Mar 14, 2019 10:44 AM
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Uhh Robin?
BlackavarLion
Shit, I'm not getting married.
TrampolineTRex
Is that sweet Dee?
bayardthebloodhound
The other brunette near her is looks like she is just acting like she wants to catch it but is scared shitless of it coming near her.
cominginhot
she's the only not pregnant
TylerDurden85
Front left and front right:
Gameskyjumper
There is a key in that statue.
BadlyUsernameCera
She want to go to the mall.
goflyblind
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Is that Sweet Dee in the middle??
generalofficer
Robin Scherbatsky
Beastialitykilledthecat
Whats she gonna do? Beat D from always sunny? NO ONE BEATS THE BIRD
reversebacon1
Girls are thirsty af. I can’t stand weddings or the women at them! (I’m a chick)
KillingTlme
The guy in the top right is mouthing "shit"
pumpuppthesoundwaves
WhyDoINeedThisStupidAccount777
But she already have a wedding ring on her right hand.
Geogoci
Bin liners?
iamjman
Who died? Is that a wedding or a funeral?
geauxirish22
I wouldn't mess with the bird in the front
bortlp
The fuck kind of funeral is this? That woman is wearing teal! And what are they looking at, are they trying to catch the body?
NachoPete
It's a wedding reception. So...... yes, a type of funeral.
zelgadiss44
regestereddomainname
is that tina fey?
TacTheScribbler
Looks like me at any party. Everyone else getting hyped up, dancing, chatting while I just sit in the corner hoping to go unnoticed.
ghsdkgb
I love how we can't see a bouquet or a bride but we all know exactly what's going on here
Raecracy123abc
If she was so cool and over it, then why is standing right in the freaking middle. Its like Tina Fey's brand of comedy trying really hard
to that their *totally* okay with being not married. (say nothing of the fact thats shes been married since a relatively young age)
Noob3rts
You know what sucks? My sister is engaged and they are not cake people. I am mad that they are not cake people and there will be no cake.
sadn00b
grrr.. here's an upbote. Go buy urself some cake!! geez. ppl get annoyed at such trivial shit these days...
Hot damn, thanks for the upvote! However, my comment was a joke. I couldn't careless about cake. My sister getting married is more important
look at us... 2 noobs... making joke comments... FeelsBadMan
Why feels bad? It shouldn't feel bad! It should feel good!
feels bad to be noob -.-
velicitia
Venue looks super familiar, but I can't place it ...
MHfromNH
it's a church hall I think. there's a statue on the mantel.
squarrel
The Castle at Maryvale, Baltimore.
Thanks! Haven't been to Baltimore in decades ... Man how time flies.
AntiCircleJerker
I've got the perfect guy for her
BruceBannersButtplug
Immediately exiting was a good choice.
ghorardim
He ded
Or he legend ?
GodCommentMaker
cre8majic
The changes in her face!!!
ISayFuckALotSoWhat
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
That's not a picture of me
Deepcethree
You’re right, it’s a video
You sly son of a gun!
DerekReidCupcake
Cringe... I wouldn’t appreciate that...
GotDamnLochnessMonster
He wouldn't appreciate you expecting a proposal either.
Fair but I feel like catching the bouquet is more so a fun memory and not so much expecting a proposal
baronnapalm
He's gonna need about tree-fiddy
commentsivehadafew
She’s in her current relationship for a good time, not a long time
Pinkwhistle
I’d say a long time, not a good time.
mashpit13
"so have a good time, the sun can't shine everyday..."
IOnlyReadPhonetic
Looking at the ring on her finger, I'd say she already past the fun time
haco1234
That’s why she is drinking.
Burghguy
Right hand, wrong finger.
Perchuuu
She has a ring on both hands
Right one has one on the ringfinger
Yep. Right hand. My comment works on multiple levels. Come at me bro.
In which way you wear the wedding ring differs from culture and religion. I stand by it that she's past fun time
tyrunnosaurusispresenttenseoftyrannosaurus
Yes and in most traditional weddings, the wedding/engagement rings are worn on the ring finger of the "Left" hand.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
In this day and age, a lot of traditions like that are ignored. Who cares what finger the wedding ring is worn on as long as it fits?
plutonium
Russians traditionally wear the wedding ring on the ring finger of the right hand. Countries like Ukraine, Poland, Georgia, Germany, (1/2)
ItWasIWhoFarted
Who wears black to a wedding?
AuntieIroh
Those two long dresses are bridesmaid dresses for sure. I'm guessing this was the colour scheme
Girls who weigh more than 160lbs to my 24k wedding
AnonymouslyGratifying
HsuDoNihm
Men.
little black dress. it's a staple.
MobileUserGundam
Ikr? TIL someone has never heard of a little black dress.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Might be bridesmaids. A lot of brides these days tell their bridesmaids to just get a little black dress.
