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Pillow fight
Sep 23, 2019 1:40 PM
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Mouse314
So not to be a dueche but it would be pillow as improvised weapon dealing non lethal dmg.
ltjektanoporkins
BossPat
I have no idea what any of that means, but that's alright. You do you.
OrgaStrange
Alfadorfox
Enlarge Person, now it deals 2d6+1d4 Pillow Points.
AFrugalMoogle
I feel like Pillow Pants wrote this.
override367
this would be going well and then the sorcerer would get crit and just fireball the entire room and everyone would laugh -
override367
and then realize they incinerated two children and now its a game called "lets fake their deaths at a different location" that my players-
override367
are very familiar with
BigDickBee
Wizard animates 10 tiny pillows that attack at 1d4 +4 each. Wins
KayRadioMatt
ltjektanoporkins
sirlapins
Do not play D & D but iI love this ,
Navrodel
At my table, you get proficiency if you score a nat20 with the "weapon". So far my barbarian has proficiency with street lamps and trolls.
abcismasta
I like that rule
EhIsForCanehdians
So much cringe
Dustfinger4268
When the fighter duel wields and uses action rush
Cogneesant
A warlock's patron feels the notion of a whisper in its mind, one of its servants calling for a pact weapon "hang on you want a what now?"
numelgon
I wonder how much I could charop this using only these rules and official material...
RecurringNightmare
improvised weapon proficiency or some stuff to get rid of the penalty, something with many arms for multi-pillow-fighting, in 3.5 there was>
RecurringNightmare
>a prestige class that gave every weapon it threw the returning property...gives a nice pillow-machinegun...<<<
WulffMaster
This is an awesome Idea for a light hearted Christmas one-shot.
aleister94
Or like these rules but with a snowball fight
PhenTsoksar
Are there any unified rules that say you can't either underfill your pillow case with pillow just to have a weapon capable of wrapping (1/
PhenTsoksar
hooking your opponent's knee or ankle or overloading the case with an old school tempurpedic pillow that weighs about 10lbs and aim (2
PhenTsoksar
maximum damage?
Zixtank
Faaaaaaaaaavorited
TheNamiKage
It's all fun and games till the monk gets salty.
CandiedCorn
"lighthearted battle music, like epic instrumental Christmas music." I've been listening to Christmas music all wrong.
ghsdkgb
Start with Trans-Siberian Orchestra if you're not familiar with them
IHearVoicesWhenITalk
Trans-Siberian Orchestra
CandiedCorn
Well. Holy shit that's amazing. Carol of the Bells is indeed battle music damn.
serenityfast
Listen to their Wizards of Winter song. Chances are you'll recognize it, it's used all over the place and it's not a generic christmas theme
blackrasputin
Rogue fills pillow sack with door knobs.
Asgarus
I remember that episode!
RollforDiplomacy
"StILL oNlY PiLlOw pOiNtS!"', screamed the player as their character now brandished, a now very improvised and deadly weapon.
LoZCollector
Fighter counters by contesting that punching is okay as long as it's through a pillow. It's all downhill from there.
DarkWhiteWolf
The tavern brawler fully embraces the pillow and some how makes the poofy soft object lethal by swinging it alone.
Dustorn
The monk leaves for a moment and comes back with a pair of sock em boppers.
Evolutionm0nkey
That's an angry marine weapon. The adamantine sack of power door knobs
POGassultraboot
ALWAYS ANGRY!!!
IGenerallyPostThumbsUpGifs
Wizard sets end of pillow on fire.
Alfadorfox
Wizard casts Telekinesis, wields fifteen pillows at once. *whisper whisper*I have been informed this is the Pathfinder version of the spell.
OnionCutter
Warlock banishes the Barbarian and convinces the others to all attack them when they reappear
kcgingerbeard
I would like to rage.
Demogorgon12
This is my party to a T. "Here's a harmless idea you could do" part:"so you want us to kill each other?"
Kodaxmax
bard is chatting up his body pillow of the paladin.
NotSoSmartAlek
Burning Pillow Hands
TekPriest1975
that sounds liek an STD!
KismetCrew
Delayed Blast Billow Ball.
GodTurkey
Bump those lvls tp 17 and a wizard wishes that a swarm of sentient pillows viciously attacks everyone but the caster
KismetCrew
All of a sudden it becomes a whole quest as pillows start attacking the entire kingdom through portals. The party realizes it's their fault.
bobmonkey
This is geared towards spell casters. You elitist fucks, I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY PILLOW FOR VENGANCE.
Kodaxmax
I mean ranger gets a free ally and fighter can attack like a billion times per turn still etc...
moonshadowkati
Not really. Can't Fireball a pillow fight.
PopeBruce
If my minotaur bard grapples you and suffocates you with the pillow you cant cast and if you do i counterspell.
doubleormuffin
Sorcerer with the Subtle Spell metamagic :)
FiveHeadedSnakeGod
D&D as a system is geared toward spellcasters.
GeneralGinger531
Yeah. "Congrats! As a battler, you get all these features..." "Would I get these features if I was a caster?" "Also yes"
GeneralGinger531
"So what is my goal?" "Take damage until the caster is able to land an attack." "So I am just sitting here being a meat shield?" "Mostly, ye
Woolytop
Try running a few games where you don't let the spellcasters get long rests whenever they want.
FiveHeadedSnakeGod
I'd rather run a game where I don't have to factor this sort of thing into the story pacing.
Woolytop
??? You think it's *harder* to write a story where the character's can't say "Hey we're just gonna dick around for 8 hours"?
Woolytop
Further, if you're gonna let your players have five-minute work days, then that's you specifically playing to the Spellcaster's strengths>
FiveHeadedSnakeGod
It's entirely possible to write a story in which the party goes an entire day facing only a single fight, time contraints or no.
EnderPanda13
But what if I fill my pillow case with rocks or those spikey things?
mime999
Caltrops.
teakasaurus
Hedgehogs?
Alpha38
Then your character is now a villain under the DM's control, and you can spend the rest if the pillow fight rolling a new character.
Mig15IsTheLeadingThreatToTodaysAirThreatSuperiority
Rouge?
Kodaxmax
your pillow now does hp damage instead pp damage, making it impossible to win.
GodTurkey
Cacti?
BeardyBomb
Porcupines?
CptRobotNinja
Echidnas
Wolokos
Caltrops?
pizzapartyhard
TayTayLovin
Emotions?
pendrin
That’s accurate
Hayashima
Then you are chaotic evil, and very out of place in your average adventuring party.
doomedlord656
are you telling me that the average adventuring party that involves theifs, endless slaughter of half-sapient creatures and destruction of
doomedlord656
religions... aren't chaotic evil... at all... not even from their victims position? what about the poor helpless skeletons, merely doing the
doomedlord656
duty bestowed upon them by their master... to be cut down for merely that. I tell you that is evil, if naught else is.
Hayashima
Ah, a fellow alignment sceptic, I see