Feb 25, 2017 7:33 AM
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iWandsOut
Spider-"hey snake wanna help me sweep my place"
FlysaMinelly
That spider is like "ooo din dins .. shit shit too much too much. Abort abooort"
DwaneDibbley
We need version with disco ball.
vintagebanana
YnnzZ
In think this is the equivalent of snake moonwalking
MarishkaGinny
momoee
Spider threads can be strong enough to trap a bullet.
Sink8698
Sorry snek not home right now snek walking into spiderwebs so leave a msg and snek call you back.
LmgtfyStupid
Unlikely story.
FrankBrayman
But, leave a msg and snek call u back.
DiabolicalStench
It's a snake treadmill. The spider is trying to motivate the snake to push himself further.
BallsDeepInPencilSharpener
Only in Australia mate
CaptainObviousSometimes
"Jesus Christ PLEASE STOP. I WILL NOT EAT YOU IF YOU JUST STOP. Fuck." - Spider probably
tipsbandana
I like how the spiders not having any of it~
LinkinPiper
Poor snek is like, nope nope nope NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOI NOOOOOOOOO
Corvette1969
Paladin714
Ah man, now you gotta use a flame thrower & burn everything to dust then mix it with cement & on drying throw it into a deep lake.
tartee
Wow the water is crystal clear!
vertigoelectric
I'm pretty sure that's a Coachwhip. One of the fastest snakes in North America
Danimaltheanimal292
Damn nature, You scary!!!
RX7zx6r
Theres something comical about the way the snake is flipping about while the spider dances in anticipation.
IHaveAUsernameFetish
Nopeity nopey nope
rtchau
Redback vs Eastern Brown. Because 'Straya. https://youtu.be/GSKYnvOA5tk
Slave001
aspiringworldtraveller
Nature can be a bitch
codexdelux
/unstuck
WabanakiWarrior
Isn't nature neat?
capnkitkat
Especially Australia's nature.
ChickenVegetas
Spider silk is one of the most strongest materials in the world. People have been trying to harness it but there is no efficient way to do i
webcamtarantula
It has a very high tensile strength yeah and it's also anti-bacterial. It's pretty neat stuff.
ThisIsMyUsernameNotMyComment
Deadly battle between brown snake and red back spider in Australia ends with a surprising winner....the red back...(both are deadly as fuck)
CavalierNique
Not surprising, snake is a baby. (Course I live here in AUS so maybe that's the only reason its not surprising)
I wouldn't consider either particularly deadly honestly. The snake slightly more so.
DrMurloc
i.imgur.com/JilpnO7h.gif
IsaacBound
Biting goats
Malzie
How neat is that!
imclarkkent
diddleyhole
Not everyday you get this much neatness in one shot!
TheBeerDoctor
Neat fact number 2. Spider Web is stronger than Kevlar when woven together. ASU has had a lab researching for the DoD for some time
SchrodingersGinger
spider silk is hardcore af
Vaegar
v nothing compares to this spiders web
nasukkin
KevinBhall
SOLID GOLD!
strangevisions
I am commenting so that I can come back to laugh at this
DarthKratos
Love his character
thehungryguy
I just want the show about him and Tyrion ruling the world
FriedSnoCone
v the many faces of the spider
Kilsim1v
That's the best comment of all time.
aqnavi
I need help. I have watched all GoT. Still don't get it.
Some call him spider. The Web of lies and deceit he weaves is quite vast indeed.
KyraLee
The nope caught the nope rope, and nope I didn't see that coming.
PureShenanigans
Yep, there's no hope for that nope rope..
woogigooie
The nope caught the nope rope in that nope's rope
candiduscorvus
Black widow webs are stronger than average, and that snake has no leverage. Without leverage it doesn't matter how strong it is.
Beezlebubble
pound for pound, web is stronger than steel to begin with IIRC
It's a red back that's also a venomous spider and the snake is the world’s second deadliest. epic battle indeed
Redbacks are just upside down black widows. That's why they live in Australia where everything is upside down.
As someone that has studied Latrodectus for some time, how do you know it's a "red back" from just that gif?
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Ah ok fair enough. I just see a lot people trying to identify spiders when in reality they have no clue which annoys me.
Also that's not second deadliest snake in the world as no Latrodectus live near Echis carinatus naturally.
1)I mean it's based off their LD50 number but that is done on mice and is not relevant to humans really. So people say it's the second most
2)deadly snake after the coastal taipan but it only kills like 1 person a year vs the 30ish that other species kill each year.
closemyeyesinismona
I wonder how would the spider go about it's meal now.
dedlanguages
It calls its horde of spider friends for dinner.
