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Klaaism
Should I feel old for getting that reference?
CommunCreator
A mind is a terrible thing … not to have.
bitchinmona
My wife and I now always say we need to get covfefe. It is never called coffee anymore.
augieCakeFlyer
Potatoe~dont judge me. Im super cereal. Manbearpig.
Brandosphoto
Dan Quayle was a Vice Presidential candidate.
biolologist
He tried to get the Republican nomination in 2000.
Hutchy01
Is he busy at the minute? Because I'm 90% sure he could get the 2020 nomination.
DarkSock
I wonder what has changed since then?Besides Facebook, Twitter & Internet; feelings/opinions being held above facts and truth. #idiocracy
theignatz
I remember the early 90s, and people weren't really in to inconvenient facts then either.
GuestChrist
"Mr. President. you're no Dan Quayle."
TreepacLumpynutz666
That's called intolerance and discrimination.
biolologist
No it isn't?
NicholasCageTheElephant
Ah English, the language that's difficult to spell regardless of your education but everyone makes fun of each other for it anyway.
booksaresoghey
Not if it’s the language you’ve been taught since birth.
bertttthiyass
Gronkar
I mean.... make america great again?
dghammer
I do remember someone thinking there is 57 stares....who could that be?
bertttthiyass
"there is 57 stares"
dghammer
Sorry....58
Rosie2003
"I'm Dan Quayle. I gotta go boom-boom."
madbydesign
Remember when he got into a war of words with a fictional tv character? Good times.
eroso
My favorite was when he provided proof that he isn't a son of an orangutan. I wish I was kidding.
ArdentSlacker
All he ever had to do was ignore it. It wasn't serious. He lost at diplomacy and basic image management.
kerrigan778
To be fair, that was hardly the main thing he said or did that made him seem unsuitable to be president.
universalcode
Howard Dean just got excited and we shut his ass down. We are dumb sometimes.
MusicForEarthworms
I wish someone could promise us that they would restore the good ole days and make things great ag... wait..
ParagonFurytheTactician
See, you mean "good old days" of respectable President who could form a coherent sentence. THEY mean pre-Civil Rights and Suffrage.
MusicForEarthworms
Thats very true. My biggest worry is that that are now the majority.
Skulties1
Trumps not even as good as the president of the u.s. virgin islands
eroso
I heard the president of the US Virgin Islands doesn't even know he is the President of US Virgin Islands. What a cunt!
beefcurtain
If we’re being honest though, the president of the Virgin Islands is a giant douchebag.
bertttthiyass
Orleanskat
George W. looks like a genius now.
ChetTheRocketStedman
I was actually reading Dan Quayle quotes to my coworkers(they didn't know who he was). Fucking gold.
NotACanadian
When you end a Civ game, your might is compared to a list of historical figures. Dan Quayle is at the bottom.
yoginioftruth
TIL
WhataboutBobWiley
https://www.brainyquote.com/authors/dan_quayle
jdurs
Only reason he lost tho was because of leftie third party candidates siphoning the vote.
KekMemerson
Trump isn't actually that bad but that just what I think.
KekMemerson
So having opinions that aren't what the mass agrees with is a quick way to get downvoted?
Ewokwithastickgif
Then you are not paying attention.
Corona688
He's tearing down departments and protections left and right. Sooner or later he'll tear down stuff you were using, too.
kojenk
Remember when he attended a rally arranged and attended multiple confirmed hate groups? That he just erased multiple employee protections?
kojenk
Bevause that was just this week! He tols them they would "no longer be silenced"...when what he actually means is that they will be enabled.
FancyGiraffes
Oh no! Someone showed up at a place with ugly people. No politician has ever been seen with strange people before.
Asteroidrules
Anyone remember the Dean Scream?
acampb14
Byaaaaahh
jvillager916
Those were the days. I was in 2nd grade and had no idea about US Politics except for the nightly news telling us Danny couldn't spell.
Duffman678
Not much has changed
GneissPags
POTATOE is still correct! I was taught that spelling, same for Tomatoe.
booksaresoghey
Well your teacher needs to be slapped and then subsequently fired.
MothMonsterMan
Lol I was taught to treat others with respect, but it doesnt make it correct.
GneissPags
Damn, son!
Stewker
Or remember when Obama thought Austrian was a language? But yeah I agree with the sentiment.
ChaoSoldier1986
Or stating Corpsemen or believing we have 57 states?
booksaresoghey
No. Go on...
K100K
Covfefe!
