Didn’t know mom was a Jedi

Jun 14, 2022 7:39 PM

It's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article "a" dildo, never "your" dildo.

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You might wanna give that back and go wash your hands playa.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCE7eR2sCPw NSFW so maybe this wont get deleted like last time

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Ahh my good friend, Dillan Doe. He prefers Dill for short.

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"Can i please play with the pink rocket shaker?!"

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,7 year old me walks in while mom's talking to Avon lady and says. "Mom the spaceship has run out of batteries". I still wash my hands......

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OH MY GOD THERE'S NO SINK!!!

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I mean, it's more a soundsaber than a light-one...

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It's actually an agiel. Yo mom's a Mordsith

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Idk why this got me laughing, didn't laugh at internet stuff for a while.

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??

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That thing might have been in her dark side

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Doesn’t every one put them there

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Fucking hilarious

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I found a whip and a Mask in Moms Desk?Do you think too she is Zorro?

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Clearly!

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Do you like coffee? ..... fresh coffee?....

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it didn't answer my question, how does it tastes like?

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Like his dad’s butt

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We now know this to be a lie.

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I need a sauce! Anyone?

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Chappelle show, sketch is trading spouses

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“It’s not MY ….shhhhhh…”

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In the case of a dildo, never imply ownership

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What film is this from ?

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Pretty sure it's meet the parents

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Fight Club.

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Well damn. Cool.

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Thanks I'm looking forward to rewatch the movie someday

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