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May 16, 2014 10:02 AM
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EricK425
I RULE!
TheSneaky
I will always upvote Kevin Spacey. Even more so for American Beauty!
tinyfootprints
When I was a garbageman I dreamed of being a corporate exec. Did that, now I dream of being a garbageman again.
LaissezLesBonTempsRouler
They think I'm a loser. They're right I have lost something. But it's never too late to get it back
eniluap
I read it in Frank Unerwood's voice ...
thoendel
http://img.pandawhale.com/post-40045-Kevin-Spacey-I-rule-gif-Imgur-qVvN.gif
mrsmusica
Wow! I haven't watched this movie in a long time. It's a nice reminder that it exists. :)
octoroktwinkie
"You better watch it Jane or you're gonna turn into a real bitch just like your mother!"
zmobiedick
You like........muscles?
ChiefOfPoliceInternetDivision
I quit my full time job at ConocoPhillips, and I have a interview at Jack In The Box because of this movie.
altheitalian
Frank Underwood before starting his career in the white house
cbowsin
Or trailer for the next season.
givenher
American Beauty!!! One of my favourite movies. So much feels!!
nottheleastinkling
Everytime I'm scared or pissed by all these responsibilities in adulthood, this scene comes to my mind.
TraMccoll371
Aubrey Plaza could play his daughter.
IamNotAloneIamOnTheInternet
American Beauty making it to the front page, what a time to be alive
bob3rt
American Beauty guys.
mtrain85
http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/om3i.gif
hashtagnobud
He raped dudes
BallsToYouMyGoodSir
^ case was dropped but he still 100% did it. The guy just didn’t want his life ruined like others that famous people do shit to
JohnsonNathanRSoundsLikeATypicalBastard
"COULD SOMEBODY PLEASE PASS ME THE FUCKING ASPARAGUS!?"
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
Is that Artemis?
CoolSnackChris
From Always Sunny? It certainly looks like her but it ain't
cantspellmanslaughterwithoutlaughter
Yeah, spitting image. +1 for you kind Sir for the message!
Identified
Democracy Democracy Democracy
REV076
as a gamer; iunderstoodthatreference.fps
Identified
I can't believe you scrolled down the comments section man ;D
shellythatsme
I didn't just "lose" my job. It wasn't like "whoops, where'd my job go?"
CoolSnackChris
Lose it? I didn't lose it. It's not like, "Whoops! Where'd my job go?" I QUIT. Someone pass the asparagus, please.
justacasualimgurian
GIF from reddit:
CoolSnackChris
Ah, the kiss that ensues is terrifying. Great GIF btw
DAVESM1TH
This describes every co-worker I've ever encountered. Especially this dude John that gives me all his shit to do every day. Fuck you John.
stringerbellforaday
I've got my own John but named Jim. I really fucking hate him.
TootInCommon
You tell him
TuckerCarlsonWarnedYouTheredBeGirlsLikeMe
I fucking hate John.
BronYAurStomp53
John sounds like a real dick
rudejohn
:(
kreyll
Maybe if you stopped being so rude...
DrDresDog
YEAH JOHN! FUCK YOU!
rudejohn
Bad enough that I'm named after a toilet without you guys piling it on.
CorgiLady
God I love Kevin Spacey. He's so fucked up... in the best ways possible.
blakeboyd
THIS x106! And add one more for Se7en.
CorgiLady
YES! He's soooooo fucked up in Se7en. The ending scene in the car... CRAZY
blakeboyd
And the even weirder part, he didn't think the movie was that well produced and refused to do publicity to promote the movie.
CorgiLady
really? Se7en is one of my favorite movies because it's so fucked up. Yeah I sound twisted but I love movies that make me go WHAT THE FUCK
freaklaric
Kevin Spacey IS my lady jam. Good god, he's HAWWWWTTT
Tzazi
Good god, I can't imagine him in any other role than House of Cards since I saw him first in it. Him doing a nowork job the fuck.
Supernerdtastic
How did you manage to not see Usual Suspects? A well deserved oscar, check it out.
Tzazi
Magic I suppose, I just didn't as weird as that is. He seems so perfect as Frank Underwood it's hard to imagine him not being Underwood.
LeslieElaine
Too bad, he's gay!
DavidB10001
Me thinks you may have confused Kevin Spacy with Liberace. :)
omgyoucanchangethis
Has never confirmed nor denied, refuses to, & takes offense that people should care. ResearchedAfterThatSceneInHouseOfCardsYouKnowTheOne
freaklaric
Nothing has been confirmed. He keeps his life very private. I'm going with the "glass half full"mentality. He just hasn't met me yet lol ;)
CoolSnackChris
American Beauty is the film. Truly a weird and wonderful film.
CriscoDiscoChan
fun fact the producer went to my high school
winston2
IT'S NOT ON NETFLIX WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO ME
JohnnyChef
That's the last episode of House of Cards.
inthemorning
Agreed. When I watched it as a kid, I lusted over Carolyn. Bitchy, hot and seductive. My kind of MILF.