More likely a theme. They're all wearing black
kakivara
People who don't judge other people based on the color of their clothes I guess.
dappersapper1371
When there are zero virgins present
meganical
Definitely the bridesmaids in the pic. Knew a girl that also chose black for bridesmaids
They probably had lil lace jackets/shawls or something for the ceremony, now it's time to party
Con confirm: her bridesmaids wore black and her color scheme was black, red, and silver. Lots of people wore black.
xmaneds
fancy dress after 6pm? definitely.
Better than white
True
completelackofsurprise
Two weddings and a funeral
Thats not a thing anymore, especially if the wedding is in the evening.
Sutashi
I honestly have never heard of not wearing black. Not wearing white I've heard of. But, I'm from an area where most people wear...
jeans & a nice shirt. Maybe if someone wants to be fancy they wear a sundress or a tie. Generally only the wedding party is in formal dress.
Well I think biggest fashion faux was that wedding were traditionally Saturday morning to midday. And black being so severe and generally
sold only in winter evening dresses you had to really kinda be making a point to wear a heavy uber formal black dress on a Saturday spring
CheddarDreams
Bridesmaids
Jgoodie75
I see tuxedos all of the time at weddings
Kind of a double standard I guess but black is for funerals
NairouTryyshokk
Why do you think guys wear black to weddings too?
To mourn the bachelor that will no longer be?
tarquinious
The one who catches the funeral bouquet will be the next one to die.
this is the best joke here
delilahviolet
When I had planned a December wedding the bridesmaids were gonna wear black.
Oh what happened?
Oh we just decided on March instead and I chose cornflower blue. It was going to be black dresses with red roses but it was blue with
Orange lilies. Very lovely.
Phew I thought something went horribly wrong. Sounds lovely indeed and congrats!
I went to a wedding with a chess theme. Everything was black or white. Bridesmaids wore little black dresses. It was fun & cool.
Also, they played the Imperial March from Empire Strikes Back when the bride walked down the aisle.
Madcaplaughs84
My cousin did that! A different cousin walked out to the Indiana Jones theme.
Allobarrister
Fitting. Brides do tend to be as frightening as fascist tyrant robot wizards.
ilavalamp
We had the throne room song from A New Hope playing for our recessional. John Williams just makes good music.
That's pretty dope
It was! I barely knew them through my wife & still had a good time. The groomsmen & bridesmaids walked out to the X-Files theme.
They seem fun
BlackavarLion
Shit, I'm not getting married.
TrampolineTRex
Is that sweet Dee?
bayardthebloodhound
The other brunette near her is looks like she is just acting like she wants to catch it but is scared shitless of it coming near her.
cominginhot
she's the only not pregnant
TylerDurden85
Front left and front right:
Gameskyjumper
There is a key in that statue.
BadlyUsernameCera
She want to go to the mall.
goflyblind
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
Is that Sweet Dee in the middle??
generalofficer
Robin Scherbatsky
Beastialitykilledthecat
Whats she gonna do? Beat D from always sunny? NO ONE BEATS THE BIRD
reversebacon1
Girls are thirsty af. I can’t stand weddings or the women at them! (I’m a chick)
KillingTlme
The guy in the top right is mouthing "shit"
pumpuppthesoundwaves
WhyDoINeedThisStupidAccount777
But she already have a wedding ring on her right hand.
Geogoci
Bin liners?
iamjman
Who died? Is that a wedding or a funeral?
geauxirish22
I wouldn't mess with the bird in the front
bortlp
The fuck kind of funeral is this? That woman is wearing teal! And what are they looking at, are they trying to catch the body?
NachoPete
It's a wedding reception. So...... yes, a type of funeral.
zelgadiss44
regestereddomainname
is that tina fey?
TacTheScribbler
Looks like me at any party. Everyone else getting hyped up, dancing, chatting while I just sit in the corner hoping to go unnoticed.
ghsdkgb
I love how we can't see a bouquet or a bride but we all know exactly what's going on here
Raecracy123abc
If she was so cool and over it, then why is standing right in the freaking middle. Its like Tina Fey's brand of comedy trying really hard
Raecracy123abc
to that their *totally* okay with being not married. (say nothing of the fact thats shes been married since a relatively young age)
Noob3rts
You know what sucks? My sister is engaged and they are not cake people. I am mad that they are not cake people and there will be no cake.
sadn00b
grrr.. here's an upbote. Go buy urself some cake!! geez. ppl get annoyed at such trivial shit these days...
Noob3rts
Hot damn, thanks for the upvote! However, my comment was a joke. I couldn't careless about cake. My sister getting married is more important
sadn00b
look at us... 2 noobs... making joke comments... FeelsBadMan
Noob3rts
Why feels bad? It shouldn't feel bad! It should feel good!
sadn00b
feels bad to be noob -.-
velicitia
Venue looks super familiar, but I can't place it ...
MHfromNH
it's a church hall I think. there's a statue on the mantel.
squarrel
The Castle at Maryvale, Baltimore.
velicitia
Thanks! Haven't been to Baltimore in decades ... Man how time flies.
AntiCircleJerker
I've got the perfect guy for her
BruceBannersButtplug
Immediately exiting was a good choice.
ghorardim
He ded
ghorardim
Or he legend ?
GodCommentMaker
cre8majic
The changes in her face!!!
