Dec 22, 2016 2:51 PM
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FP edit: send photos of your fattest cats
twfeline
I imagine it's faster if you aren't doing it backwards in a mirror, Mister Renner.
Superpandabus
When I read the comment I thought it was going to say 'used to be a girl' and I was going to be vet surprised
1TACH1
Source ?
jvillager916
He's from Modesto too. They don't mess around in the 209!
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
And he can sing
NicoleDanielle
I actually started doing my makeup based on this advice.
nullmichae
I'M JEREMY REEEENER, YOU WANT SOME WAATER, MANGH? COME TO JEREMY REEEENER'S TACO HUT!
mojoesodope23
I'm glad the mummy reboot looks horrible because a good one should have cast Renner not Tom Cruise.
Stalin4Time
"*BRENDAN FRASER", the front page probably
HerbieRobinson
Too Wong Foo could probably use a sequel... I just wonder if Ryan Reynolds and Djimon Hounsou would do it...
BasicAU
The comments throughout tumblr posts just seem forced and cringy.
billybertyoung
Actually they frame the nose.
Cerinna
And he's right - no need to add 3 layers of makeup to your face at all.
missleadinginiformation
It's literally why I stopped finding my ex attractive
TheDeanofLean
He looks so serious, like he is an ancient master at makeup
Efreeti
I think it's because he feels he gave a simple answer to a simple question, yet got applause.
DieBySnuSnu
OptimisticOlivia
+1 for cute Jeremy Renner
MizzouMoo
Yes, because we definitely need to give the strong female roles to men too....
Flowpaux
Upvoted because I thought it was Brendan Fraser
snotcaulk
It was. He's just that good.
kingofbass40
Not gonna lie, if he was gay, I would do him
virus64
Zaboom16
I heard he is gay. Wonder if its true
nifac71
Source at 2 mins: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vvE2_sQk0f4
CthulianDreams
That last frame where he just looks at the audience like "What? You know I'm right."
Bubblefarmer
Total sploosh
HibiscuitsTea
That's the most makeup I ever do.
LeGrandCancre
There's fucbois, and then there's "Fuck, boy!"s
ThePerfectCommentDoesntexi
http://imgur.com/RqzRDCY
This is what a strong independent woman who don't need no man looks like.
LoopStricken
Chris Trott, the early years.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
He can also play the piano and has a great voice
urltrrs
Hometown hero for Modesto natives, btw it sucks here
Had family in Modesto. Why did my parents always have to visit in the insane heat of Summer?
My family in Modesto had a huge fig tree. Great figs.
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
So you're saying he's perfect, bc he'll build your house in the mtns, teach you how to ski the mtn, all while he helps you look fabulous
sammyismycat
Works for me!
balsamicninja
I'm a straight male, and I want this life
orangatuan
Yoda Lay Hee Hoo!
wackywoohoopizzaman
And he could always hunt for you, too. A man of many skills
MangoLass
And roleplaying would always be interesting
Baller name
Thank you!
EnderPanda13
AND he'll shoot bad guys from miles away blindfolded! #FuckYeahHawkeye
loafroaster
And if you're a lesbian, don't worry! He kinda looks like one.
worgenboy
Jeremy Renner for the new Old Spice guy
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Sacrifices were made for 140 characters
Hell yeah they were. That comment took like 2 minutes to configure.
PhoenixQueenAzula
Same except then I just kinda said fuck it and didnt even post it even af
myfoodisproblematic
I like that you didn't drop the grammar
TheqQueue
I like him because he just did whatever job he could get, he did not get some easy road to fame.
pronoun
It's basically like the lottery. Some people can win on their first ticket. Others play for decades.
FrankLake
Is it just me.or does.he have something of the Smirking Whore of Highgarden about him?
Bizzledizzle007
I'm not sure if any road to fame is easy.
Janthran
have u heard of jaden smith
Ionami
There are some pretty direct and easy routes to fame out there. Lasting fame is a different matter.
HarryHamwallet
that tori spelling cunt
Crimpwithyourthumb
Damn she is an ugly woman
IronicUsername
Nepotism laughs at you.
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
kardashians?
She had to suck a dick.
TraitorousTrump3
I don't think she had to work at that though.
PhilippeFalloppe
More than one, she damn near wore the knees out of her jeans
Go hard or go home.
