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Biggest Great White Shark Caught On Camera
Filmed near Mexico's Guadalupe Island in 2013. She was pregnant, measured 6 meters and thought to be 50-years-old. They named her Deep Blue.
BodiazRising
That's 19.69 feet for the us Americans.
DiscoTechJuliet
Scrolled to find this thank you
alexosimgur
UpvoteCarsNGuns
Why is that guy outside the cage?
AzuMaki
HWS don't eat people, the only time they attack is where people are mistaken for food. and in this case the humans don't spartle like a seal
hockeyandgolfer224
Whom is out holding the camera?
SweetStache
Because 99.9% of the time sharks don't give a shit about us.
preacherman
there would be brown water in the cage
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Either that or the water got slightly warmer around that area...
Yourpoliticalpartyisaterroristorganization
You'd be in a wetsuit. It would just be you swimming in a shit bag floating in a cage
RenaissanceFaireMan
He's got the right idea, he wore the brown scuba suit!
Daringgonzo
Felinicus
All the bricks shat, all of them.
ken2die4
Lol
SpoohKeyBoogie
I always knew Bruce would get his own screen time, what a guy
ProBleMatiKal
Somewhere out there is the shark that fucked it
Daringgonzo
LOL
youngmountaingoat
She's 50 and pregnant - what an old slapper...
BigDipped
ThAt was A Chuck.
hockeyandgolfer224
Life....uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh,
hockeyandgolfer224
finds a way.
Piemom
Need banana for size
AlbinoRhino53
Faeleam
There's always a bigger fish
Daringgonzo
Well I won't go looking.
Faeleam
This is why no one will remember your name.
Daringgonzo
That's fine. Rather be alive and nobody than awesome but shark shit.
Faeleam
Sir I assume you don't even praise the sun.
Daringgonzo
Oh I do. And I love fishing in the mountains. But Norwegian fauna don't really offer any danger.
ThatsPermanent
True story: this is found footage. She killed everyone there, then pulled down the dive boat and ate it. Then gave birth to a Sharknado.
NickRivieraMD
That one dude on the cage, and his friends probably like:
Daringgonzo
Yea^^
Luwartic
This big baby was tagged a couple years ago, back in 2014. Here's a video if anyone's interested. https://youtu.be/nB83-5ZXaTY
KilisGirl
Was just about to ask for video
Daringgonzo
Nice. Thanks.
jmulderr
When she gives birth, I hope someone is there to start telling 'yo mamma so fat' jokes to her little sharklettes.
Pheralg
I would have named her "I'm shitting bricks"
Malleck
That's a submarine dressed as a shark.
Thurmanjr7
The shark sure did
Daringgonzo
More or less:D
Iancharcoal
Beautiful shark submarine
TheShotThatGotYouNaked
Bamboozled again
BadnewMilksteak
Jim Carrey is in there, isn't he?
LegoK9
Worked for us!
ZacWasTaken
Underrated comment
stealthman42797
This comment is perfection
LegoK9
Good to know some people appreciate my genius...
busted88
Also caught on camera were the largest set of balls. Re:that dude outside the cage.
adeptofiat
Aww, they're cute when pregnant
alledelgardo
I just made a lot of whimpering noises and got goosebumps. I'm usually okay with this stuff. Damn.
FloodTheFrontPageWithDogs
Everytime I see this I think... Whos recording that.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Camera on a pole.
catrappist
This is why I don't go in the waters in ark survival.
CidColetti
Good God! I thought meglodons were extinct.
DisbelievingBeliever
Meglodons died out only 2.6 Mya.
Daringgonzo
She is huge, but compared to a Megladon, she is and excuse the pun, small fish.
DisbelievingBeliever
Meglodons may have grown to 18m... 3 TIMES as big as Deep Blue.
whatupmyknitters
for some reason, i'm scared to death of sharks (and this video), but i'm FASCINATED by megalodon.
CidColetti
It was a joke but still that thing is fucking massive.
joelly25
Lemiaw
Size of a small whale
SweetStache
Like a baby whale
BazookaBoh
a small whale would be a meal to this bitch.
ottotravel
Bout the size of my sister when she was pregnant.
ColAngus
It's amazing, they look so sleek and graceful from far, but are absolutely terrifying when faced head on.
Cptnlnsan0
I think they're probably more terrifying when you can't find you torso
Daringgonzo
Sharks have remained pretty much unchanged over millions of years. Nature found a killing recipe that works.
siceit
What a beautiful Animal
Daringgonzo
She is magnificent.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Seriously. Awesome creatures.
shmuckatelliLCPLtype
That's ok I don't ever need to go in the ocean again
LandonSlayz
Too much dangerous shit. I'm never going in one, if I can help it.
