Feb 7, 2018 11:22 AM
4aPurpose
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Edit: Your wellbeing comes first before anything,
nafun
I have never before identified as much with a post on the internet as I do with this one.
illtakehisasstoredlobster
Legit sent myself an email yesterday that said “don’t be a bitch and kill yourself, mom would be so upset” glad to know it’s not just me.
JamarJamalJamalJackson
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Aggressions
I'm depressed, got bills, legal,family, personal problems. Other issues. But I put my adult pants and continue living and working it out.
DrSharkbite
TheWhiteRat
When someone naively tells you to "be positive"
osckey
It’s actually a form of suicide attempt. I.e. - purposely not wearing a seat belt, risky behavior, whatever happens happens mentality, etc..
IonlythinkIhaveproblems
I envy people in hospital a lot.
BoozeHound001
I envy the ones in the morgue
WhyleKat
The staff or the patients?
obliviate88
Lol I love funny comments makes my life worthwhile
benturkey
Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255
Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741
TeddieBur
i thought everyone goes thru this
OmerShalom
I have never related to an Imgur post more
Ellybethe
Every single day.
TheDetox
A bit too close to home. But then I remember my life isn't too bad, I got a pretty nice job, a car, money, family that cares about me.
heliohelio
you have most of the things I wish I had :(
How I see it, things could be worse. I used to live with my fam in a one bedroom apartment, we all shared that one room. 1/2
So I saw that as the lowest point of our life, can't get any lower than that. So like I said, things can be worse. But each to their own.
ivel501
Take up being an edgy wingsuit enthusiast. You will be outta here in no time!
Sorrytodisappoint
Hang in there. Your feels may change down the road and you’ll be happy you held on.
e4ter
Please get help or try to change your life if you can. When I'm at my lowest, it's when I feel like I've lost hope and nothing will change.
SebastianVelcro
All the likes and upvotes kinda males this post sadder
CrazyCatLad
I swear everyone on here is depressed.
Coolbacca
Imgur is full of self diagnosed 'depression', every now and then one of these makes it to the FP just so people can vent about nothing
Macish
It helps some, be they 'imaginary depressed' or not. That's a good thing right?
I think some people might be more than self diagnosed. Maybe they're venting about more than nothing :/
Of course some are, but the vast majority of imgur identifies any negative feeling/loneliness with depression
kellimarissa
Nothing more depressing than becoming an adult and realizing you are Squidward.
thetruejoz
https://imgur.com/VJdV9It
dontlookdownclown
I could see this comment getting 500 upvotes without a single downvote.
johnvictor
Becoming and adult and realizing Squidward has it better than you?
Tinkrr
Mr. Crabs is probably the only one who aspired to anything, too bad he amounted to very little ultimately D:
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Successful business, respected member of the community, a large home etc. Aside from the bitchy daughter the dude did pretty well.
rpgaff2
Oh crap I am Squidward. Wait, if the alternative is any other character from Spongebob, it's between him and Sandy.
Everyone else is batshit insane.
ringman77
"And miles to go before I sleep..."
DarthKratos
Life is about suffering... it fucking sucks
thrain5
Holy crap that's true
drskp
This hits a little harder to home..
tonybaratheonIII
too much r/2meIRL4meIRL?
KikoKalashnik
You can always look for help? talk to a professional, and if needed you can take meds, it has helped me in the past months :)
lurker407
Came to this realisation yesterday
herrau
This might sound dumb, but video games. Those make life so much better. Also music and movies.
trustedusername
I have played a lot of games. But now I just can't. The only thing I feel when I play games is pure anger. I love myself.
thr03back
Everyone has a different form of escape. Trick is to get yourself to try new things until you find yours
UraniusCrack
I've found I don't enjoy videogames nearly as much as I used to
BellCranel
Not sure about you but I think Steam has slowly devalued games to me (no physical copies, cheap bad games, width not depth of my library).
It is amazing, don't get me wrong, but not the same as growing up buying one game at a time and playing the hell out of it until it was done
Damn. Video games, movies and music have brought a lot of joy to my life.
PiGiSpi
Saaaame. I don't *feel* sad, but where I used to get so absorbed into games no matter how little time I had, now I have to force myself
to play even half an hour a day
DrewsephStalin888
Kinda how I feel after most of my friends died of heroin OD or went to prison after I got clean of alcoholism.
TinyMexicanJew
Here for you <3
MrWoland
I have a suggestion. Buy a microscope that can zoom x1000 and start watching micro organisms in water. Depression+entertained>depression
AnonOmis1000
That wouldn't entertain me though.