And it was hard...you win
Definitely worse than a soft one.
dinahsaurusgrr
No, your comment wins
well, some for sure had a more direct route, I like the people who had to do lots of normal jobs on the way.
user76
Yes, lots had relatives or family friends so had their foot in the door from an early age.. And agree too.
or at least parents with money to send them to fancy acting schools and introduce them to important movie/TV people.
HumanFlag
Like Chris Pratt
It would be interesting to hear what other "stars" did on the side as work as they were paying their dues before getting big.
I really like when they had CRAP jobs, you know the one no one really wants, but food takes money type jobs.
Whoopi Goldberg was a carpenter on construction sites I heard
rshini
so was Harrison Ford
yea, many of them avoid talking about it. I know Vin diesel did some bouncing etc. but most just pretend they are not normal
I think Brad Pitt got discovered working in an Ice Cream shop. Matt Damon through Abercrombie. Marky Mark for just being gangsta.
Counterfit
Was it Mark or Donnie that got famous first?
Wasn't it Steve?
I'm pretty sure that Drama from "Entourage" is supposed to be Donny. So, yeah, sort of.
FishingForConversation
The children of anyone that's famous
JohnFloorwalker
Well, it's not exactly their fault to whom they were born.
who*
Why am I being downvoted for a factual statement?
abrakadumbass
because it makes you sound like an apologist
hencethequeef
Because the grammar was weird. End sentences with prepositions. It's okay, I promise.
AlexTG
All kim K had to do was take a dick in the ass, doesn't seem that hard.
Ilikeyogurt
She did anal? *never watched the vid*
JoshyFreddy
It was hard. Didn't you see the video?
ElmurFud
Well it has to be sorta hard at least, or it's like trying to stuff a sock filled with Jello down an ant hole.
turtburgs
omg
I don't think I'd compare her anus to an anthole, more like a beaver dam.
Then let's see you do it!
While I agree with your sentiment, you're not gonna get far by aligning your argument with Kim Kardashian.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Maybe he's Bourne with it.
FreckleFoxx
ScooterBoii
gmanfan86
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Fuck, that's a good comment. http://imgur.com/5TYbHPG
Adamisok
This is why we need to be able to favourite comments
Maybe it's MattDamon
StubbornRabbit
Absolutely beautiful.
canibFrank
Perhaps the best comment I've seen today, including several I wrote.
unamailer
*slow clap*
brotherwalfrid
Fantastic
db17k
comments win, go home everyone
TapToRetry
After party, your place?
deimosVII
Pack it up we're done here
Caveman3A
Maybe it's Phillipines
MyBoyIsABox
Wow
doombuddy
NO. THAT MOVIE NEVER HAPPENED.
mattdubois
.
dxGGxb
i sincerly missed the point! wat?? somebody explain please
Maybeline (make-up company) has a slogan that starts "Maybe she's born with it." And Jeremey Renner was in one of the Bourne Identity movies
mattchew55b
Oh my God, that was the perfect comment.
JimStarluck
Maybe it's Marvelline.
CommonSenze
This could be top comment if the post makes it to FP
GrundleBlunder
Shutup no those arent his movies
Spaznetz
One of them was: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1194173/fullcredits/
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
He did that one tho
OtakuJedi
Whaddya mean there are only four. Just like there are only 5 Star Wars movies.
K1ngadam
DonovanMcGillicutty
When you proud of imgur for hittin the comment mark.
Rangler knows!
If they ain't hittin the mark every 3rd post man, I'm back to working in a jiffy
Triggeredfeminist
Maybe it's identity
etan7
Maybe it's his legacy
HypersonicHero
It's his supremacy
hprotman
Maybe it's Maybelline
twiddlydinkypoo
Damn you.
Thre3zekiel
Maybe it's none of your gotdamned business!
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAELECTRICSPACEWIZARD
Maybe it's the Third Reich
everyonegetsanupvotr
He boot too big for he got dammed feet
Oh snap
jb13760
I miss this show. She(Ma Ma!) was one of the high lights of it.
bloxman
Maybe it is so why dont ya chill
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
Pepperidge farm remembers.
DarthDeadpool
Gotdamned
dubblingo
He boot to big for he gotdamned feet
twfeline
I imagine it's faster if you aren't doing it backwards in a mirror, Mister Renner.
Superpandabus
When I read the comment I thought it was going to say 'used to be a girl' and I was going to be vet surprised
1TACH1
Source ?
jvillager916
He's from Modesto too. They don't mess around in the 209!
