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Oct 29, 2017 3:54 PM
PollyFoxing
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Mercenarity
Read that as "depressed-crying all year long" because onions, until I saw the sacks.
mcbotulism
To be more accurate, one of the Summer Me onions should be constantly stuck to the inside of my thigh.
jargonmon
"I WAS IN THE WATER!"
MitchellSnyder
Young and old.
littlesthobowithashotgun
The important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
KingCornish
Morning me:
Munchman347
Those must be Pearl onions...
Headstereo
science
HawesomeSaucePan
So what you’re saying is you’re really cheap in the winter and priceless in the summer?
Skizmo
suprise : OP is female.
grimvard
We still have "I was in the pool!" excuse.
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cheekychapstick
I like this
asmugpolitician
TheFastpaws
A low or high punching bag depending on the weather?
americancheese1
Narrator - “there had been significant shrinkage”
lawideas
Winter you has five testicles while summer you only has four. Got it.
DumpCritic
Pre title?
ElDuderino9
gavinhos
brodorb
You grow and extra, smaller testicle in the summer?
Majorminor
Pffft, he only grows one.
RydWolf
theillustrativeman
That is just a tumor.
Quintonimor115
It's not a tumor... it's a threemor!!!
ruferto
yes, the elusive summer testicle. it serves as a counter-weight for how active we are in the summer time and has in-built cooling functions
napsofweeds
Finally someone comes forward with the information of the elusive summer nut
DidIJustJoinTheDarkSideOfTheInternet
Still missing something
OniiChanImCumming
Sosij
wheresmymoneydenny
DrBruleSaysYes
Willybum84
Meat and 2 veg.
Worgenmaster
Not if you're Theon
Speedohero
usersubbordercontrol
ImgurIsCurrentlyOverCapacity
downvotethedumps
TygerWilde
If y'all don't quit that, someone's gonna go off, and I ain't cleaning up after.
MrShifty
MrShifty
Faslow
TheBIFFALLO87
And that ladies is how testicles work.
FjordFiskursson
That is onions in the picture.
UnsavoryCommenter
Because sperm needs to be 2 degrees cooler than resting body temperature for quality production. Thus... the balls hang
ThisIsThePlaceWhereIBelong
Testicle have layers? And if you peel them off someone will probably cry?
SexualConsent
Yes, the owner and any male in the vicinity will feel the pain
Imnotaclevergirl365
As a female I always wanted to know how those dangly bits worked
somethingsomethingusernamey
You're not a clever girl?
AwesomeTeddybear
Wow your bio....
DrBruleSaysYes
Yeah. If you leave them alone for a second and just look at them, they move around in a strange, alien fashion.
hyperdistortion
Awkwardly, if we're perfectly honest.
CptRobotNinja
They move on their own...alot.
Royoffinland
Sometimes I'm grinning because it feels funny/good and my family thinks I'm up to something.
skellington01
Here's something you may not know bout 'em; they always move. If you stare at them you'll notice the skin moving on it's own, all the time.
00Op
Dude
ohmysweetcarolina
artbabe95
...For real?
skellington01
Yup it's weird as fuck
artbabe95
I'm going to have to find someone to verify this with.
Heysuckmybatarang
I need someone to let me see this
SexualConsent
TheBIFFALLO87
Heysuckmybatarang
You down ?
TheBIFFALLO87
LearnSomething
Seems like pretty common knowledge. Maybe now you guys can learn we don't pee out the same hole we fuck with.
IProvideFakeContext
Not for me, I have what the people in the medical community call, a "microdick". It's the only hole that offers a snug fit.
QuackQuackAttack
Pretty sure lots of women don’t know that
BlakeTortilla
Even people who make mens underwear still don't seem to get this, so i really don't think it's common knowledge
Imnotaclevergirl365
The first time i read this i thought you were still talking about a penis
TheBIFFALLO87
Next thing you're gonna say is the clitoris and female orgasm are real.
WhatzitTooya
pee hole =/= fuck hole, got it.
BreastInspector
Also fuck hole = vagina... Vagina =/= the visible genitalia... That is the vulva, comprised of the clitoris and labia
SpazzyP
I know ladies who didn't know that.
CardboardStomach
In high school I actually knew some girls that didn't know.Also one who thought she couldn't pee with a tampon in since it was the same hole
vaspap
Jesus Christ do some people think this?!
ToastyMozart
Welcome to conservative (or just generally shitty) american sex ed.
EmeraldCoasttt
Ladies and gentlemen, the state of sex education in America
LearnSomething
FindYourChillMate
Some women think this and tbf its barely covered in sex ed.
IncognitoPanda
But it's their body...
ClitosaurusRex
I thought this up till highschool and so did a fair # of my friends. Unless you really look around down there with a mirror or something1/?
tjones38
In fairness dudes pee and cum out the same hole
vaspap
Yeah I suppose we do, I just never thought it, dunno why
LearnSomething
Do you think we carry the fetus in our bladder?
FauxErsatz
Y-You don't?
retgarr
Do you think the sperm comes out of the bladder?
smallskillerofhambino
Peetus
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Dude, my OLDER brother thinks a pussy and vagina are two different things.... He won't budge on the subject, I've tried.
Ompy
Aaaand what would the difference be? Oo
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
I don't even know.... I think he assumes one is the hole you fuck and the other is the one women piss from?
unikorv
Maybe he means that pussy is the whole package with labias and clitoris and that vagina is the vagina?
vaspap
Pussy being the medical term for what?
DontAskMeAboutMyUsernameOkay
Not sure, I assume that one is the fuck hole and the other is the piss hole? lol