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Feb 24, 2019 2:16 AM
EZBeast
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upyournosewitharubberhose
It’s the best you’ve ever looked and you know it
ImChrisHansen
What the fuck is up with your hair though?
mycatbathesme
Nothing about this looks real
QuiXiuQ
And we’re not discussing yo hair??
codemgr
Dude looks like the eyehole man in high school
Unwarrantedcynicism
ltmccarthy942
Mein eyes!
ProperHomeless
Dude looks like Alita battle angel
ThereAreNeverEnoughDoggos
Seriously what the hell is up with that?
nicholasagream
I used to work at a school photographer company and it was routine to do this on group photos and also massive retouching on single shots
TechinTeacher
I think it was my 2nd year teaching the company did a noticeably bad job retouching photos. Acne kids looked like they had play-doh for skin
sendbooze
rickdogg
Lold at this way harder then I should have
BenDoverAndPhilMcKrackin
It would keep me up at night wondering whose eyes he had pasted over mine.
handbanana13
I couldn’t even tell. Looks very natural
Lulabel73
Estoyp00ping
That must’ve been some dank kush
alpacasaurusrex
He looks like an alien skinned a human and is wearing him as a costume.
OlderThanTheInternet
Only picture his parents have framed.
MacDaddySmitt
Lol Steve Buscemi eyes!
EzekielsRage
The eyes distract from that horrible haircut, the photographer did him a favor
mveloz130742
Looks like you had pink eye.
JediMasterPickledBadger
Yeah, sure he did, Steve Buscemi. You're not tricking me.
SophieClockwise
ReverseSyzygy
hair was cut and pasted from same eyes open guy, obviously.
knobhoblin
In our high school graduation photo the photographer changed some heads around for some reason
cunninglinguist85
Jvenanzi
yoyopopo
kermotherapy
It could have been for passport. "Sir, this doesn't look like you." "Hold on, I have these eyes in my pocket, I will just put these on.."
kermotherapy
"Everything order, have a nice day, sir"
B166ERMaximus
So if he cut them, is there someone else in the yearbook missing their eyes?
EZBeast
BaronWaste
No, ’cuz he used someone ELSE’s… but of course then had to use someone ELSE’s, usw, Peter to Paul… Finally some frosh kid had dog’s eyes.
DaisyfromDownunder
The ayes have it.
EZBeast
What are your thoughts on the Mad Max movies?
DaisyfromDownunder
Like a normal, daily commute here in Australia.
EZBeast
So Fury Road is like Friday rush-hour on a holiday weekend?
angelsichor
Wtf is going on with the hair though?
jrblast
It's to distract from the eyes.
NSAgent
That’s where he copied the eyes from.
thatguywiththerobothead
If you mean the light streak I think it's a glare?
ImNotTaylorSwift
He takes hair tips from Cameron Diaz in Something About Mary.
matchstickmetropolis
His hair was closed too. Photographer cut and pasted someone else's on
SlackerTactical
and his mouth was open. Photographer cut and pasted someone else's on.
insanity540
Yep. Not satisfied with his creation the photographer took to gluing hair and fixing that too.
EZBeast
mobynik182
It's called a Manorama, it's what the jewy boys wear on their heeds
EvilDeadTed
Lol. Man-O-Rama.
TheAfroClam
I think Manorama sang Cruel Summer
Beefblaster
I think that's a Yamcha
MistyFrazier
Its yarmulke
LegallyDistinctN64
It's Digorno
Buddasac
I can't beleive it's not delivery
MistressLyda
Isn't it yarmulke?
INJECTHEROININTODICKANDDIE
Ya ma ka
LookingForWorkInColorado
Marmaduke?
MistressLyda
Marmalade?
ITooAmAlsoHuman
Macarena?