oligarchy
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Here's a picture of a duck laying an egg. Bet you haven't seen that before.
Jan 17, 2018 8:05 AM
oligarchy
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2016
122
MorbidToast
We eat that..
warp10
On a related note, did you know that one of the first ever amateur porn movies was of a Frenchman fucking a duck during the 1910s?
bobathon
We see vagene, now bobs.
SoopaMoose
This is most definitely a goose and not a duck
Istealfromthefrontpage
That is literally me right now dropping a duce
promilleken1
I tought ducks came out of eggs, weird
ElizabethMacTavish
its a damn goose you turd
Vardoon
Sigh... *unzips*
Michealbay
I have fapped to less
RadiDaddy
This clearly shows why square eggs would be bad for the duck. Sharp edges and the duck's hoo-ha slamming shut would cut reproduction rates.
Apothem
Why isn't this animated?!?!!?
TipsyWench
Plop
FantasyFuckFest
R/lipsthatgrip
KayDragon
I thought this was a dead dolphin at first glance
tellemurius
I have seen this
711isAnInsideJob
Kinda hot in these ducks
RootEnoch
purgethefilthyheretics
Aware of what?
geekisthenewcool
The existence of duck cloacas, perhaps?
grubbylittleslug
That it’s actually a goose
purgethefilthyheretics
THEGote
fed250
Never need to see this again for the rest of my life.
chickenwings26
Goose. That's a goose.
davebeastly
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
Seriously why doesn't this have more upvotes
davebeastly
Because it's wrong.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
Ok farmboy
dirtymindednonsense
walleyeslayer2
No, no....... that’s a duck
Wolpertinger1977
you still have not seen a duck laying eggs, because this is a goose .... egghead!
PoppaBigBear
No but i've seen similar things on pornhub. It did not involves ducks nor eggs.
quixotegut
Thats a goose!
quixotegut
That's...
wolfiedk
this is pornhub material
GuciGucci
Not a gif, thanks for starting my day off with staring at a goose butthole for 2 min waiting for something to happen.
awesome11300412
Same as well
cottonvag
Same.
Buckbeak1486
A goose...? That is CLEARLY a duck!
SBSP129
You must've been quackers once you realized!
ItsJustATribute
Same
sarahthetran
hahahaha same
GnomeHomo
Well, here's a chicken laying an egg:
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Oyer
Annnnnd I’ll never eat eggs again.
VidiVeniThenSheLeft
Reverse it!
joesboxd3b
CHRIST That looks painful!
Shuriyu
Pregnancy is painful.
Darcness777
Welcome to child birth :V
Therearetoomanyusernames
My same exact thought! Lol
confessionalclown
you missed the chance to say "my same eggxact thought"
Therearetoomanyusernames
Aw....I am terrible at coming up with puns. I'm not punny at all.
strugglesnuggler
... Well that's something for the spank bank
mrmartini
Did you guys know that lady birds only have one hole back there? All the business happens from it. That's why their poops is weird colors.
awesome11300412
Crap, wrong comment
Alkuam
Behold the glory of the cloaca.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Yup, learned that in Vet Tech school. It's actually really neat!
awesome11300412
Someone else knows the pain
JamesInTasmania
That's someones fetish satisfied for the moment... weirdo!
Imustupvotealltacos
https://youtu.be/pM8n72WZTlA
gourami
Night Shift Nurses
AdequatelyInadequate
itsnotracistifitstrue
I see you also walk a dark path brother.
aFadingMemory
A duck is just an eggs way of making another egg.
Voidhawk42
We all are.
Affray
Negative, I'm a meat popsicle.
Voidhawk42
bhefhkouffwdjgfeyf
guys. this is both brilliant and evil. we need to keep this at 666 points.
DeathclawDefibrillator
Crimpwithyourthumb
Selfish ducking genes
pres2pond
An egg is just a duck's way of making another duck.
UserguyMcMister
An egg is an eggs way of making another egg.
smsd5774
I also loved vm varga from Fargo
ENCHANTMEN
holy shit.
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
Holy egg*
Havacado
TheGrinchStoleYourShit
how very uncomforting thank you
RepresentativeOfNorway
What if i say the same applies to humans? Humans are just a ducks way to make more eggs!
MeisterKleister
"A scholar is just a library's way of making another library."
Affray
DisGonBeGud
DeeDoubleYu
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puppyflips
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rainbowcoloredpoop
confanity
A step deeper: ducks and eggs are both just vehicles for duck DNA to make more duck DNA.