BanGurHeaD
Scary
ltoka00
Here is more https://youtu.be/8raLJHzWqVA
Hellrzr33
Yeah me neither. ????
simplebuck
This
floorwaffles
Yeah, we are. Screw Steven, he ate my sandwich.
Mihakuu
Ypu should totally watch the Shallows. Don't read anything about it first tho, don't want to spoil anything about it.
PharaohMisa
It was really eh...I think it was kinda hyped up a little but but that actress was marvelous.
JorgenVonStranglesThrobbingErection
This did it, and not the bobbit worm post the other day?
Fairdinkums
With a name like that Samuel L. Jackson is the one thats never going in the ocean again
TheLadyChasing
This is so under-upvoted.
johnnyhandbags
Just get a bigger boat and you'll be fine.
georgopolis
They're actually super gentle and cuddly. I had several growing up, but we had to put them down because they ate my sister.
pudf
They are actually frolicking on a farm right now.
PharaohMisa
I think I laughed out my liver when I read this.
NotEven0nce
Ever seen the Australian news casters reacting to great whites? https://youtu.be/ScELODSs6T0
shmuckatelliLCPLtype
That was my exact reaction... Well minus the accent.
xxxprophecy
HahahahahahHHa omggggg so perfect
TheseArentMyGlasses
Stuff summer. Ha!
PharaohMisa
I an never going back in the water. Never again. Stuff summer. I'm so done
Or10nSharkFin
It's okay. Sharks don't eat people. Much.
Litig8
Riiiight, like how "fish are friends not food"?
spookhook
Oh come on. Golden opportunity. "Mostly."
MyUsernameIsLongerThanNecessary
It's okay. Sharks don't eat people. *munch*
somewhatwiseguy
Like as in they don't eat much people or they don't eat much of the people they do eat?
brightview
Yes.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
Depends on the shark, Great Whites like this don't tend to eat people at all, now Tiger Sharks and Bull Sharks, that's a bit different
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
They got the munchies that all humans could satisfy.
MoistenedAnus
Both.
somewhatwiseguy
That actually makes a lot of sense
CuntCuntCunts
Think we're seals or something, bite into and hate the taste of us.
BlueDsc
You should play Subnautica, it'll multiply that fear by 100.
joshyjosh
Had to refund it after 20 minutes. I don't have fears, but found out I have a very large fear of deep water...
TheDerpicorn
I love Subnautica but playing it makes me more terrified then any horror game.
BlueDsc
I almost shit myself when I ran into my first Reaper Leviathan. It didn't help that it snuck up on me.
TheDerpicorn
Oh god! Same. I started a new game the other day and went into the Aurora and came back out. My life pod had floated all the way out (1/2)
TheDerpicorn
To where there were 3 Reapers Leviathans. I said NOPE! It's a known bug though. Hoping they fix it. (2/2)
imalovernotaspider
Cheese and crackers that's a big shark
squirrelismyfavorite
Sweet baby Cheesus!
GoAwayGetaway
+1 for cheese and crackers
iantollewellyn
Cheesus crust!
ohgodidontknowwhatimdoing
Dunno if this is an unpopular opinion, but I think that's an absolutely gorgeous creature.
MagicUmbrellas
Terrifyingly beautiful
supraman2turbo
I friggen love sharks, she is a beauty and massive
TheSnailChef
I know it's beautiful!
Treadinglightly
Fucking love sharks, not that unpopular I think!
loneliestloner
They are stunning animals
threecheersforsweetrevenge
That was the first thing I thought while watching this
somethingofsomething
They have to be the best part of the ocean. To bad their numbers are so low now.
Epsilon025
We should appreciate more dangerous yet beautiful creatures. They're so feared, we forget that they can have offspring of their own.
Dips18
Beautiful animals Sharks are.Also all the different types of Whales in the ocean are amazingly interesting&beautiful. Certain Whales elusive
PharaohMisa
I don't think that's an unpopular opinion. Most people do fine them attractive. But most people like living so
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Agreed.
TheAngryMarineBiologist
I am right there with you my fellow crazy fish loving bastard
KharnApproves
They haven't had to evolve for a few million years because they're perfect killing machines. Beautiful, but I'll keep my distance.
Blackjack762
Great Whites a majestic creatures. By far my favorite shark.
BababaMoooya1
Same
AsinusAdLyram
Stunning. But I am staying on my side of the waterline when she's around. SWEET JEBAS she's death incarnate.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I have been obsessed with sharks since I first saw pictures of them, their majesty is seriously underrated.
ZippytheMuppetKiller
Sharkaddicts have an amazing instagram
ohgodidontknowwhatimdoing
Thanks for the heads up! Will definitely check it out
hekubis
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RandomBrony
Looked them up, don't like that they post personal crap between sharks
StonesOnTheHill
No that's an entirely normal opinion. Sharkfucker. That was meant as an insult, but in retrospect, it'd be kinda hardcore in a weird way.
