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thatonerandodude
As a guy I don’t do this... wait... does that mean I’m not really a guy?
Witlesswolf
I have, on occasion enjoyed receiving a dick pic. I just wish they had asked me if I even wanted one first.
franciscoairodu9000
Sending those is for boys, I'm a man, if I'm going to disappoint someone it'll be face to face.
TheEliteInvaderZim
I like to get to know the girl. Is that weird?
sonofabirchnut
I dont send dick Pics, I send wiener art
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Send me some the titles of the books you've read this year. Then we'll talk about that dick.
TheRicketyLadder
dont we all?
crippl3dhobnob
I've got asked to send dicpics, so not all are unsolicited. Of course I googled micropenis and send to get them of my back
zFUBARz
Worked for me this morning... granted the wife is pretty accommodating. It was more to tell her I was awake.
duckshooter
I fail to understand why guys send dic pics. I never done that.
irishPEDOelf
I kinda like them.
jsaund86
Fine, ill do 3 dick pics for 1 sex.
vash77
HonestCommentFarmer
Guys still send dick pics? I thought it was all fish pics these days.
kaliedoscopicfrenzy
generalcontractorofyournightmare
I just sent them for pity, not sex.. BUT if that leads to pity sex, then so be it..
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
Once you're married, rubbing your schlong against her crack when she's bending over replaces the dick pick. Romance.
UnsolicitedDikDikPic
vagimite
Girls when I sent dick pics
Zega000
5GTurnedTheFrogsGay
Seriously I've never sent a DP and I never will and I've done absolutely fine. Why are we sending pics of a thing ladies don't want to see?
Knilore
We have self respect, they don't. Casting a big net, no matter the poor condition increases chances of them catching at least A fish.
NayiruTheMajito
I show them to my man and we both rate them.
skjetch
To never have sent an unwanteddick pic should not be a point of pride, it's simply the lack of having done something unethical. It's neutral
ARealDjentleman
I have sent several but they were all requested
HonestCommentFarmer
Solicited Dick Pics are the best.
IAmBacchusSoLetsAllParty
Consider it requested ?
meconopsia
A gentleman always asks first.
gotwokenupbyneighboursat6AM
Manners maketh man
Evercrimson
Boys be more like here's a handful of kindness coins, 1 sex please.
manosesqueleticas
Kindness coins! Hahaha
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
"I gave you basic respect, that means you owe me"
ajexmajor
One sex please
notagudnoodle
“Please” skipped***
hwmcbeast
Totsmacgee
The girl looks familiar and I can't remember her name. Do you know who she is?
orangeflava
Actress Jillian Bell
LCMcG
Jillian Bell. I think this is from Workaholics.
Someshithead241
As a guy who also has a fondness for guys. Dick pics are fucking weird and I dont understand them. Especially when some guys think their
Someshithead241
Tiny, shrivelled up little winkies are attractive and treat it like its gods gift to humanity. Never have sent one, never will. Its nasty.
dockerexe
You saying my tiny, shrivelled winkie is ugly? that hurts bro.
HonestCommentFarmer
Most pictures of penises aren't very flattering, but every cock I've seen in real life have been fucking gorgeous.
HipsterFett
As a guy, I absolutely do not understand sending dick pics. I like my unit, and I’m reasonably proud of it, but it isn’t a commodity.
catholiccolor117
It's related to guys wanting to be treated like woman. Many Dudes are not allowed to have one emotion or empathy
UVAChemE2013
Guess you’ve never gotten hot and heavy sexting someone
graaghles
General thought process is "I get tuned on by seeing vaginas, therefore girls should get turned on seeing dicks." Doesn't work that way.
nitur
Same, guys just need more self respect. I've never sent one that wasn't directly asked for.
Ryanator50
you want the lady to be surprised when you whip it out the first time.
ILikePugandFrenchiePictures
I only send them to other guys to shame them. Why would you send it to a woman?
Eldibs
Because to them, it's a numbers game. If it has a 98% failure rate, and you send them to 100 people, that's two successes.
GuyPilot
Never ever sent a pic of my dick. I mean, sure *other* ppl's dicks, but never my own. #gentleman
kaeldra
As a girl, I absolutely do not understand men sending dick pics lol.
sirfanciesadrought
Men love seeing your sexy bits so they can only assume you like it too. I'm a guy I don't trade nudes. Some tease is good but not full nudes
rococosbasilisk
I have to assume they don’t get attention and so any response is validating. But it blows my mind that people think this is acceptable
DankeMoon
I’ll be the judge of whether it is a commodity. Build your case, send me pictures.
latinomartino
Ratemydickpick.com
fdinthea
Cheomesh
I don't think I've ever even taken a picture of my dick.
eadanke
I know I'd find a way to accidentally send it to the world. I can't allow the picture to exist.
Cheomesh
It would be to your mother, naturally.
blob87
Not into macro photography, huh?
thatonerandodude
I think you mean mega structures, don’t shame someone for what you have, it’s called hypocrisy
hstein3
I have. You're a real deep sleeper.
