Accuracy Level 9000

Mar 29, 2021 6:04 PM

OhMyYoureSexxy

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Now show me the camera with 30 arrows in it

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Cameraman be like

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah bro, Lu Bu did it first tho and he prevented a war so...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

obligatory, but honestly these shots are still impressive even if they were his 1000th attempt

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does that mean he wins the hand of Penelope, queen of Ithaca

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Fuck that caption so much lol

5 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Take it easy there, Odysseus.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Fucking knife-eared leaf lover!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

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Don't unmute

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 6

I wouldn't even throw the aspirin correctly, let alone shoot it

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bet he can't hit the x in a mobile phone ad.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nice shooting

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The water droplet is insane but also partly luck just due to him firing the arrow before the drop is visible

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well, if you set the water to be dripping and shoot at it all day, eventually you'll get that shot. Remember you are seeing 0.001% of takes.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get a pretty good sense of the timing and after that it is just aiming where you know the drop will be.

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Pretty weird linking park remix

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would've been better if it was a remix, they just sampled a good song to make up for their lack of talent :(

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If movies and comics have taught me anything, it's that he is one tragic event away from becoming a vigilante.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Robin Hood

5 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

A descendant of Odysseus and Ricin Hood*

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet you can’t shoot my ex !

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The straw was the coolest.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not to split hairs but... could you split a hair?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I believe this guy's accuracy because you gotta be a pretty good shot to have the confidence to put your camera that close to the target.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or be an idiot, I guess.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zoom, and/or HD + cropping

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dunno, single thickness of perspex would stop that, so who knows.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is like practically superhuman levels of marksmanship... how tf did he hit a drop of water?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Shot at the dripping over and over and over till his accuracy and timing lined up.

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Hawkeye.

5 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 5

Toy bow tho.. so... Maybe when he grows up?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Son, I'd like to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Tony "I can make you a suit" "no, no I'm okay with a bow"

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Hawk-Guy

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Now show the 9000 takes of him missing by a hair

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There's guys doing it with a longbow no takes as exhibit shootings. He's using a composite style alignment so it's alot easier.

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But he didn't even have a hare in this clip?!?

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Well obviously it's because he kept missing

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Even if it takes 10,000 attempts per shot... That kind of dedication to pretty much any hobby is all the more impressive.

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Completely agree

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I do not fear the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks, I fear the man who has practiced the same kick 10,000 times

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These are all first attempts, he's just that good.

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Hey it wud take me 9001 so I say he got it

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

If he missed 9000 times before making it, then it DID take him 9001 tries.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, you mean over 9000…?

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He's back to claim his wife

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Hey! I feel smarticles!

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He'd better axe her how she's been all these years...

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Top tier literary reference right there.

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So if you're here trying to score, when he asks how to string his bow and you don't know, RUN.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THAT'S WHAT I CAME HERE TO SAY! <3

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately too few individuals get this reference.

5 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

Genghis Khan?

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I GOT IT!!

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Luckily I watched Wishbone as a child

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I literally pictured Wishbone when I figured out the reference.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Do Tell.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

In The Odyssey Odysseus proved who he was by being strong enough to string his bow and shoot an arrow through a dozen axe heads

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I am interested in joining this religion.

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Mind you stringing the bow itself was also a challenge...

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Thanks

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Ooohh yeah. I forgot about this

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That's fucking cool. I don't understand everyone's bullshit cynicism

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Because if they say it he will do it. Folks are having fun and not being cynical at all

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Well, this is the internet..

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It's all in good fun. They are likely fans

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Considering at least 1/3 of the comments section on most posts on here seem to be “this is BS/fake/I don’t believe you” I get it.

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So is it actually real or fake?

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Well for one, that is a huge grain of salt

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It is really cool, and he's very talented. As for the cynicism: Because to err is to be human, to pretend anything else is arrogance?

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Also, outtakes can be just as satisfying/impressive. (That's why I like watching the misses and overjoyed reactions upon success)

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Haha I think they’re saying it sarcastically as if to pretend to goad him into trying it. I’m sure everyone agrees it’s absolutely amazing

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Yeah you’re definitely right, it’s common with insane feats/stunts on tiktok especially

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Here’s a take: https://youtu.be/SAS9AC1SP04

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No one could be better than me!: Every fuckin shitter in a fps when they get shot

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Ps, hackusation is how you know you're good at the game

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Well I look forward to seeing him in Tokyo

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Except you won’t, because he’s not a real archer. He’s a trick shooter. The equivalent of a card sharp.

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Yep, did I need the sarcasm font in my first post?

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lol oh not at all friend! I read you crystal, I was playing along. The “you” referred to the reader, not YOU the poster.

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Well if he was actually good, he would be in the olympics.

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There are various types of archery and being good at one only partially translates. Theres no tossing shit archery event that I'm aware of.

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My take on the cynicism is because every day there are tons of posts on social media with people posting actually fake videos.

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Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8sGTh7ZpoY

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And this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsXQInxxzBU And... well, you get the point.

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Gotta love that ping pong trick shot....

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Because anyone who does archery knows how unlikely it is. Even the guys who sit at the shop all day and practice have a few inch grouping.

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https://youtu.be/Q8Yp9SjCU5E trick shooters got it figured out

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2/2 the arrow... still takes some skill and shit load of takes to get the right shot... I but I see where your coming from

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I get what you're saying, but hes also fairly close to a lot of these with prob a 25# pull max with oversized fetchings to put drag on 1/2

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Not that it's impossible. But the skepticism is valid. Or he does like 8 million takes.

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I doubt any of this is first try. Still impressive even if he does do a bunch of takes. I couldn't do any of it, no matter how many attempts

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Fair point, and I don't agree with social media ignoring the mundane minutiae, but this takes skill and massive patience. +1 and enjoy it

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Agree. I would guess there isn't a single negative commenter that could do half of this no matter how many takes

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oh man this dude is super ready in case we need to fight the french at agincourt again

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Fun Fact. English archers practiced so much their remains can be identified by the changes to their bodies.

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Asymmetrical bones hinting at huge back and arm muscles?

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And huge right shoulders.

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Sorry to be the party pooper but no, that's a 15 pound drawweight bow. To thrash the French you gotta be pulling 100 or more.

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boooo with your historical accuracy. I'mma upvote the person who posted a funny monty python gif. yeeeeah.

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A lot more. And they have to be dumb enough again to go waddling through mud for hundreds of meters

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Which they did, twice.

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Gotta verify your result

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Different type of archery and bow was used in that type of scenario. 20-25lb bow would be very unlikely to do much vs armour.

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That's 15pounds tops, his naked arm is telling you that.

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I've shot higher draw weights without an arm guard.

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Generally regretted it.

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Exactly :D

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