BewilderedBeaver
Your penis is not a micro organism. But I agree on the fun part.
threecheersforsweetrevenge
Yes, especially if you get some pond water. Paramecium are entertaining little jerks, and some of the other microorganisms are fascinating
Borednstalkn
Personal favorite are rotifers. Pond scum with jazz hands.
XeononSolomon
Im like 99% sure that after the water evaporates and the you watch the most beautiful thing ever die you will slip into a deeper depression
hunibaldt
if only there was a way to replace the evaporated water
Especially since many protists are absolutely gorgeous
waterbucketsandsparetowels
Get more water
Raevant
thisguygetsit.gif
BolenArrow
This guy fucks!
ThePickliestRick
If I had a life where I could afford to just up and buy a microscope, I probably wouldn't be as depressed
You can buy a usb microscopic camera for like 20 US dollars. Or a somewhat decent micrscope for 200
NoseyMommafoo
I'm so broke, I can't pay attention.
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
https://www.amazon.com/AmScope-M150C-I-40X-1000X-Biological-Microscope/dp/B00AM5XB5O/ref=lp_499170_1_3?s=photo&ie=UTF8&qid=1518022495&sr=1-3
You can get a pretty good one for under $100
Princessbubblecum
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uncas5128
I take it you’re serious. I’m interested, can you recommend a good microscope?
Yeah the other reply is a good one. Make sure to get one that can zoom 1000x cus then you can see some bacteria even
Lunazaak
Someone else posted this: https://www.amazon.com/AmScope-M150C-I-40X-1000X-Biological-Microscope/dp/B00AM5XB5O/ref=lp_499170_1_3?s=photo&ie=
Also you can get a Usb microscopic camera for like 20 us dollars
PorkchoppSandwiches
Life hack: Become heavily addicted to drugs or alcohol and eventually overdose to avoid feeling the guilt that comes before killing yourself
TylerWarranty
That kinda doesn't work with the friends and family bit
Brettlybrau
Why drugs OR alcohol? Just do it all!
ZebraSweet
I like the way you think
Zegot
been there my whole life and no end in sight. i'm only 21 tho so plenty of time to get hit by a truck.
Your whole life, so pretty much elementary-highscool and one or two years of college? My god the shit you've probably seen....
You'd be surprised the horrors you can see and endure in just that amount of time.
I hear ya, I still get PTSD from recess...
Try having multiple attempts on your life, followed by debilitating mental illness that put me in the hospital 3 times.
Multiple attempts on your life? Are you Liam Neeson's daughter or something? I didn't realize she had a mental illness...
GrandGamma
I used to be depressed like this until I bought a leaf blower.
Nevercanpick1
Unreal
Paasimus
Did you use it to blow yourself?
sandalthrower69
Okay what if I don’t have leaf blower money?
cdhpineapple
*reef blower
fishdinna
I too used to be depressed until I bought some leaf lol
SendDoctor
Why get a leaf blower when your mother works just as well?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Same, but instead of a leaf blower, it was a pressure washer. SO MUCH GODDAMN FUN.
Happywanker8888
Ohh fuck, if this makes FP.. top comment my friend. +1
Munchman347
Now you can enjoy making all the leaves happy...
3nd3rwiggin
Are you leaf?
GravyFox
JBerg003
Dude +1 for the leaf blower, what brand?
BishlamekGurpgork
Mariner.
13390f1393nds
I got a little excited thinking you would say something that might help me escape this hell
kirbyvictorious
Medication babe. That and diet and exercise are the only things that really help, though I highly recommend therapy...
MrFussell
You should read the hermetic texts.
well, you can always look for professional help? it has helped me a lot in the past few months :D
rvcaptn
OK I give up, help?
Kangarou
In the same episode, Squidward cures his depression by stealing a leafblower and going home.
bojengals
RLTNY
No dialogue episode where Squidward buys a reef blower
Spinosaur
I'm disappointed I momentarily thought that leaf blowers were the secret to curing this apathy
ty I should just accept I can't keep up with all the references but for some stupid reason it bothers me
LychFinderGeneral
No dialogue? There's plenty of dialogue in that episode, isn't there?
getyop0ps
I believe hes referring to the pilot episode, which has no dialogue. When squid moves into the community there is dialogue.
ghostofahound
I used to be depressed like this, but i died, now i'm just a ghost.
The afterlife sounds like it sucks
Just like the internet.
nafun
I have never before identified as much with a post on the internet as I do with this one.
illtakehisasstoredlobster
Legit sent myself an email yesterday that said “don’t be a bitch and kill yourself, mom would be so upset” glad to know it’s not just me.
