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Jul 2, 2017 3:29 AM
Duckiroo
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imAUser
Fuck is wario doing in my house?
Jimmyb3121
I'm bad and that is good. I will never be good but that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than me.
Hellstorm99
"Ain't a bad guy, just dealing with scandalous bitches." Cool comic btw.
SizaanJul
I don't mean to be that guy...But where's Waluigi?
diregamer
Just a reminder that he is also a father of 8(?) kids
chilachinchila
Actually the koopalings are not his children. Only bowser junior.
duckbutt1234567101
After all they do go kart racing , golf , baseball ,tennis and the fucking Olympics with him
pilomotor
Yeah, and in Smash Brothers, Mario's about as likely to fight Peach as Bowser.
MikeStumpf
Daisy is a lying bitch
Nobunagajay
I cried. Cause I get this rep a Lot. My job all the managers assume I'm violent. I feel more sad than angry. I'm hurt.
thatguyyoumayknow
https://img0.etsystatic.com/047/1/6038987/il_570xN.733802532_8f31.jpg
cforcalvin
how can people not know they're all friends? i mean they go go-karting together
Memnoch2020
This is kinda awesome
rekod98
You should watch Wreck-It Ralph if you haven't
Memnoch2020
I have, I loved it.
NougatNugget
Probably apt for Lena Headley after her role as Cersei. Poor actor, good person irl
BigBearLover
It's OK, he has thousands of people who want his dick inside of them.
Szechuanian
...I ...I almost forgot that. Time to bleach my brains.
54r4h
Say what now?
BigBearLover
E621.net and search for Bowser.
THRILLHOUSE69
Appropriate user name
dynamiteking
Bowser took peach originally cause of politics
CardboardPizzas
There's actually a theory that the entire Mario series is just a series of stage-plays and/or movies. I like to believe it.
EspyLacopa2
Well, that's what Super Mario 3 is. It even has a curtain on the title screen and the ending.
IWantToUseAHyphenInMyName
No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man.
JustARando
In that third last one, mario really looks like he's trying to sell some shifty shit.
THRILLHOUSE69
So if he hits up certain sites, will he be happy or disturbed at the fan art drawn of him
ValictenRageFist
I'm not sure if I should be ashamed that this made me cry, but it feels so bloody relatable right about now.
Snooj
Oh man, someone should write a movie about the bad guy in a video game really being a good person.
Mahoxy
Wreck-It Ralph
ImahumanIpromise
ItwasBruceWillisthewholetime
I loved this film.
bananaisntfriend
I didn't know I wanted this till I saw it!
Theandyd1997
Oh hello tears, I haven't seen you in a while! How've you been?
dart143
Hello darkness, my old friend.....
RedCherryTree
You just turned a cartoon into a dark life story.
Bythevine
mohammedalnakib
The last picture is missing. Turns out they playing mario cart. Bowser gets mad and murders them all in a fit of extreme rage.
stmaarten1778
VigorousButtstuff
Half expected it to end with "But I live in a fucking lava castle. Fuck yeah!"
VigorousButtstuff
Also it would be funny if a coin popped out when he punched the wall.
busydad
Just because you're badguy doesn't mean you're bad guy.
Nuggetmcg
Just because you're busydad doesn't mean you're busy dad
jamlovingmonster
thanks zangief
Nocterex
- wreck it ralph
hiphophypotenuse
– Michael Scott
AlmostScientist
-Zangief
zoooombislayer
Cholf
"It's pronounced Sateen, actually."
idoitbitz
busydad
It's Satine.
PrinceSatisfactory
Bitch, I will kiss you on the mouth
corvettee01
I'm bad and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no-one I'd rather be than me.
HoopyFroodDaniel
JasonForge
I get misty-eyed everytime that scene shows up.
MarkusZ91
can confirm, read the line and instantly my eyes started sweating.
bananaisntfriend
Same, I think it's one of the better lines out of most movies. Never fails to make me simultaneously feel bad/better.
krytenofsmeg
Yup, right at the end, clutching the pendant, falling down. Gets me every time.
Jaymezians
My mind always goes to the iron giant saying, "Superman."
Danishlmgurian
and that'show memorable moments are made.
zoooombislayer
ImNotCreativeEnoughForAGoodUsername
Reminds me of that Game of Thrones actor getting so much hate mail and shit, ended up just not really wanting to do anything else
Mangomancer
more like he was retiring from acting cuz to him it was more of a hobby than what he intended to do. since he's been acting since he was 8
Dedeurmetdebaard
What?
luminousbeing
Jack Gleeson. He played Joffrey. George R.R. Martin told him "Congratulations! Everyone hates you!"
TechKiddz
Damn that must suck. Who would even think that the actor deserves that tho?
luminousbeing
People have trouble separating the performance from the person giving it.
somenerandom
People are messed up. I have Joffrey as much as anyone, but the actor himself deserves nothing but praise for playing him so well.
Lfa3
I HATE Landa from Inglorious Basterds but for the same reason I love Waltz. He interpreted so well you can only hate the char. Well done!
DeaconJon
EatAllTheBoudin
Some people hit bricks with their heads and eat mushrooms to train. Others 'rassle bears in tornados.
afifagamer
sauce?
DaMinah1337
Destroy it Ben.
Mithelen
Wreck-it Ralph
roads88mph
Thanks Satan.
KolBoi
It's Satine, actually.
4sporclehosting
Okay, Zangief
tracereading
Why was Zangief even in that meeting?
DeaconJon
For crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between thighs.
MysteryX95
*thighslap*
Arcfluke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ug-3tNM_Gc
amstrad
Easy, the original Street Fighter II came out in 1991, when Russians were still largely used as the badguys.
DarKEspeon
Has anything changed since then?
10tacles
But he wasn't a bad guy http://imgur.c">/3rTGLMN">http://imgur.com/3rTGLMN /aYOncbO
ItsJatne
"when Russians were still used as badguys" =/= "when Zangief was used as a badguy"
amstrad
Zangief is essentially Ivan Drago from Rocky IV. He isn't a villain/bad guy, but public perception of Russians was still very negative.