PhilTheFluffiestDogOnTheInternet
And he can sing
NicoleDanielle
I actually started doing my makeup based on this advice.
nullmichae
I'M JEREMY REEEENER, YOU WANT SOME WAATER, MANGH? COME TO JEREMY REEEENER'S TACO HUT!
mojoesodope23
I'm glad the mummy reboot looks horrible because a good one should have cast Renner not Tom Cruise.
Stalin4Time
"*BRENDAN FRASER", the front page probably
HerbieRobinson
Too Wong Foo could probably use a sequel... I just wonder if Ryan Reynolds and Djimon Hounsou would do it...
BasicAU
The comments throughout tumblr posts just seem forced and cringy.
billybertyoung
Actually they frame the nose.
Cerinna
And he's right - no need to add 3 layers of makeup to your face at all.
missleadinginiformation
It's literally why I stopped finding my ex attractive
TheDeanofLean
He looks so serious, like he is an ancient master at makeup
Efreeti
I think it's because he feels he gave a simple answer to a simple question, yet got applause.
DieBySnuSnu
OptimisticOlivia
+1 for cute Jeremy Renner
MizzouMoo
Yes, because we definitely need to give the strong female roles to men too....
Flowpaux
Upvoted because I thought it was Brendan Fraser
snotcaulk
It was. He's just that good.
kingofbass40
Not gonna lie, if he was gay, I would do him
virus64
Zaboom16
I heard he is gay. Wonder if its true
nifac71
Source at 2 mins: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vvE2_sQk0f4
CthulianDreams
That last frame where he just looks at the audience like "What? You know I'm right."
Bubblefarmer
Total sploosh
HibiscuitsTea
That's the most makeup I ever do.
LeGrandCancre
There's fucbois, and then there's "Fuck, boy!"s
ThePerfectCommentDoesntexi
http://imgur.com/RqzRDCY
ThePerfectCommentDoesntexi
This is what a strong independent woman who don't need no man looks like.
LoopStricken
Chris Trott, the early years.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
He can also play the piano and has a great voice
urltrrs
Hometown hero for Modesto natives, btw it sucks here
twfeline
Had family in Modesto. Why did my parents always have to visit in the insane heat of Summer?
twfeline
My family in Modesto had a huge fig tree. Great figs.
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
So you're saying he's perfect, bc he'll build your house in the mtns, teach you how to ski the mtn, all while he helps you look fabulous
sammyismycat
Works for me!
balsamicninja
I'm a straight male, and I want this life
orangatuan
Yoda Lay Hee Hoo!
wackywoohoopizzaman
And he could always hunt for you, too. A man of many skills
MangoLass
And roleplaying would always be interesting
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
Baller name
MangoLass
Thank you!
EnderPanda13
AND he'll shoot bad guys from miles away blindfolded! #FuckYeahHawkeye
loafroaster
And if you're a lesbian, don't worry! He kinda looks like one.
worgenboy
Jeremy Renner for the new Old Spice guy
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Sacrifices were made for 140 characters
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
Hell yeah they were. That comment took like 2 minutes to configure.
PhoenixQueenAzula
Same except then I just kinda said fuck it and didnt even post it even af
myfoodisproblematic
I like that you didn't drop the grammar
TheqQueue
I like him because he just did whatever job he could get, he did not get some easy road to fame.
pronoun
It's basically like the lottery. Some people can win on their first ticket. Others play for decades.
FrankLake
Is it just me.or does.he have something of the Smirking Whore of Highgarden about him?
Bizzledizzle007
I'm not sure if any road to fame is easy.
Janthran
have u heard of jaden smith
Ionami
There are some pretty direct and easy routes to fame out there. Lasting fame is a different matter.
HarryHamwallet
that tori spelling cunt
Crimpwithyourthumb
Damn she is an ugly woman
IronicUsername
Nepotism laughs at you.
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
kardashians?
Bizzledizzle007
She had to suck a dick.
TraitorousTrump3
I don't think she had to work at that though.
PhilippeFalloppe
More than one, she damn near wore the knees out of her jeans
Bizzledizzle007
Go hard or go home.
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
And it was hard...you win
Bizzledizzle007
Definitely worse than a soft one.
dinahsaurusgrr
No, your comment wins
TheqQueue
well, some for sure had a more direct route, I like the people who had to do lots of normal jobs on the way.
user76
Yes, lots had relatives or family friends so had their foot in the door from an early age.. And agree too.
