dudeiamadude
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Jul 23, 2017 12:49 PM
dudeiamadude
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KillingTlme
According to my wife, no woman over the age of 30 with kids wants to have sex more than a couple times a week.
Checkers843
Momentaryclarity
Trumpeter0900
thebraziliandude
Lmao
JazzRat3013
nightripper
Sigh. *unzips*
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Is this how you become a furry?
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
I don't get it.
FuckYourUsernameSystem
The woman doesn't want her husband's sex, but the doctor does.
semirelatedcomments
But, like.. how..?
nightripper
Oh dear, nobody ever told him about the birds and the bees.
Promethianfire
Had a FWB who was like that. It was really fantastic for, like... a weekend at a time.
filben7
No, sounds awesome like all of the time.
qixx23
Yea its fun short term
Promethianfire
You say that. But imagining living with her... well. It'd be exhausting. And there were more issues entwined with her insatiability. She-
Promethianfire
was a drug addict. Sex was her drug. And like most drug addicts, she was unstable and her life was a mess.
FrostyOblivion
Isn't that the point of FWBs? Sounds like it's working as intended.
Promethianfire
Well yes. That did work out nicely. I'm just saying that a long term serious relationship with her would have been disasterous
BlakeTortilla
I mean, unless that's what you BOTH wanted. Then it would be perfect
DarkSock
Fat White Bitch? Fellates With Balls? Freaky With Buttsecks? Funky With Bass? Fair-Weather Booty? Fun While Blacked-out?
DarkSock
Fabulous With Boners?
crazyspelling
I propose "Fair-Weather Booty" is also an acceptable answer.
LiverLightSocket
Fingers with butterscotch
DarkSock
...whoa...
davidthemonkey
Friend with benefits
DarkSock
Well that don't make NO sense...
shutsman
he dosent want sex, he wants more pixels
EClaire1073
I don't want more pixels, I want pictures of Spiderman!
icelandicsealbear
Give him the ol pixel bumper know what I mean
SaltheartFoamfollower
I caught one, but it won't surivive on its own for long
TheGreatLopan
natabus
I was young... and needed the pixels...
GdebMueller
If you doubled them it would still be too few....by a lot
frostingisgood
Can confirm
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
Hey! That's my comment!
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
blaiddlover69
Every time I see that gif it seems like it loses more and more pixels
ElbowDeepInAPsychoticBreak
dashtin
He is eating some so it makes sense