BigglesMcSqueez
The end justifies the means.
rabidCOVIDphysician
Hey you just hit on a pretty nuanced theory biologists use to explain why so many diseases hit us after reproductive age.
rabidCOVIDphysician
For anyone interested, the basic idea is that natural selection and evolution stops working on us cuz we’re no longer passing on our genes 1
rabidCOVIDphysician
It’s easiest to understand what this means with an example: bats and mice. 2 animals of similar size, anatomy, metabolic rate. Also...
rabidCOVIDphysician
...they reproduce around the same age. But mice only live a few years while bats can live for 30yrs. Evolution hasn’t made mice live...
rabidCOVIDphysician
...longer healthier lives because evolution doesn’t give a fuck what happens after you reproduce. Long life, short life - it’s...
kennygomien
Why don't we eat duck eggs?
GxtmX
A ducks egg is much more unhealty than a chickens but it tastes better
TheWarHymn
Lower production rate. But they're very popular in East Asia. Thicker shell makes them better for pickling.
RagingSlab
Difference between chicken/duck balut? You can pick your teeth with the chicken beak.
ladyloMonster
zeroexistence
Duck egg is much more delicious than chicken egg, It has bigger yolk.
airbreather
Presumably “we” is American... in the US agriculture is typically dry-land farming, so the common farm fowl is the chicken. 1/2
airbreather
...in Asia, much agriculture is wet (rice farming) and so the common fowl are waterfowl... ducks. (Lived in China for 3 years)
mini4x
My grandpa has ducks and geese, we ate their eggs. Other than the size of the goose eggs, you can't really tell any difference.
angelsichor
We do
DickDastardly404
We do
AssamLaksa
Salted eggs are made from duck eggs.
thatwoodguy
I have but they are sort of strong egg smell and flavour. Not everyonbe likes it
Dots77
Come to Ireland, love them out here on the bog.
whatthehellalltheusernamesaretaken
Just had one last night :/
Mustakrakishhh
We do :) they're bigger than chickens eggs which means more yummy yolk! However I have found the whites tend to be a little rubbery
lluagor
Some eat duck fetuses in eggs. Feathers n all
selkieselk
we do. i grew up (uk) eating them quite often cos the farm down the road sold them on the roadside, and the odd goose egg too.
Imeeeeee
A better question is why haven’t you eaten a duck egg yet.
JAC0BY
No but I drink duck farts.
kennygomien
I can't believe no one has said "because they're too fowl".
JemFayCrystal
Yup, taste like a mix of Kakapo, Ibis, and Bald Eagle eggs but not as yummy as Forest Owl I'm telln ya.
RathernotDisclose
We do
SadisticTrout
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brotherblue
They are fantastic to use making sponge cakes
ladyloMonster
It has never once crossed my mind to use duck eggs in a sponge cake.. Mind= blown
SpitefulRed
My mother used to make omelets out of ours. They taste just like chicken eggs.
crawfish41
We do. They are delicious.
ilsalta
Ducks don’t produce a shitton of eggs like chickens do, I believe.
ApolloTheSpaceFox
they taste almost exactly the same as chicken eggs btw, just a tad bit bigger. More yoke.
sydneygirl
just so you know, it's 'yolk' bbut pronounced yoke. Weird, I know.
PissedMahPants
As a duck and chicken raiser, I disagree that they taste the same. Duck eggs have a slight almost fishy/game flavor that is quite pleasant.
Drecasi
We used to have a pet duck that laid eggs. Best eggs ever.
snipermonkeymc
They are a bit richer than a chicken egg. They make excellent egg salad.
AGremlinWithALicoriceDispenser
They sell them at my local grocery store
jimjackboredom
I hear they go great with quackers
strongbadia7
EatsBees
This needs to be upvoted more. Have mine, good sir.
dreadpiratekirk
Ever heard of Balut?
TheodoreJDetweiler
Man I miss balut
apexwarrior
Oh god
imAUser
That's duck?!?
FreddieAndersson
NickHuanca
SjyiN
Hahahhaaaaa
GeekyRafiki
After reading the other comments, I would be a dumb fuck if I asked. A VERY dumb fk. So...?
SoDoneWithYourShite
Imagine eating a half developed bird embriyo thats been boiled and you eat it from its's egg shell. Thats balut. Nasty as fuck.
GeekyRafiki
That's the nightmare stuff that made me refuse eating eggs for a few years as a kid. Humans are sick
CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
Ok so why haven't I ever eaten one?
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CallMeJerryBecauseIAmJerry
Thanks. I will keep an eye out :p
Somethjng
Look out for salted duck eggs too. They're a delicacy
kennygomien
Oh. Apparently we do.
nihilistdad
Not with that attitude.
kilnborn
With vigor, yes, yes we do.
Randompersonisrandom
Ostrich eggs are really good too
theslowestsloth
Emu eggs are best then. There was a post recently about it
InoffensivePablum
Turkey eggs are great, too. They’re huge!
OfficialNedFlanders
I once ate an emu egg! Super thick shell and a bit salty, but decent.
Toothicus
Throwing the goose egg into the ring. The geese are so vicious as they guard the deliciousness jealously