LankyFrog
It will paralyze it then cocoon it, infuse with poison that breaks down protein and lastly slurp the yummie meat juice
VoodooQueen
From what I've seen, the spider will just wait for it to wear itself out before it gets close.
shouldistayorshouldigo
It'll microwave that bitch
circlebreaker
Their mandibles aren't large enough to get through the scales. The snake is too large & strong to overpower; they'll just cut them loose.
I mean it depends on the spider but I would bet that a widow of that size could puncture the scales of a snake that size.
Don't forget that we know it can pierce human skin and human skin is thicker than the scales of a snake that small. Also it's not 100% scale
saltlifesurfnaked
Yea like how does it devour something so big to it's relative size?
unclewookwook
Ask op's mum ;)
Krympehl
this would suggest there are things bigger than OPs mom the only things I know of close to that size would be small moons. She's no moon.
D34dStar
Something that big won't be eaten fully. Kinda nifty that their webbing is stronger than steel. Granted it will need to be several strands.
I didn't figure it would consume it all in one sitting, or even eat it all period. I just wondered if they had some process of preservation
Spider web is actually anti-biotic so it's a really good preservative. Kind of like salting something so a while.
Usually the wrap the food in a cocoon, as to how long it preserves is unknown to me. I've seen the same spider go at dime sized house fly
Spider web is a pretty good preservative as I understand it since it is anti-bacterial.
For three days.
synopses
By that logic can't anything be stronger then steal. I know this sounds pretentious I don't mean to offend, it just got me thinking.
Rogahar
An equivalent thickness of spiderweb is stronger than steel is I think the point.
Yup, which is pretty niffty. Spiders are so cool, at a distance. Nope ropes are so cuddly, I got to hold me a boa.
Eventually yeah, I believe it's the tensile strength is what scientists go by. I should probably gets some sauce, brb.
Haha you make it sound scientific I just the of the bundle of sticks scene from planet of the apes.
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
Fun fact: If a spider made a big enough web whose strands were as thick as a pencil, it could stop a moving Boeing 747.
Theodrian
To be fair, steel has a relatively low tensile strength.
Yeah steel is definitely harder than spider web for one. Just less tensile strength.
iWandsOut
Spider-"hey snake wanna help me sweep my place"
FlysaMinelly
That spider is like "ooo din dins .. shit shit too much too much. Abort abooort"
DwaneDibbley
We need version with disco ball.
vintagebanana
YnnzZ
In think this is the equivalent of snake moonwalking
MarishkaGinny
momoee
Spider threads can be strong enough to trap a bullet.
Sink8698
Sorry snek not home right now snek walking into spiderwebs so leave a msg and snek call you back.
LmgtfyStupid
Unlikely story.
FrankBrayman
But, leave a msg and snek call u back.
DiabolicalStench
It's a snake treadmill. The spider is trying to motivate the snake to push himself further.
BallsDeepInPencilSharpener
Only in Australia mate
CaptainObviousSometimes
"Jesus Christ PLEASE STOP. I WILL NOT EAT YOU IF YOU JUST STOP. Fuck." - Spider probably
tipsbandana
I like how the spiders not having any of it~
LinkinPiper
Poor snek is like, nope nope nope NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOI NOOOOOOOOO
Corvette1969
Paladin714
Ah man, now you gotta use a flame thrower & burn everything to dust then mix it with cement & on drying throw it into a deep lake.
tartee
Wow the water is crystal clear!
vertigoelectric
I'm pretty sure that's a Coachwhip. One of the fastest snakes in North America
Danimaltheanimal292
Damn nature, You scary!!!
RX7zx6r
Theres something comical about the way the snake is flipping about while the spider dances in anticipation.
IHaveAUsernameFetish
Nopeity nopey nope
rtchau
Redback vs Eastern Brown. Because 'Straya. https://youtu.be/GSKYnvOA5tk
Slave001
aspiringworldtraveller
Nature can be a bitch
codexdelux
/unstuck
WabanakiWarrior
Isn't nature neat?
capnkitkat
Especially Australia's nature.
ChickenVegetas
Spider silk is one of the most strongest materials in the world. People have been trying to harness it but there is no efficient way to do i
webcamtarantula
It has a very high tensile strength yeah and it's also anti-bacterial. It's pretty neat stuff.
ThisIsMyUsernameNotMyComment
Deadly battle between brown snake and red back spider in Australia ends with a surprising winner....the red back...(both are deadly as fuck)
CavalierNique
Not surprising, snake is a baby. (Course I live here in AUS so maybe that's the only reason its not surprising)
webcamtarantula
I wouldn't consider either particularly deadly honestly. The snake slightly more so.
