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May 29, 2017 3:35 PM
geonerd
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ElizabethMacTavish
As a knapper ,obsidian is for the blood sacrifices. The little shards or a random asshole flake makes me look like I tried to off myself
VultureTX
Of course not, you using the wrong crystal, try Crystal Meth! It'll do ya'... into the gutter
Dman93
Obsidian can make a damn good fallout 3 spin off. Excuse you
Roland191145
No! No! No! Crystals do have power! The power to remove money from the coffers of retards who believe in mumbo jumbo!
brinvandborg
you forgot the best crystal - meth
RideTheTiger
I have eaten many gems for their "healing powers" but all I ever get is a belly ache. I have switched to gluten free gems no improvement
Pplhurtmybrain
Excellent. Now do essential oils one
NickBlight
Haha, look at the geologist trying to step up and discredit the hard work of Geologist Mystics. Ya gotta dual class for any respect dude
onlyhalfghost
I'm a Geologist/Alchemist and can support these conclusions though.
LarnRegis
They fall under the category of Placeboids.
Deaditequeenlivs
When paired with gold, all of these gems have amazing relationship repairing powers
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
To be fair, quartz does have electrical properties. That's why they use it in watches and shit. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quartz_clock
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
Healing though?...no, just...no.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
It's also good for crucibles and as a heat-resistant glass substitute.
MayorDeweyMayorDewey
correction: rose quartz had healing tears
ThePsychicBunny
You need Lapis Lazuli to enchant shit so like, fuck you dude!
apatheticdonut
You have to use them as suppositories to see health benefits
geonerd
Well, since you asked: https://yoniegg.com/what-are-yoni-eggs/
MisterLemons
"Hahaha! Healing crystals are so stupid? Why would anyone believe this!? Oh, look, moneycat! Better upvote so I can get rich tomorrow!"
GibletPH
They're minerals Marie!
JamesM666
* fluorite.
Copdecella
Sorry to burst your bubble, but with Amethyst I can learn how to summon Bahamut, so I call bullshit on this.
busybusybumblebee
What about bath crystals?
FactsThatAreFeelingsAreOpinions
I second this confirmation.
jhs2595
Well, they look nice. That's it. I'd put a chunk of pretty rock on an end table just for some decoration.
louferrigno
Crystal meth, however...
shinagami091
Fluorite is used in public water systems to help prevent tooth decay or some shit
Meqad
Actually, amethysts can change your relationship, just throw it hard enough at your partner.
NahImmaJustGo
What about Crystal Pepsi?
geonerd
Has the healing powers of diabetes.
moistmuffintops
But superman... fortress of solitude I'm calling bs. Crystals are clearly the only way to get super powers. Read a book.
Antrazit
If you find the right one of those it will have a positive impact on your life. A big enough amethyst will buy you some nice sushi for sure
geonerd
I have a pretty big one:
geonerd
Still waiting for it to buy me sushi, though.
Housemaster
Maybe if you put out more you'd get some sushi.
Antrazit
Have you asked it nicely?
bumbl3b33
Hey now, obsidian can make a damn sharp knife.
gingerbread5757
Also useful when constructing a portal to the nether.
GlenL
And fluorite's great at mind control
AdditionalPants
Or a portal to the nether.
TinySatanicHamster
Also good for killing white walkers
Ghostsandwitch
Also the occasional good game.
iAppdata
...all that glitter is gold.
zoeaW1ndXI
only https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feA64wXhbjo break the mould
iEmbezzle
i have tons of obsidian. anyone know any good guides to making an obsidian blade?
tropicalsunfish
Maybe there's a wikiHow, they have one for just about anything lol
Chrichelle
Look up Flint knapping.
geonerd
That generally gives it the opposite of healing powers.
SeroRamai
If you are bleeding out from a gun shot, I can shove one of them in to seal the wound. :D
lurkmoarjono
death cures almost any aliment;
lawnsprinkler
Stabby powers?
ltsDizzyD
Depends on the persepcitive...
MemeSins
Eh, the stone healing peeps aren't hurting anyone. If it makes them feel good, why not.
LiterallyWorseThanHitler
Well, except for when they cause people to try to use bullshit instead of medicine for serious issues.
PhilipCoulson
Well, that's their own fault, isn't it?
ironicdoom
I don't know if we should be trusting you with that username.
Kangadilla
Hitler may have done bad bad things, but he did like dogs so I guess he wasn't all bad.
imatumorx9
Also, autobahn.