TheqQueue
or at least parents with money to send them to fancy acting schools and introduce them to important movie/TV people.
HumanFlag
Like Chris Pratt
Bizzledizzle007
It would be interesting to hear what other "stars" did on the side as work as they were paying their dues before getting big.
TheqQueue
I really like when they had CRAP jobs, you know the one no one really wants, but food takes money type jobs.
PhilippeFalloppe
Whoopi Goldberg was a carpenter on construction sites I heard
rshini
so was Harrison Ford
TheqQueue
yea, many of them avoid talking about it. I know Vin diesel did some bouncing etc. but most just pretend they are not normal
Bizzledizzle007
I think Brad Pitt got discovered working in an Ice Cream shop. Matt Damon through Abercrombie. Marky Mark for just being gangsta.
Counterfit
Was it Mark or Donnie that got famous first?
Bizzledizzle007
Wasn't it Steve?
Bizzledizzle007
I'm pretty sure that Drama from "Entourage" is supposed to be Donny. So, yeah, sort of.
FishingForConversation
The children of anyone that's famous
JohnFloorwalker
Well, it's not exactly their fault to whom they were born.
JohnFloorwalker
who*
JohnFloorwalker
Why am I being downvoted for a factual statement?
abrakadumbass
because it makes you sound like an apologist
hencethequeef
Because the grammar was weird. End sentences with prepositions. It's okay, I promise.
AlexTG
All kim K had to do was take a dick in the ass, doesn't seem that hard.
Ilikeyogurt
She did anal? *never watched the vid*
JoshyFreddy
It was hard. Didn't you see the video?
ElmurFud
Well it has to be sorta hard at least, or it's like trying to stuff a sock filled with Jello down an ant hole.
turtburgs
omg
Bizzledizzle007
I don't think I'd compare her anus to an anthole, more like a beaver dam.
hencethequeef
Then let's see you do it!
JohnFloorwalker
While I agree with your sentiment, you're not gonna get far by aligning your argument with Kim Kardashian.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Maybe he's Bourne with it.
FreckleFoxx
ScooterBoii
gmanfan86
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Fuck, that's a good comment. http://imgur.com/5TYbHPG
Adamisok
This is why we need to be able to favourite comments
Efreeti
Maybe it's MattDamon
StubbornRabbit
Absolutely beautiful.
canibFrank
Perhaps the best comment I've seen today, including several I wrote.
unamailer
*slow clap*
brotherwalfrid
Fantastic
db17k
comments win, go home everyone
TapToRetry
After party, your place?
deimosVII
Pack it up we're done here
Caveman3A
Maybe it's Phillipines
MyBoyIsABox
Wow
doombuddy
NO. THAT MOVIE NEVER HAPPENED.
mattdubois
.
dxGGxb
i sincerly missed the point! wat?? somebody explain please
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
Maybeline (make-up company) has a slogan that starts "Maybe she's born with it." And Jeremey Renner was in one of the Bourne Identity movies
dxGGxb
mattchew55b
Oh my God, that was the perfect comment.
JimStarluck
Maybe it's Marvelline.
CommonSenze
This could be top comment if the post makes it to FP
GrundleBlunder
Shutup no those arent his movies
Spaznetz
One of them was: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1194173/fullcredits/
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
He did that one tho
OtakuJedi
Whaddya mean there are only four. Just like there are only 5 Star Wars movies.
K1ngadam
DonovanMcGillicutty
When you proud of imgur for hittin the comment mark.
DonovanMcGillicutty
Rangler knows!
TapToRetry
If they ain't hittin the mark every 3rd post man, I'm back to working in a jiffy
Triggeredfeminist
Maybe it's identity
etan7
Maybe it's his legacy
HypersonicHero
It's his supremacy
hprotman
Maybe it's Maybelline
twiddlydinkypoo
Damn you.
Thre3zekiel
Maybe it's none of your gotdamned business!
AHAAAAAAAAAAAAELECTRICSPACEWIZARD
Maybe it's the Third Reich
everyonegetsanupvotr
He boot too big for he got dammed feet
Bubblefarmer
Oh snap
jb13760
I miss this show. She(Ma Ma!) was one of the high lights of it.
bloxman
Maybe it is so why dont ya chill
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
Pepperidge farm remembers.
DarthDeadpool
Gotdamned
dubblingo
He boot to big for he gotdamned feet