JamarJamalJamalJackson
Aggressions
I'm depressed, got bills, legal,family, personal problems. Other issues. But I put my adult pants and continue living and working it out.
DrSharkbite
TheWhiteRat
When someone naively tells you to "be positive"
osckey
It’s actually a form of suicide attempt. I.e. - purposely not wearing a seat belt, risky behavior, whatever happens happens mentality, etc..
IonlythinkIhaveproblems
I envy people in hospital a lot.
BoozeHound001
I envy the ones in the morgue
WhyleKat
The staff or the patients?
obliviate88
Lol I love funny comments makes my life worthwhile
benturkey
Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-8255
benturkey
Crisis Text Line: Text HOME to 741741
TeddieBur
i thought everyone goes thru this
OmerShalom
I have never related to an Imgur post more
Ellybethe
Every single day.
TheDetox
A bit too close to home. But then I remember my life isn't too bad, I got a pretty nice job, a car, money, family that cares about me.
heliohelio
you have most of the things I wish I had :(
TheDetox
How I see it, things could be worse. I used to live with my fam in a one bedroom apartment, we all shared that one room. 1/2
TheDetox
So I saw that as the lowest point of our life, can't get any lower than that. So like I said, things can be worse. But each to their own.
ivel501
Take up being an edgy wingsuit enthusiast. You will be outta here in no time!
Sorrytodisappoint
Hang in there. Your feels may change down the road and you’ll be happy you held on.
e4ter
Please get help or try to change your life if you can. When I'm at my lowest, it's when I feel like I've lost hope and nothing will change.
SebastianVelcro
All the likes and upvotes kinda males this post sadder
CrazyCatLad
I swear everyone on here is depressed.
Coolbacca
Imgur is full of self diagnosed 'depression', every now and then one of these makes it to the FP just so people can vent about nothing
Macish
It helps some, be they 'imaginary depressed' or not. That's a good thing right?
SebastianVelcro
I think some people might be more than self diagnosed. Maybe they're venting about more than nothing :/
Coolbacca
Of course some are, but the vast majority of imgur identifies any negative feeling/loneliness with depression
kellimarissa
Nothing more depressing than becoming an adult and realizing you are Squidward.
thetruejoz
https://imgur.com/VJdV9It
dontlookdownclown
I could see this comment getting 500 upvotes without a single downvote.
johnvictor
Becoming and adult and realizing Squidward has it better than you?
Tinkrr
Mr. Crabs is probably the only one who aspired to anything, too bad he amounted to very little ultimately D:
BillyMaysHereWithOxiClean
Successful business, respected member of the community, a large home etc. Aside from the bitchy daughter the dude did pretty well.
rpgaff2
Oh crap I am Squidward. Wait, if the alternative is any other character from Spongebob, it's between him and Sandy.
rpgaff2
Everyone else is batshit insane.
ringman77
"And miles to go before I sleep..."
DarthKratos
Life is about suffering... it fucking sucks
thrain5
Holy crap that's true
drskp
This hits a little harder to home..
tonybaratheonIII
too much r/2meIRL4meIRL?
KikoKalashnik
You can always look for help? talk to a professional, and if needed you can take meds, it has helped me in the past months :)
lurker407
Came to this realisation yesterday
herrau
This might sound dumb, but video games. Those make life so much better. Also music and movies.
trustedusername
I have played a lot of games. But now I just can't. The only thing I feel when I play games is pure anger. I love myself.
thr03back
Everyone has a different form of escape. Trick is to get yourself to try new things until you find yours
UraniusCrack
I've found I don't enjoy videogames nearly as much as I used to
BellCranel
Not sure about you but I think Steam has slowly devalued games to me (no physical copies, cheap bad games, width not depth of my library).
BellCranel
It is amazing, don't get me wrong, but not the same as growing up buying one game at a time and playing the hell out of it until it was done
herrau
Damn. Video games, movies and music have brought a lot of joy to my life.
PiGiSpi
Saaaame. I don't *feel* sad, but where I used to get so absorbed into games no matter how little time I had, now I have to force myself
PiGiSpi
to play even half an hour a day
DrewsephStalin888
Kinda how I feel after most of my friends died of heroin OD or went to prison after I got clean of alcoholism.
TinyMexicanJew
Here for you <3
MrWoland
I have a suggestion. Buy a microscope that can zoom x1000 and start watching micro organisms in water. Depression+entertained>depression
AnonOmis1000
That wouldn't entertain me though.