DrMurloc
i.imgur.com/JilpnO7h.gif
IsaacBound
Biting goats
Malzie
How neat is that!
imclarkkent
diddleyhole
Not everyday you get this much neatness in one shot!
TheBeerDoctor
Neat fact number 2. Spider Web is stronger than Kevlar when woven together. ASU has had a lab researching for the DoD for some time
SchrodingersGinger
spider silk is hardcore af
Vaegar
nasukkin
KevinBhall
SOLID GOLD!
strangevisions
I am commenting so that I can come back to laugh at this
DarthKratos
Love his character
thehungryguy
I just want the show about him and Tyrion ruling the world
FriedSnoCone
Kilsim1v
That's the best comment of all time.
aqnavi
I need help. I have watched all GoT. Still don't get it.
Kilsim1v
Some call him spider. The Web of lies and deceit he weaves is quite vast indeed.
KyraLee
The nope caught the nope rope, and nope I didn't see that coming.
PureShenanigans
Yep, there's no hope for that nope rope..
woogigooie
The nope caught the nope rope in that nope's rope
candiduscorvus
Black widow webs are stronger than average, and that snake has no leverage. Without leverage it doesn't matter how strong it is.
Beezlebubble
pound for pound, web is stronger than steel to begin with IIRC
ThisIsMyUsernameNotMyComment
It's a red back that's also a venomous spider and the snake is the world’s second deadliest. epic battle indeed
capnkitkat
Redbacks are just upside down black widows. That's why they live in Australia where everything is upside down.
webcamtarantula
As someone that has studied Latrodectus for some time, how do you know it's a "red back" from just that gif?
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webcamtarantula
Ah ok fair enough. I just see a lot people trying to identify spiders when in reality they have no clue which annoys me.
webcamtarantula
Also that's not second deadliest snake in the world as no Latrodectus live near Echis carinatus naturally.
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webcamtarantula
1)I mean it's based off their LD50 number but that is done on mice and is not relevant to humans really. So people say it's the second most
webcamtarantula
2)deadly snake after the coastal taipan but it only kills like 1 person a year vs the 30ish that other species kill each year.
closemyeyesinismona
I wonder how would the spider go about it's meal now.
dedlanguages
It calls its horde of spider friends for dinner.
LankyFrog
It will paralyze it then cocoon it, infuse with poison that breaks down protein and lastly slurp the yummie meat juice
VoodooQueen
From what I've seen, the spider will just wait for it to wear itself out before it gets close.
shouldistayorshouldigo
It'll microwave that bitch
circlebreaker
Their mandibles aren't large enough to get through the scales. The snake is too large & strong to overpower; they'll just cut them loose.
webcamtarantula
I mean it depends on the spider but I would bet that a widow of that size could puncture the scales of a snake that size.
webcamtarantula
Don't forget that we know it can pierce human skin and human skin is thicker than the scales of a snake that small. Also it's not 100% scale
saltlifesurfnaked
Yea like how does it devour something so big to it's relative size?
unclewookwook
Ask op's mum ;)
saltlifesurfnaked
Krympehl
this would suggest there are things bigger than OPs mom the only things I know of close to that size would be small moons. She's no moon.
D34dStar
Something that big won't be eaten fully. Kinda nifty that their webbing is stronger than steel. Granted it will need to be several strands.
saltlifesurfnaked
I didn't figure it would consume it all in one sitting, or even eat it all period. I just wondered if they had some process of preservation
webcamtarantula
Spider web is actually anti-biotic so it's a really good preservative. Kind of like salting something so a while.
D34dStar
Usually the wrap the food in a cocoon, as to how long it preserves is unknown to me. I've seen the same spider go at dime sized house fly
webcamtarantula
Spider web is a pretty good preservative as I understand it since it is anti-bacterial.
D34dStar
For three days.
synopses
By that logic can't anything be stronger then steal. I know this sounds pretentious I don't mean to offend, it just got me thinking.
Rogahar
An equivalent thickness of spiderweb is stronger than steel is I think the point.
D34dStar
Yup, which is pretty niffty. Spiders are so cool, at a distance. Nope ropes are so cuddly, I got to hold me a boa.
D34dStar
Eventually yeah, I believe it's the tensile strength is what scientists go by. I should probably gets some sauce, brb.
synopses
Haha you make it sound scientific I just the of the bundle of sticks scene from planet of the apes.
TobiOfTheAkatsuki
Fun fact: If a spider made a big enough web whose strands were as thick as a pencil, it could stop a moving Boeing 747.
Theodrian
To be fair, steel has a relatively low tensile strength.
webcamtarantula
Yeah steel is definitely harder than spider web for one. Just less tensile strength.