Jengu
Scary, but absolutely stunning.
Spankolina
Exactly my thoughts.
SpaceCatJeffy
ILikeSpoopy
Bootiful
ohgodidontknowwhatimdoing
Stunning. <3
Lavalampalana
Beautifully majestic.
dactylophile
Are we ignoring the person outside the cage?
itsapirateslifeforme
Balls made of solid adamantium. He requires no weight belt when scuba diving.
itsanotherdanny
I mean, the shark did. so they mustn't be important.
bermudez0390
djvaritek
Preeeeeety sure if it wanted ya.. it would have had ya...
exiledbeasty
As long as they didn't chum the water then she won't attack unless provoked
tryhardtechy1169
often times people playing in water or panicking are mistaken for seal pups/ other prey trying to escape.
ChadAnding
He thought about reaching out and touching it
Daringgonzo
I am not.
WhosJoe
What person? All I saw was the biggest set of balls in a wet suit swimming with the biggest great white.
MichaCosmosRunner
Yes... yes we are. Their fault for staying outside
TehStoner
Despite the massive size of that shark, it is clearly overshadowed by the size of that doods balls
Tuktueater
The ocean got warm all of a sudden
ventiespressodepresso
I assumed it'd be best to remain completely still in that situation. But that brass-balled dude was like "nope let me check out this babe"
Kalrondo
I believe we found Steve Irwin's soul reincarnated...
kelsyels
That guy had the best seat in the house imo
Seppeschepers
And the guy filming this ?
AuryxBecauseWhyNot
I'm surprised he was able to swim despite the weight of his giant titanium balls.....
thecanadianhero
How can they dive with balls that large???
ArmsOfTheAngelFUCKTHATS
he's the professional tour guide who shit all over himself in that wersuit
karan08
Balls of steel.
SchrodingerMil
You don't think a 50 year old shark that's 6 meters long cares about a cage?
Mavgurian
Because their teeth are made of adamantium at that point or what?
Nattodesu
Jaw pressure. She could have them if she wanted, but sharks don't really eat people.
bigeasy44
And the shark vagina?
IAmDynomite
Totally noticed that too
Intr0naut
Looks like SLJ
TheMandroid
If the shark wanted to eat people it would just eat the cage and the boat attached to it.
laura378
Sharks don't like scuba tanks, gives them gas
Crushing76
GAS, CORAL!
Mehe31
I just snorted at my desk. Thanks
OldAnomaly
Funniest comment this month!
Blackjack762
Great Whites have little desire to eat people. The only times they do are by accident thinking the person was a seal.
TitsMcGregor
What if she had poor eyesight? She's fucking magnificent, but I lack the balls to try it.
TheWonderYak
Or they are curious, kinda likes babies.
Nova5269
Right. They can sample the nutrients something has with just a nibble. Unfortunately their "nibble" is strong enough to server a limb
Dergen89
You obviously have not seen Jaws.
BaldVinnie
Jesus I only saw him after you pointed it out. Assuming the jets of water are putting the Shark off? Either way, balls of steel
Leithoa
No jets of water, just an understanding of shark behavior & aforementioned steel ballast.
malikcarr
Basically this, a shark's unlikely to take a piece out of you in that situation. 'Course that's one hell of an odds game, y'know?
FllintEasywood
What about the guy filming this? Where do you think he is?
Chemeli
Thats a very good point.
MichaCosmosRunner
Another cage
DocVolt
Slowly hitting the bottom of the ocean dragged by his massive balls
baturro
In heaven
BigVigilante
Maybe another shark filmed it.
realfakebees
I chortled. +1 :)
Psychko
It's quite an experience diving with them, I'll definitely be doing it again
SlaveToTheMuses
I've always been scared shitless of them from when I was young but one day I do plan to get over that and go diving with them. Fuuuck.
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Aw man that sounds awesome.
IsuckAsthis
Going next month, sooo excited.
Psychko
Nice! May I ask where you're doing the dive?
IsuckAsthis
Near Stuart island in New Zealand. Where did you go?
Psychko
Neptune Islands in South Australia, near Port Lincoln. I didn't know there were great white tours in NZ, I might do that next time I go
Daringgonzo
Lucky bastard:)
Psychko
Very. Best to keep all limbs inside the cage at all times!
Psychko
Very. Best to keep all limbs inside the cage at all times!
Daringgonzo
Yea no need to aim for the Darwin's Award:D
Psychko
Definitely not! Here's one of the glorious bastards from my trip -
the biggest we had was a little over 5m
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
At that size that glorious bastard was more probably a magnificent bitch.