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
seannikiforuk
This dick ain't free
AttentionDeficitHighDef
This. Dick. Ain't. Freeeeeeeeeee.
seannikiforuk
The boy has flow. I long for a new album.
cpcgamer
If you didn't give it away, if you made us work for it, you could be kings. But you flooded the market and devalued yourselves.
KirschPunkt
The thing is, I don't even mind dick pics, as long as there is some effort behind them.
Totsmacgee
Sometimes it's good when you can have a decent conversation first but if it's sent without asking it's not as nice
ILoveElephantsForEver
People are not products.
DanFendi
"Lol." - Capitalism
Thefear1984
So you're saying if its worth it, let you work it so maybe you can put your thing down, flip it and reverse it?
Raven2311
Someone's not been in r/gone wild before
CoryBarker127001
Bold of you to assume I had value in the first place *finger guns*
abigmoosenamedjerb
Might I offer you... Man booty?
Sunsingeranon
I honestly wouldn't send one unless asked honestly, if they're ready for the level of disappointment i bestow, they're a keeper.
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
Something, something, *inflation joke* something.
Silkyninja1
You've now identified yourself on Imgur as female. Let the dck pic DM flood commence
KasperTheCarGuy
But what if I just really like showing it off? Without expecting anything in return.
Pixel8yt
This is why I'm raising my personal stock until I have a unique assest that others will want.
dontrike
I've been worth zero from the start so there's nothing to devalue.
Emprak
By 'give it away' you mean be bombarded from childhood with messages that a woman's primary value is in sex appeal and child-bearing?
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
Dickonomics
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Never did, never will. I don't have that kind of confidence.
sodomantis
When the demand for something goes in to the negative, it is garbage. And you will have to pay to get it handled.
HelicopterDickFlightschoolStudent
Dick pics are out anyways. Credit score pics are all the rage
Cheomesh
I mean, it's not like porn is hard to get in general.
Doopapotamus
Do dick pics ever work? I thought it was urban legend. Ladies, what the heck are you looking for when you see different dicks?
sirfanciesadrought
As a guy, I never asked for nudes, cause when I'm texting my crush, I really wanna get to know them & not think of them as an object. But1/2
cpcgamer
If we're friendly and close then it's just cool to see my friends because everyone is different. No two people are not on fire.
NothingButTheWorst
They never work when unsolicited from a stranger. It works when they express wanting to see it, or it's a WooHoo flirt thing for you both.
StealthyRPG
I've used them, it's very situational. It's basically a way of saying "I'm available" and in a world of insecurity and anxiety that level ~
StealthyRPG
~ of assurance can be welcome, especially if communication isn't either parties strong point.
BicyclePirate
Literally never. I’m curious who went around convincing all these dudes that it was a good idea in the first place.
morelikeconsham
I don't think it is a learned behavior - I think most guys are fairly desperate to be sexualized, and that some will resort to sexualizing
morelikeconsham
themselves. It's self-defeating behavior, sure, but desperation is inherently irrational.
cpcgamer
I've been told it's to do with how men and women process emotions. Men tend to be visual/concrete and "Look it got big" is a good example.
sirfanciesadrought
I'm a guy but I've heard girls saying that it's about the person it's attached to. Random nudes aren't the same as that of celebs, girls 1/2
sirfanciesadrought
on Imgur & forums like reddit. Or that hot person from your college. Personally, I like had having a nice conversation but to each their own
Dinkleburgg
Unless you’re gay
IATTM
What are you looking at when you see different boobs?
morelikeconsham
That's the thing - we aren't choosy.
baydude
My hopes, my dreams, my will to live.
AnUpvote
Boobs, obviously.
IATTM
I mean, is there another answer?
AnUpvote
Yes, there's usually two as they come in pairs.
meritb24
You really think you dick is that good?
Wobblestone
As the person who has lived with it the longest, it has always been there for me, never let me down, and always on time.Couldnt ask for more
meritb24
And you think taking a pic is the best appreciation you can give it?
Wobblestone
Absolutely not. There are a few people who I think value him as much as me and, when people ask how he's doing, I let them know.
Raoin
Welp, since dick isent worth anything now might as well give it away to everybody! No point hoarding useless shit
Fatkats93
Burn it in a fire like the Germans did there money
BamboozledU
Listen I hate to be that guy but isent isent a word
TurtleBrawler
That's why I always make sure to promptly flush mine
daugbret
Just throw it in the "take a penny, leave a penny" tray and go on with your life.
KirschPunkt
So, "take a penis, leave a penis"?
The5lacker
So... Grindr?
KirschPunkt
I haven't been in Grindr for ages, but here in my area it was more of "take 30 penises in your inbox you didn't ask for"
CooCooCaChew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4 I work up this morning with a bad hangover
sillymissmillie
Detachable peeeeeniiiis....
titslapper327
Pussy isn’t worth much either. Street value is about 40$ but stocks might rise
gtmiller
At least pussy isn't subject to inflation.
RXJ235231
Have you heard of a nifty little thing called gender imbalance?
cpcgamer
Let me tell you of one of the weirdest fetishes...
RecentlyDeceasedHighQualityCorpse