Three suspects. One victim. Tonight on, The Next 48.

May 27, 2016 9:50 PM

He just wandered in and collapsed. Honest.

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I'm happy the black cat hasn't been arrested yet. They all deserve equal trial.

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Plot Twist: It was a suicide.

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Cat is jealous that the squirrel took the last bong rip.

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Making the world a better place, one squirrel at a time

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Awe, is it gonna be okay?

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Sadly, no. We did try our best and dispose of the body honorably though.

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Awe damn. Was it a loved pet? My cat ate my daughter's tiny lizzard from its cage long ago.

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On the next episode of Law and Order Squirrel Victims Unit

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In the criminal justice system, squirrel based crimes are considered especially heinous.

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In NYC, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious FELINES are members of an elite squad known as the Squirrel Victims Unit.

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