BewilderedBeaver
Your penis is not a micro organism. But I agree on the fun part.
threecheersforsweetrevenge
Yes, especially if you get some pond water. Paramecium are entertaining little jerks, and some of the other microorganisms are fascinating
Borednstalkn
Personal favorite are rotifers. Pond scum with jazz hands.
XeononSolomon
Im like 99% sure that after the water evaporates and the you watch the most beautiful thing ever die you will slip into a deeper depression
hunibaldt
if only there was a way to replace the evaporated water
threecheersforsweetrevenge
Especially since many protists are absolutely gorgeous
waterbucketsandsparetowels
Get more water
Raevant
thisguygetsit.gif
BolenArrow
This guy fucks!
ThePickliestRick
If I had a life where I could afford to just up and buy a microscope, I probably wouldn't be as depressed
MrWoland
You can buy a usb microscopic camera for like 20 US dollars. Or a somewhat decent micrscope for 200
NoseyMommafoo
I'm so broke, I can't pay attention.
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
https://www.amazon.com/AmScope-M150C-I-40X-1000X-Biological-Microscope/dp/B00AM5XB5O/ref=lp_499170_1_3?s=photo&ie=UTF8&qid=1518022495&sr=1-3
YouTotallyLookedAtMyUsernameDidntYou
You can get a pretty good one for under $100
Princessbubblecum
.
uncas5128
I take it you’re serious. I’m interested, can you recommend a good microscope?
MrWoland
Yeah the other reply is a good one. Make sure to get one that can zoom 1000x cus then you can see some bacteria even
Lunazaak
Someone else posted this: https://www.amazon.com/AmScope-M150C-I-40X-1000X-Biological-Microscope/dp/B00AM5XB5O/ref=lp_499170_1_3?s=photo&ie=
MrWoland
Also you can get a Usb microscopic camera for like 20 us dollars
PorkchoppSandwiches
Life hack: Become heavily addicted to drugs or alcohol and eventually overdose to avoid feeling the guilt that comes before killing yourself
TylerWarranty
That kinda doesn't work with the friends and family bit
Brettlybrau
Why drugs OR alcohol? Just do it all!
ZebraSweet
I like the way you think
Zegot
been there my whole life and no end in sight. i'm only 21 tho so plenty of time to get hit by a truck.
Coolbacca
Your whole life, so pretty much elementary-highscool and one or two years of college? My god the shit you've probably seen....
TheWhiteRat
You'd be surprised the horrors you can see and endure in just that amount of time.
Coolbacca
I hear ya, I still get PTSD from recess...
TheWhiteRat
Try having multiple attempts on your life, followed by debilitating mental illness that put me in the hospital 3 times.
Coolbacca
Multiple attempts on your life? Are you Liam Neeson's daughter or something? I didn't realize she had a mental illness...
GrandGamma
I used to be depressed like this until I bought a leaf blower.
Nevercanpick1
Unreal
Paasimus
Did you use it to blow yourself?
sandalthrower69
Okay what if I don’t have leaf blower money?
cdhpineapple
*reef blower
fishdinna
I too used to be depressed until I bought some leaf lol
SendDoctor
Why get a leaf blower when your mother works just as well?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Same, but instead of a leaf blower, it was a pressure washer. SO MUCH GODDAMN FUN.
Happywanker8888
Ohh fuck, if this makes FP.. top comment my friend. +1
Munchman347
Now you can enjoy making all the leaves happy...
3nd3rwiggin
Are you leaf?
GravyFox
JBerg003
Dude +1 for the leaf blower, what brand?
BishlamekGurpgork
Mariner.
13390f1393nds
I got a little excited thinking you would say something that might help me escape this hell
kirbyvictorious
Medication babe. That and diet and exercise are the only things that really help, though I highly recommend therapy...
MrFussell
You should read the hermetic texts.
KikoKalashnik
well, you can always look for professional help? it has helped me a lot in the past few months :D
rvcaptn
OK I give up, help?
Kangarou
In the same episode, Squidward cures his depression by stealing a leafblower and going home.
bojengals
RLTNY
No dialogue episode where Squidward buys a reef blower
Spinosaur
I'm disappointed I momentarily thought that leaf blowers were the secret to curing this apathy
rvcaptn
ty I should just accept I can't keep up with all the references but for some stupid reason it bothers me
LychFinderGeneral
No dialogue? There's plenty of dialogue in that episode, isn't there?
getyop0ps
I believe hes referring to the pilot episode, which has no dialogue. When squid moves into the community there is dialogue.
ghostofahound
I used to be depressed like this, but i died, now i'm just a ghost.
kirbyvictorious
The afterlife sounds like it sucks
ghostofahound
Just like the internet.