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#thief #dumb #funny
Sep 17, 2017 4:54 PM
andreouc3000
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#thief #dumb #funny
Forge128
You DENSE mother* https://media.giphy.com/media/CHmfsOE2EUh56/giphy.gif
Glock21
Damnit Donnie Baker! 'I swear tu God'
usersubbordercontrol
Best part is how it unlocks after first try throwing it
PreviouslyALurker
Hopefully the broken glass cut his D off so he can't procreate.
Renkov
He is really committed to that cigarette.
legaleze
Covers hands so does not leave fingerprints. But smokes cig, which he'll probably throw on the ground when he's finished.
SergiousMaximus
Can't...stop.. laughing!
SanchoLibre
https://imgur.com/85AGHNG
Scratchtherobotchicken
the door doesn't open inward, and the handle is not in the middle of the door.. I HAVE TO CRAWL THROUGH NO OTHER WAY
MidlandRedux
Steve Bannon's new job since he got kicked out of the White House? He seems very bitter.
AJ2071
the retard is strong in this one
imgurianese
The second time it replays that's went you confirm that it was open the whole time and the locks didn't break while being smashed.
JodyHighroller
Oh.. didn't even notice it opened like a whole foot the first time he hit it, lol.
Zicora
Florida?
ihatepcslut
Yeah....adrenaline + alcoholl= dumb tief
Jemimaduck
Solid5outof7
*hackers voice* I'm in
KhajiitIsPleased
We are the product of 3.8 billion years of evolution. Remember that
MandorSawall
So are pandas
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
With a cigg lit the entire time...
R3stAssur3d
Well, that pretty much sums up my life...
Blackd0nuts
You need to reconsider your choices
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
I honestly don't think it registered that he could just open the door. Even after he closes it.
JenkholeUnchained
Was hoping he'd climb back out through the hole.
imgurianese
Me too.
SheldonCooper1510
Matzoballz
Lolol yesssss..... perfect
SteveSteveSteve55
What do we want? Fry's dog! When do we want it? Fry's dog.
fredbloxx
who's acting...
imejyian
http://nerdist.com/the-nerdist-podcast-new-futurama-episode/
outofshapeoverweight
And THEN closes the door behind him! Lol
ILoveTomHanksAlsoCatsSuckDogsRule
Don’t wanna let the heat out!
MasterSavage
He wasn't raised in a barn
kuraiholy
I've seen this a few times, I never noticed the door swings open the first bash haha
AnythingMuchShorter
Haha, didn't notice that before!
NotFarEnough
Context: dude's a drunk Aussie trying to get into a Queensland pub at 3:30 AM
HypnoJack
This should be top comment.
NotFarEnough
Sauce: https://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/32177622/thirsty-queenslander-uses-beer-keg-to-smash-into-closed-pub-in-clumsy-break-in-effort/
CongratsYouAreHereNow
fucking queenslanders
thevortexmaster
Probably shouldn't rob a place after drinking a keg of beer
ichuckcheese
This happened in Australia, the guy broke in literally because he wanted to have a look around, the owners also didn't press any charges 1
ichuckcheese
As long as he replaced the door
thevortexmaster
Hahaha awesome
imgurianese
I don't think he was robbing the place it looks like the lobby of an apartment complex
NotFarEnough
It was a pub, actually
thevortexmaster
Either way
KrustyPartiallyGelatinatedNonDairyGumBasedBeverage
He got in, didn't he?
PoppinLochNessHopster
if it's stupid but it works...
bolshevik09
stupid is a understatement
axelfive
It's an osha violation.
WellIMightWantAFreeSample
...it might still be stupid.
deerslayr
Catch him before he can breed!
niftyo3o
I mean his children wouldn't pose any harm to the world anyway and they could be a great source of humor.
shorey66
I think the glass cuts to his gentlemen's area have then care of that.
darkninja2992
Does he even understand how to?
Capitahood
Okay but he did manage to keep his cigarette lit the whole time I'll give him that
phil1d
Thats clearly vape, this guy is irredeemable
GoldFrieza
Too late they breed earlier than everyone else
Blackd0nuts
Idiocracy anyone ?
OneHecaton
Ouch my balls!
TargaryenLoyalist
And you can bet that guy is a voter.
Hotyr
Unfortunately this happened here in Queensland (Australia) where voting in mandatory.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
pauline hanson
RandomBSpost
For Trump.
zaphod
Try again http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/jail-survey-7-in-10-felons-register-as-democrats/article/2541412
TargaryenLoyalist
I never said that. You may have heard it, I may have thought it, and it may be true. But I never said it.
SilentScreamsX
And his vote counts for exactly as much as someone with multiple degrees. That's how you end up with bad Presidents, naming no names.
NotFarEnough
Well at least in the US his vote counts for zero because he's Australian
zaphod
criminals prefer to vote Democrat http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/jail-survey-7-in-10-felons-register-as-democrats/article/2541412
AnythingMuchShorter
Because the wrongs wealthy people commit that should be crimes are actually legal, mostly because of republicans.
zaphod
why can't libs stick to the topic? Comment was that the criminal above would have voted for Trump, empirical evidence proves otherwise.
zaphod
P.S. most wealthy people support Democrats too. next argument?