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So pretty much a prank war gone extreme. The guy who's stuck was having a small drinking party with his friends, and after he got so shitfaced, he passed out and they brought him into the bathroom and superglued the toilet. They placed him on it, with his pants off and then left him. We had to call the paramedics because I didn't have the training to deal with this. So now he's standing in the front yard with a detached toilet seat on his butt, about to enter the ambulance. So we had to explain to the neighbors (with tears in my eyes from laughing) that he was OK in a manner of speaking, and that he was screaming because he didn't have his phone and hoping that someone would hear him. All I could think about was what he was going to do to get back at them.
WorthlessPrayers
Retaliation prank: poke holes in their condoms.
suddenlyrelevant
@twiddlederf nail polish remover dissolves the glue. Also he could've reached the wingnuts underneath on his own. The div.
Ulthirm
Am I the only one who realizes being drunk impairs your judgment?
FuzzyX
Bad prank but it was worse to leave him without his phone.
DocTini
oo0ORB0oo
Damn, was the guy black? Sounds like Lethal Weapon.
myrdrah
This is not done by friends. Not even frenemies. Pure enemies.
Ulthirm
Pure drunken b idiocy.
stoneyman
didn't Larry the Cable Guy have a story about this?
the0thermrt
Moral of the story. Always take a shitter with your phone
overboard
I would nuclear revenge.
wellnoshit
holy mother of hell
tzxAzrael
"what he was going to do to get back at them" -> hopefully, find some better friends, and maybe cut back on the booze a bit.
ProblemIsGuy
I couldn't imagine a more retarded situation all the way around.
GregMcMahan
Acetone, or clear fingernail polish remover, will "deactivate" superglue.
njullpointer
jesus fuck, with his pants OFF ? that's... not gonna be pretty.
pangyre
Locked… AND loaded? Wow… must have been a scary situation.
Fahargo
thats like 1000's of dollars for a prank. Just for an ambulance ride
Tripido
Fkn white ppl "Pranks"
Jazzgirl205
Acetone unsticks superglue - nail polish remover. With this knowledge, you can do all kinds of things with superglue.
Tryitagain
Retaliation prank: has his friends thrown in jail for stripping and molesting him. They get their asses nailed.
jtb1313
I'd book them then withdraw the charge due to lack of evidence from intoxication
MajDSaster
Friends end up on sexual predator list for the rest of their lives.
catsandcoke
Better yet. Sue for the cost of ambulance and hospital.
deactivated19l19l17
Unless they're in a first world country where you don't pay for healthcare
TST100
Ecks dee
pleasesendcows
What language is that
KhajiitHasDoneNothing
"It's just a prank bro!"
KhajiitHasDoneNothing
*social experiment
gaidinbdj
I've had one of those. Guy asked if he needed to to to the hospital. I told him he just needed some acetone and a *really* good friend.
SweetLikeIcing
damn it Louise not again
LemonG34R
Woah this is just a dick move - way too far from those "friends".
manofice8993
In general I would agree with this but it depends on the type of friends. Some groups really enjoy that type of humor.
endeavour1a
"Die of dehydration or rip your skin off" type of humour.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
The "it was just a prank bro, calm down" type
SpamYarBlockers
In the horror movie version, no one hears the screams and he is found 6 days later
OldSaintDickolas
More!
apparentlysethrogen
Speaking as a former paramedic, you should have called the fire department.
Twiddlederf
We were making jokes that we should
acsmith529
You know they would have just called EMS to transport. Lol.
icelandicsealbear
Acetone, aka nail polish remover
Dinkino
I work in a Chem lab and this was my first thought too...
Woodmn
I don't yet same here, why don't people know this?
IbukiOnTheScene
I wonder why he didn't think of that, who doesn't have acetone in arm's reach of the toilet?
icelandicsealbear
People who don't do their nails, honestly.
darktyeh
Sounds like he was in a sticky situation... I'll show myself out.
MrShifty
came back to upvote this comment
FuzzyX
At least superglue is easy to remove using acetone found in nail polish remover or in small amounts on cotton q-tip swabs.
Vortality
GO TO YOUR ROOM! I AM SERIOUS, I AM VERY CROSS WITH YOU! GO TO YOUR ROOM!
Splodgey
Are you my mummy?
was821
No worries, I thought it would have been pretty shitty
JessieJanson
@OP Reminds me of highschool, two kids put superglue on the toilet, I watched them and then kindly asked them to move since I needed to 1/2
JessieJanson
go pee and everything else was occupied. Soon as I was in and closed the door they started laughing. completely oblivious to the fact I 2/3
JessieJanson
just watched them. They even told people someone was stuck in the bathroom and then had to deal with me walking out a minute later 3/4
JessieJanson
and them looking REALLY stupid, asking how I didn't get stuck... "I watched you put it down and didn't sit in it dumbass" 4/4
IamTheBaron
With pants on, sure, why not, it's just a pair of pants and toilet seat but the skin, that's just plain retarded (and painful)
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
I PAY GOOD MONEY FOR MY PANTS!
Sheari
Pants would have been worse. Can attest, I once dropped superglue on my pants and the pants adhered to my leg and it burned my leg >.o
stpdacct99
Also, hemorrhoid a
MightyKungFuChicken
You can dissolve superglue with acetone.
extraordinaryagility
One more reason to be emo and have nail polish remover in the bathroom for my black nail polish. Blaaaaaack everythinnnnnnggggg
DaschMorr
Friends probably removed pants, so he wouldn't shite or piddle in them while on the crapper.
ScareMeSomeMore
They took his pants off to closely inspect his junk. That's what men do at EVERY opportunity, especially in groups.
iwillmessagerandompeoplegifs
+1 for piddle
valen00
before anybody tries it, superglue will go straight through fabric and stick to the skin underneath, it'll also heat up a whole bunch
IamTheBaron
Good to know, thanks
CethinLux
Superglue will melt synthetic fabrics
Ulthirm
Jeans...
StringVariable
Jeans of today...