ISayFuckALotSoWhat
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
That's not a picture of me
Deepcethree
You’re right, it’s a video
TheOneAndOnlyButtStabber
You sly son of a gun!
DerekReidCupcake
Cringe... I wouldn’t appreciate that...
GotDamnLochnessMonster
He wouldn't appreciate you expecting a proposal either.
DerekReidCupcake
Fair but I feel like catching the bouquet is more so a fun memory and not so much expecting a proposal
baronnapalm
He's gonna need about tree-fiddy
commentsivehadafew
She’s in her current relationship for a good time, not a long time
Pinkwhistle
I’d say a long time, not a good time.
mashpit13
"so have a good time, the sun can't shine everyday..."
IOnlyReadPhonetic
Looking at the ring on her finger, I'd say she already past the fun time
haco1234
That’s why she is drinking.
Burghguy
Right hand, wrong finger.
Perchuuu
She has a ring on both hands
IOnlyReadPhonetic
Right one has one on the ringfinger
Burghguy
Yep. Right hand. My comment works on multiple levels. Come at me bro.
IOnlyReadPhonetic
In which way you wear the wedding ring differs from culture and religion. I stand by it that she's past fun time
tyrunnosaurusispresenttenseoftyrannosaurus
Yes and in most traditional weddings, the wedding/engagement rings are worn on the ring finger of the "Left" hand.
lncorrectGrammerNazi
In this day and age, a lot of traditions like that are ignored. Who cares what finger the wedding ring is worn on as long as it fits?
plutonium
Russians traditionally wear the wedding ring on the ring finger of the right hand. Countries like Ukraine, Poland, Georgia, Germany, (1/2)
ItWasIWhoFarted
Who wears black to a wedding?
AuntieIroh
Those two long dresses are bridesmaid dresses for sure. I'm guessing this was the colour scheme
KillingTlme
Girls who weigh more than 160lbs to my 24k wedding
AnonymouslyGratifying
HsuDoNihm
Men.
MHfromNH
little black dress. it's a staple.
MobileUserGundam
Ikr? TIL someone has never heard of a little black dress.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Might be bridesmaids. A lot of brides these days tell their bridesmaids to just get a little black dress.
ItsNotASchoonerItsASailboat
More likely a theme. They're all wearing black
kakivara
People who don't judge other people based on the color of their clothes I guess.
dappersapper1371
When there are zero virgins present
meganical
Definitely the bridesmaids in the pic. Knew a girl that also chose black for bridesmaids
cre8majic
They probably had lil lace jackets/shawls or something for the ceremony, now it's time to party
squarrel
Con confirm: her bridesmaids wore black and her color scheme was black, red, and silver. Lots of people wore black.
xmaneds
fancy dress after 6pm? definitely.
meganical
Better than white
ItWasIWhoFarted
True
completelackofsurprise
Two weddings and a funeral
Raecracy123abc
Thats not a thing anymore, especially if the wedding is in the evening.
Sutashi
I honestly have never heard of not wearing black. Not wearing white I've heard of. But, I'm from an area where most people wear...
Sutashi
jeans & a nice shirt. Maybe if someone wants to be fancy they wear a sundress or a tie. Generally only the wedding party is in formal dress.
Raecracy123abc
Well I think biggest fashion faux was that wedding were traditionally Saturday morning to midday. And black being so severe and generally
Raecracy123abc
sold only in winter evening dresses you had to really kinda be making a point to wear a heavy uber formal black dress on a Saturday spring
CheddarDreams
Bridesmaids
Jgoodie75
I see tuxedos all of the time at weddings
ItWasIWhoFarted
Kind of a double standard I guess but black is for funerals
NairouTryyshokk
Why do you think guys wear black to weddings too?
ItWasIWhoFarted
To mourn the bachelor that will no longer be?
tarquinious
The one who catches the funeral bouquet will be the next one to die.
xmaneds
this is the best joke here
delilahviolet
When I had planned a December wedding the bridesmaids were gonna wear black.
ItWasIWhoFarted
Oh what happened?
delilahviolet
Oh we just decided on March instead and I chose cornflower blue. It was going to be black dresses with red roses but it was blue with
delilahviolet
Orange lilies. Very lovely.
ItWasIWhoFarted
Phew I thought something went horribly wrong. Sounds lovely indeed and congrats!
NachoPete
I went to a wedding with a chess theme. Everything was black or white. Bridesmaids wore little black dresses. It was fun & cool.
NachoPete
Also, they played the Imperial March from Empire Strikes Back when the bride walked down the aisle.
Madcaplaughs84
My cousin did that! A different cousin walked out to the Indiana Jones theme.
Allobarrister
Fitting. Brides do tend to be as frightening as fascist tyrant robot wizards.
ilavalamp
We had the throne room song from A New Hope playing for our recessional. John Williams just makes good music.
ItWasIWhoFarted
That's pretty dope
NachoPete
It was! I barely knew them through my wife & still had a good time. The groomsmen & bridesmaids walked out to the X-Files theme.
ItWasIWhoFarted
They seem fun