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imaginaryfriends
If it was really bad chocolate pudding.
thejeff80
If you eat it before it’s ripe, it is poisonous
snoopytec350
We have many of them at México
FivePointPalmExpIodingHeartTechnique
colombian here, can confirm...so delicious! a bit greener its orange and tastes like mango/peaches
1Kodey1
I’ve seen some guy eat this before on YouTube, I don’t remember who, but I remember that it tasted nothing like chocolate.
B3PXL
We have that in Mexico. It doesn't taste anything like chocolate, but is delicious. Mash it and mix it with orange juice to make a desert.
upthehillandtotheright
Its not really like chocolate pudding sadly
TheRicM
4 TIMES AS MUCH VITAMIN C AS AN ORANGE
fmlsuxD
Only the elite know about these. You are ruining the new world order!
Ancientmariner52
Who was hungry / drunk / high enough to try eating that nasty looking thing?
goldenapple33501
Chocolate pudding you say...four times the vitamin c of an orange you say....I say you sir are a dreamer...Good day to you sir..
NeatoVeto
"Tastes like chocolate pudding!!"- some carob-eating fuck
realbluesofa
I'll try a plant!
papagdogg
dosent taste like chocolate but awesome in a banana smoothie!
Cedar345
it doesnt taste like chocolate pudding at all in my opinion. tastes like a very bland persimmon. the texture is very creamy though.
Dunning42
I'm sure after shipping it'll also cost 4 times as much as an orange too....
irrelevant18
Want choccy fruit
ILikeToMakeStrangeStuff
Sad fact, they are over ripe in like 2-3 days after picking. Most Americans produce is weeks old by the time you get it
MisterMxyzptlk
I didn't know this. Thanks for the knowledge
B3PXL
It's false, dude. The fruit is from Mexico and does not taste remotely like chocolate. Totally different
Grusnoid
It doesn't matter on the vitamin C since it's water-soluble and your body can only use so much before it's just pissed away.
Thatautismguy
It's better that way or you're more prone to overdosing like with lipid soluble vitamins.
wintercoat
Vitamin A thinks you're a little bitch.
BigTex1
High in vitamin B (itch)
ididthisforthedogs
FAKE! PROOF: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQDMX91aImM
ididthisforthedogs
5:45 in the video she eats it. Pudding like texture but no no no, it does not taste like chocolate.
Tminus1622d
What's with the '4 times as much vitamin C as an orange'? Did I miss a 'try to overdose on vitamin C' fad?
ImNotDumbIJustPlayOne
Yeah, No. Whomever wrote this has OBVIOUSLY NEVER had Chocolate Pudding and is probably an Anti-Vaxxer.
psuedon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diospyros_nigra
Cheomesh
Do I smell...
ChromeBadger
"Unripe fruits are astringent, caustic, bitter, irritating, and have been used as fish poison in the Philippines." Well that sounds good.
NotJoetho
Why are we not funding this?
Sylviastout
Emmy on Youtube (EmmymadeinJapan) has a fruity fruit segment & tries these. She's great at describing flavors and textures.
mrputter
Ha, yes she's great! I'd forgotten all about her channel -- I went on a 2-3 day long EmmymadinJapan binge a year or two back. Can testify.
TubbzMcgee
Sure just don't post the video. https://youtu.be/UQDMX91aImM
Sylviastout
Sorry, I don't know how to, but thank you for doing it.
historyboeuf
I love her! She tries so many cool things.
NyQuilDaydream
She is awesome, her and Jon Townsend help me escape from all the negativity
Manhoarder
You should go give ''How to cook x'' - The victorian way by a channel called English Heritage. The character Mrs. Crocombe is a legend.
NotWelcomehere
Townsends is just so great.
vindik8or
Nobody needs that much vitamin C. Any excess to your requirements just gets pissed away.
charliemartino
So? Chocolate pudding!
vindik8or
Guess again.
kepattRunner
You don’t know how high I can fly
phonedog365
But it tastes like chocolate pudding!
vindik8or
I'm afraid not.
errrikblack
Pissed away like Chumbawumba?
vindik8or
Like literally your next flush will have more vitamin C than an orange.
phonedog365
Like a flush for the urinary tract, right? Puddin' an' clean kidneys! Win win!
Oteneo
i really doubt that tastes like chocolate pudding
theotherwhitematt
You would
Crazyaussiecanadian
It does not. It had the same texture though.