Idosss
It means no worries for the rest of your days, it's our problem free philosophy a Co o vfe fe
spookymormonhelldream
I named my fantasy football team The Fighting Covfefes. But then my brothers phone auto corrected Sentient Cheeto to Sentient Cheektowaga.1/
spookymormonhelldream
/2 and that's been my team name ever since
questionableanswers
Bing bing bong bong.
deruug
Fake news
bertttthiyass
Nambia was producing far too much covfefe. #Sad
TakWriterOfWorlds
Namibia*
GetSmartBeEvil
That’s the point. Trump said”Nambia”
bertttthiyass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YdYJkXiQTk
TakWriterOfWorlds
Completely forgot about that. He really needs to slow down, there's too many gaffes like this to keep track of.
Mxlespxles
It's this saturation of stupidity that's distracting us from his competence in fucking all but the super-rich
thatswildman
seriously though, where are the gatekeepers? isn't the shadow government supposed to weed out the trumps of the world?
biolologist
Weird, it's almost like they don't actually exist...
thatswildman
it didn't feel like that before. Since regan candidates have generally been well educated, well spoken lawyers. I was under 1
thatswildman
the impression ivy colleges and americas intellectual elite groomed people to do this job. 2
biolologist
Weird huh? You’d almost get the impression that they got there through hard work and talent rather than being selected...
thatswildman
no now i see it's just the money you have behind you.
biolologist
And I think you meant “since before Reagan”
bertttthiyass
Quayle was a leightweight, it's an unpresidented honer to now have a president who has the best words! He's heeling America. #Sad
Drtmgrt
Oh god pls stop
AdmiralCPD
I liek dis
IwishIwasfunnieronline
I know it, you know it, everybody knows it.
Shifuede
Heeling biggly. I get asked a lot about heeling, like those amublance guys...great guys, do lots of great work..I do the best heeling!
faxlite2
You sir or madame, have won the internet.
magicpocket
Sir and or madame
idonthavetimeforthiseither
What do Quayle's wife and Lawrence Taylor have in common? They both blow a little dope now and then.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Heeling millions, and millions, and millions and millions and millions of Americans and Purto Ricans. He met the Pres of the Virgin islands!
finallynamenottaken
That’s some Ken M level comment
weaselswarm
Was about to kick your ass for "unpresidented" but I saw you were joking hahah
hownowbrowncows
I spit out my drink at #Sad
bertttthiyass
Haha... What about"honer", "heeling" or "leightweight"!?!
Anonawesome
Ugh, this is like those paragraphs where at the end it's like "did you notice the two "to"s? How about all this other shit?"
weaselswarm
Right right that's when I realized
ACocoaNutLadenSwallow
Remember when Obama said there were 57 states ... Numbers ... Letters ... They're all so hard and confusing ...
ParagonFurytheTactician
Difference being an occasional misspoken word/number from a man who obviously knows better and someone who screws up daily/hourly.
ParagonFurytheTactician
Seriously, Trump's tweets and speeches are barely middle school level, worse than Bush's.
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
except that's not actually what he said if you actually listen to it.
bigredfiretruk
and trump didnt say all mexicans are rapists. Context doesnt really matter nowadays which is sad.
gnargnar99
Nobody said he did though....
pgarc90
A lot of people have said (or implied) he did actually. Not Hillary, but a lot of other people.
TargaryenLoyalist
Except Obama and Quayle could at least admit when they flubbed. They didn't still insist they were right, unlike Covfefe.
TargaryenLoyalist
How deranged do you have to be to make a typo and then insist you used a real word despite there being no record of that word whatsoever?
Bysiyan
More than Trump, I'd guess, since he didn't.
TargaryenLoyalist
Guess you missed the part where Spicer wouldn’t call it a typo, or where he claimed that “a small group of people” knew what the word meant.
TargaryenLoyalist
Or how about when Trump himself asked on Twitter if anyone knew what it meant? If you think he DID admit to the typo somewhere, give a link.
Ravroz
Remember when emailing top secret information landed you in jail? Pepridge farms remembers.....
biolologist
You're talking about the information that Kushner and 5 other top Trump admin people have been caught emailing, right?
MetroidJunkie
Remember when committing crimes was considered worse than leaking them?
AMartianPotato
booksaresoghey
So why isn’t trump in jail then?
TargaryenLoyalist
Because Congress lets him get away with whatever he wants.
Ravroz
I think you should be asking why Hillary isn't in jail. Trump hasn't broken any laws. If you think he has please share.
Ravroz
You can downvote me to hell if you like but sometimes the truth hurts...
booksaresoghey
Trump divulged classified info to foreign diplomats. You should know this.
Ravroz
Evidence? We know for a fact Hill dog emailed above top secret information out numerous times.
booksaresoghey
CNN, CNBC, WaPo, and NYT all reported on it. Educate yourself.
Ravroz
You never answered Hillary purposely violating national security. According to the article Trump likely did nothing wrong. Hillary did.