likes 180 Dislikes 2

It’s also ironic that this community blames just 700 people for so many of this country’s problems. What about the millions of millionaires?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And yet nobody sees the combination of luck and the power compound intrest. Of course they didn't work for it. They didn't have to...

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That was two years ago. There are now over 700 billionaires in the US.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Rounded, the percentage is still the same, though.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, they've had spawns... Great.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't talk about Scrooge McDuck that way, he earned his money by being tougher than the toughies and smarter than the smarties!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All he had to do to become a billionaire ethically was be fictional and be written that way! Other billionaires are parasitic shitstains tho

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sad, innit. The only ethical billionaire is fictional.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Roger Penske would like a word.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Penske was born in Shaker Heights, Ohio, in 1937.[1] His father, Jay, was a successful corporate executive for a metal fabrication company"

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who? This guy? This guy with the rich dad? Completely different from all the other guys with rich dads?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tax them or eat them.

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

In-fucking-deed

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basic stuff: You pay taxes on INCOME, not established wealth held. On earnings REALISED after SELLING an investment, not investments held.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You can pay taxes on anything the government decides to tax you on. I stand by my statement, tax them, or eat them.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And where does the fucking "established wealth" come from. Fucking INCOME! That they DIDN'T. PAY. TAXES. ON. Which is the fucking problem!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um... Ok. That is being done, and has been. If I leave money ( Ha!) to my children when I croak, that is taxed right? Why the down vote?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I inherited a little once, it was looked at, but was not enough to be taxed. Are you talking about stopping generational wealth/inheritance?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm for increasing income taxes on Corps. and high income, but once you have $...it's yours. Profits on investments ARE taxed when realized.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems you want static money in the bank to slowly be absorbed via taxes for the wealthy. One does not store money like that, one invests.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But you could be a multi millionaire

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

The US has 22 million millionaires. That's much more reasonable.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm fine with that. If that's the cap and all profit above that gets taxed. Perfectly fine

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago (deleted Aug 27, 2025 4:23 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Are you unfamiliar with the concept of government..? Not saying the USA government would make good decisions here but... THEY would say.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

$100M is the absolute cap. You can still be a greedy asshole with that much.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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3 years ago (deleted Aug 27, 2025 4:23 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Based on inflation from when the term was coined, Millionaire needs to be updated to mean 30+ million.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 Million wont even let you reliably retire anymore.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Depends the age at what you get the money and where you'll live

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Lifes a lot cheaper when you have money if youre living paycheck to paycheck its impossible to make money off your money but if you have 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1mil in hand can do lots of things to make money as well as be more "thrifty" by stocking up on sales or getting discounted yearly subs

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suspect that about a quarter million dollars a year - the typical salary of a mid-career lawyer or physician, or on the higher end 1/2

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

what about a software engineer? 250k is what we pay someone with a degree and a couple years of experience. Senior SWE ~350k.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You pay someone a quarter million a year. In 4 years, with ZERO spending, they are a millionaire. How many years to billionaire?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah but we pay similar to Amazon, FB, Google, Microsoft... lots of tech companies pay in that range

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Aug 27, 2025 4:23 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No, because when you do that at least 99% of the earnings are by the employees.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unless you can clone yourself & work those other locations simultaneously, you still not working for it, you're exploiting it from others.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

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3 years ago (deleted Aug 27, 2025 4:25 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

This person is implying the world would be better if someone else started separate businesses instead of you opening more and profiting >

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

from their labor. It's a vision of an ideal world, not the one we are in.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If I open other spots and pay people salary and benefits to work there, I’m exploiting them?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

If you pay them FAIR salaries you will not become a billionaire.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

If you profit off of their labor, yes. You are extracting the surplus labor value. It's what "exploitation" means in this context.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

According to that logic, every employer everywhere in every field is being exploitative.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You would be taking profits from the efforts of their labor. I believe that is what they were getting at.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Don’t all employers profit from the work of their employees?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yes, you can "get" more money, but you are not "laboring" for that money. You won't work shifts at all the different stores

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I’ve multiple locations, and each of my employees gets fair wages and benefits, I’m failing to see how it’s exploitation simply because

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I’m not also pulling shifts at each location. Is the CEO of Bank of America exploiting tellers b/c he’s not also working as a teller at each

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

B of A branch?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yes. It's not complicated.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...yes? BOA's CEO is making $30 mil a year, the teller is making $40k, and the teller is responsible for the CEO getting that salary

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes. He is getting some of the fruits of their labor. They might get a "fair" share, but the ceo is also getting a "fair" share from them

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

of technical jobs like engineers - is about as much as you can make from the value of your labor, rather than proximity to capital. 2/2

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

At that income, IF you had exactly zero expenses ever & saved everything, it would take you 4000 years to reach 1B.

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

that's assuming zero growth in your money. Investments compound.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This does discount entertainers/creators that do "labor" in pursuit of more money. Few at the 250k but authors work hard and can earn more.>

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Otherwise, yeah. Artists/authors/actors/musicians/singers work very hard in most cases. May just be an exception to prove the rule.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Is that an exception though? Most entertainers who make more than that do so because of their proximity to capital.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ehh. A buddy self publishes on Amazon. Always writing (400 page book a month) so he certainly works. Also brought in $700,000 last year. >

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

The only way you make THAT much money in those industries is if you know somebody (nepotism) or your career is +2 decades ripe.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Yet the careers are sold to students that they'll make 1/2 that starting. They get 1/3rd + weak raises--& wonder why our gens are bitter.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Re: 2 decades, I did explicitly specify mid-career.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yes and my point is that it's sold as "immediately 6-figures starting", especially computer science. Advertisement vs reality is a problem.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It floods those job markets with eager kids, and saturates any leveraging power to those who actually have a passion for that field.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1