ESama
Is real, even if it look weird. Is like chocolate pudding.
TheRicM
Plot Twist: Tastes exactly like chocolate pudding
necrojoe
Probably to the same people who said Carob was "just like chocolate" in the 70s/80s.
OphelianAshe
Carob was so good, I used to get carob buttons as a treat when I was a kid. Really hard to find these days though
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OphelianAshe
Carob buttons. Like chocolate buttons, but carob
charlottadupont
Good! Carob is barfy.....just my opinion, as I don't care for it. Obviously, you carry on sir, with your carob love
Dragongirl7256
Carob is nice because it lets dogs get close to the glory of chocolate.
theraininspainfallsmainlyontheplain
In my experience, no exotic fruits taste like the descriptions.
KinderChef
I once heard the smell of a Durian described as mustard dressing on flaming garbage and I was not prepared for how accurate that was.
jattie
To me it smelled like rancid gasoline. And tasted just like rancid gasoline. "Taste like heaven" my ass.
theraininspainfallsmainlyontheplain
Ah yes. Smells on the other hand are very credible. Durians rumored amazing taste was supposed to be worth the smell. It was not.
IMadeYouDoAThing
Its very sweet but chocolate is not a flavour i would use to describe it (im mexican)
lazyhobbit
Hi Mexican. I'm dad.
NallaNyu
Dude, he Made You Do A Thing
McNuggetFarmer
That's a weird name for a kid.
PrincessWasabi
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e9/6b/4a/e96b4a5295a1e7340339abb9c0ee96ef.jpg
ExecutiveWineosaur
I wish i had more upvotes to give you
Juliusmax1st
Where can one aquire such fruit?
mypreferedusernamewastaken
Don’t shower for a few weeks. You can harvest your own from your butthole.
ESama
Yucatán peninsula in Mexico and yes. Wonderful taste!
Liferaft
Sold in Australia under the name "Chocolate Pudding Fruit". (Pretty inventive)
glassware
Buy them from a street vendor, two kopins for a dozen
quadropheniac
they'll pop up every now and then at farmers markets depending on where you live.
welcometothedarkside
South Florida
Fifofu
It's not very different from "persimmon", aka "caqui", aka "kaki". But small variances of the species change taste and texture by a lot.
Claytonbiggs365
Seriously wtf down votes this?
RussianMafia1337
Australia
ObsceneTentacularInsertions
farmers market on Maui
dghammer
Sapotalvania
Lolly77
South of Miami - place called 'Robert is Here' has them
ChampionChains
Pick it off of a black sapote tree.
alexei00
Pretty much any ice cream parlor in Mexico
MaximumShellocity
https://miamifruit.org
candar
Chinatown usually provides
StrangerNum1
Mexican stores
AmorHudd
You have to be able to shoot all 60 targets on horse back within 30seconds.
HEiSENBERGx00131415
RDR2 really take it up a notch with the challenges.
qhatdoyouhavethereaknife
My grandma could do that with a crossbow
AspiringBeefCurtainInspector
Links crossbow training really came in handy!!
qhatdoyouhavethereaknife
A horse also fell when she was riding it and crushed her ankle
ManThatzaDrag
Yes & why have we not been introduced to such a prize in America?
Uknomad11
It's not fried nor orange.
marsilies
Probably doesn't ship/store well and/or has a limited harvest season. Like how the pawpaw isn't in stores, even though native to the US.
NinjaJiraya
Quite common in Brazil, my grandma had a sapotí tree in her yard. The taste is quite overwhelming though, tangy, oily and dense.
phonedog365
Go on...
LetMeWriteYouaCzech
Just like chocolate pudding.
PolarbearsToenails
GenericUsername71
That describes my ex-wife....
vageez
Colonuppercased
Miami has them for sure, check out 'robert is here fruit stand ' Delicious!
itburnswhenipee
I used to live at the Gold coaster right by there!
JacobKnipper
I love Robert is here!
Madruk
Not, from a jedi.
dargrin
I said this in his voice
misterCT
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If you live in the Midwest, jungle Jim's might have them
evilpsych
Jungle jims legit has the biggest supply of exotic produce I’ve ever seen. I’m surprised the usda hasn’t shut them down for invasive species
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I live like 30 mins away from the place, it's great
tidepool
There are Jungle Jim’s outside of Cincy?
MisterBrando
No just the two.
WilysRobot
It's worth the trip even if you're a few hours away! I live in FL now but I always stop by when I visit