FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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Mar 22, 2018 4:50 PM
FatAndInflatedFurryPornTurnsMeOn
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GalaxyExpress999
But it's no longer Wednesday, my dude.
YouThinkThatsBad
He killed the frog on accident and found a live nearby frog for the last pic to look like a hero
guactopus
I expected its leg eaten by ants or something. I like this one better.
deviouscarpet
Should have been at the bottom of the sea.
PrincessSugarTits
You asshole he was clearly trying to get to Narnia
fantastickmath
Any pro animal action should upvoted + op
donkeypuncharetto
My screen froze....so for 5 seconds I thought you just whacked is ass through with the crowbar....until the scrolling continued
Salai
+ 1000 karmapoints
hobiecatman
Camo Toed!
mazurpapa
And the name of that toad? Albert Einstein.
JustMelinda
Aww, that's nice of you to help a toad out
Jenntendo
Now.....lick it....
ShoeDan
Freeman's freedom!
Tacow
There's a frog in a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea!
SashimiRollin
I'm a toad in a hole!! Buried in my shit, won't you come and save me
GitGudNub
And he lost all of his armor :-(
darwinhacker
I may be a bit rusty on my fairy-tale lore but shouldn't there be a prince in this story somewhere?
TheNoblePizzaDragonWhoLivesInYourFridge
"Now pose for the picture"
CLOUDdude114
Isn't that a cane toad? Like, super poisonous or whatever?
SkeletonRecruiter
Are we not gonna talk about the giant turd next to the board?
SkeletonRecruiter
I'll take that as a no
chinafag
[muffled reeee]
AdrianDunne
Wonder why someone stuck its face in the hoALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!!!
min8tve
Wow, this brings back memories. RemembALL GLORY TO HYPNOTOAD!!!
MinionsMaster
Pretty sure he could've backed out if you left it alone... prolly just trying to go forward to get away from the crowbar-wielding human
SuperSunshineRainbow
LET ME HELP YOOOOOU!
Biocide669
Not a pickle...
Ryanator50
yeah looked more like a wooden plank to me
jermbly
IDK, looks like a pickle to me
Biocide669
Possible Photoshop here
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imptastick
Toads are amazing and they are amazing for helping the little fellow
duckman902
They are amazing for helping us Australians work on our golf swing...
imptastick
Your cane toads are not worth much else, little ecological disasters.
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
I'm looking forward to warmer weather if only to see the Woodhouse toads in and around my gardens again. It always makes me smile.
imptastick
I make a point to photograph every toad I find, I have shot hundreds of them. Spadefoot toads are my favorite though.
sangatster
Only on imgur can one find things like this confession of a compulsive toad shooter.
imptastick
I should say shoot as in photograph
J0joTheIdiotCircusBoy
I need to do that this year. I hated living in an apartment because there were no toads. :-/
auggiesmom
Post your toad pic collection!
imptastick
There is an album of some of them on this account. I also have an instagram dedicated to them if you are interested I can give you the name
KnucleheadFlow
Show yo' toads, bro
PoleLineHooligan
That toad ended up murdering 7 people. Good job.
CynicalUpvoter
"You have freed me from my eternal prison. I shall spare you... Stephen..."
norill
kill... the... president...
moltencorgi
As...you..command
OwenMillerOnline
He was in there for a reason. The woodland creatures took a vote.
trippintherift
Yep, Toadolf Hribbitler
OwenRawk
Toad Bundy?
iAmWhatPlantsCrave
Ftw
gewalt
and that toads name? Albert Toadstein
eyeharchew
Is this comment going to end up like Edward Macaroni Fork?
gewalt
god I hope not, I'd probably delete my account
NotAHugeSpider
Slaadi gonna slaadi.
AikenBR
"Slaadi gonna slaad" I think the saying goes.
NotAHugeSpider
What are you, a grammar inevitable? Wait right where you're at; Uncle Xanxost is bringing you a Kinder Surprise.
h0tdoglatte
toad in a hole?
Cthulhuchooseyou
God bless you.
uitSCHOT
and now I'm hungry again
BallerinaDalekForeverSpinningAndSpinningItsTragicYouMofos
READY TO GO! We be fast and they be slow.
Sickofnotliving
Won’t you come and save me, save meee!
ChristianJames003
Delicious.
InternetExplorer2001
*responds with the most obscure British food I know* BUBBLE AND SQUEAK *drops mic*
UncomfortableTruths
Black as your soul
smellingfartsmakesyoulivelonger
Maggiesperson
Now I'm hungry.
YodaSPOCK
You gotta pay the toad toll if you want to get in the boys hole
nooneeatsbbqtwodaysinarow
And they put all the stones in their place!
Shamalamadingdongtoyoutoo
It's fun reading through the comments of those who aren't English and don't quite get this
tyrade
better than 2 in the bush?
thepuppet
All the applause for you
SatoriEnlightenment
?
dave1111
Type of food- google it.
ritzdogg
JohannVonTittySprinkles
TheOwlsAreNotWhatTheySeem69
I'd rather die,
ProgeriaProstitutes
Ants in the pants??
YarTheBug
Losing my soul
jeandolly
I'm pretty sure toad in a hole is british food. As is spotted dick. The world pities you :)
ABrokenCrayon
TOAD IN A HOLE
triplestan
Bump on a log
Canchocolatejustletmefinish
FEELIN SO SMOL!
Fairdinkums
Delicious. I'd love some
addfut
-laughs in British-
terminotter2
justanothercarmechanic
Passionate about switching to Geico huh?
HurricaneShade
Egg in a hole
erichinosis
I've always called it "hole in a bread".
h0tdoglatte
Well you’re no fun.
ABrokenCrayon
I really like toad in a hole
Thelrishlnquistion
I literally had that for dinner tonight. With gravy.
sangatster
Oh sure, but if the French put it on the menu it becomes the source of a cultural pejorative. A fact that continues to amuse this American.
Thelrishlnquistion
You don’t know what Toad In The Hole is.
zooumberg8
Onion gravy I hope?
Thelrishlnquistion
Is there any other kind except chicken?
zooumberg8
Beef on a Sunday dinner
scnottaken
Frog in a log
Cthulhuchooseyou
Marvelous!
sleuthiestofbears
And the green grass grew all around all around, and the green grass grew all around!
CypherJunky
There's a fleck on the speck on the tail On the frog on the bump on the branch On the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
Smayds
HandleDjently
There's a tube in the throat of the elderly man in the hospital bed on the frog on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea.
tiduszecht
one of my favorite long-winded songs ever