Babs237
One of my all time fav xx
IamAllred
Annnnd now I'm watching it
delonwheels
I really related to the family dynamic in this film when it came out.
Moradeth
Weird, but the cinematography is amazing
xscythe7x
Thanks. Commenting to remember
hamiltonleithauser
duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dooood
Not everybody knows what every gif is from, let the guy inform those who haven't seen it. Otherwise they end up having to ask.
whutserface
Watch it for Kevin Spacey if nothing else.
Arginotz
My all time favorite film.
dingdingdongdingdong
This film has aged poorly considering how it's not even really that old.
OrionRed
We went to that movie on the day the time changes. We saw the last half, then came back for the first half.
TheMattman1
agreed.
AKnightOfNi
BROTHER? IS THAT YOU?
nerdymcbookworm
I actually said this to my manager when I worked at a movie rental place (RIP), when he asked if I wanted to be a shift leader.
dalekalpha
Good. I thought Frank Underwood had just given up in the new season.
NeverMindtheManBehindtheCurtain
I love this movie.
Jodo42
Initially thought this was House of Cards. At least it's the same guy.
76Tromboners
not weird, just...spectacular.
RiversR
Definite favorite.
OneToughChick
love this film with a passion.
ZoranKnight
HEY! I just stumbled across this on TV last week! It's very weird
Dooood
If you mean you saw an edited for TV version, do yourself a favor and find it un-edited. I saw Dogma on TV then DVD. BIG difference.
ZoranKnight
It was unedited
Dooood
Ah! Bravo! +1
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
Do you ever feel... Like a plastic bag
DavidB10001
I liked the movie, but I could never figure out the end. Seriously, maybe it's just me, but who fired the gun?
somethingdark
I didn't realize the ending was ambiguous. Spoilers in my next post.
somethingdark
Frank (Ricky's dad) killed Lester for Lester finding out that Frank was secretly gay.
DavidB10001
Really. It really didn't seem like that, since you only see Frank walking away in the rain crying. Fair enough.
somethingdark
Except he also had blood on his shirt and his nazi gun was missing...
Fleischereifachverkaufer
One of the best of all time
wppf
It really is. So much depth to it
Boufus
"It's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen..." *bag floating in the wind* (cue existentialism)
i81u812
Filmed* watched it last night.
surroundedbystupid
*cue tears
BeeR411
i think that was the dawn of hipsterism.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
"Uh, whose car is that out front?" "...Mine. 1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted and now I have it. I RULE!"
primorph
That was when I really loved the movie.
Ionlyregisteredtotalkshit
shonie
Favourite line :) I salute you!
Wabbajackwagon
Never seen it, but I keep hearing the music. Thomas Newman is amazing.
delonwheels
The score (as always) really makes the movie work. I think the movie would seem more pretentious if the score wasn't so bleak and sad.
shonie
Have you heard his Revolutionary Road soundtrack? Worth a listen.
YouTookThreeChomps
That's somebody's iphone that keeps ringing.
Wabbajackwagon
Well, hearing via Spotify/Pandora I meant lol, I wish the people around me had nice Iphone ringtones
YouTookThreeChomps
There's that stock ringtone that isn't the Am Beauty song but always reminds me of it... I wishing with you. :)
MitchBeaucannon
It is in fact a "must see". Watch it. Twice. At least.
Tamster
Definitely twice. I missed so much the first time. (probably because I was on a date...)
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
And then jerk off to the 15 year old virgin in rose petals.
MitchBeaucannon
She's an adult now, so technically…
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
You don't have to tell me to watch that movie twice.
NucularCrisitunity
I prefer Thora Birch when she takes off her bra.
Psychethos
My favourite movie. Surprised so many people think it's weird, though.
SerasJo
It's my favorite too! Kevin Spacey has a wonderful performance
SatanOffspring
What movie is it? I need to check it out
wearyourseatbelt1338
American Beauty. Must see!
Ionlyregisteredtotalkshit
Uau!
Myshieface
lol I don't know why you got downvoted for someone's lack of observation skills.
CoolSnackChris
haha
JurassicJamie
I left a corporate job to be a salon receptionist for this reason. Still too much responsibility. Shit's harder than it looks.
SkincareandSkittles
hell yeah it is. Good receptionists save our asses. A lot. Many thanks from a grateful Master Aesthetician.
throwaway365
Working reception sucks. You have to keep track of an entire workplace, yet literally EVERYONE can and does shit on you. Constantly.
loveallthebunnies
Yup.
JurassicJamie
After seeing behind the scenes, I really appreciate nail techs now. Like all the retail and food service stories here, but with feet. :-o
myheadisonfire
Is your old job still looking for a new employee?
JurassicJamie
Nope. They didn't even replace me, they just gave all of my responsibilities to my poor coworkers. :(
myheadisonfire
That sucks. I've been looking for a job, but I'm epileptic and can't work jobs that involve physical strain. Difficult search.
xTheMaestro
Get into a managerial position and surround yourself with competent suck ups/interns. Slap your signature on their work and relax.
JurassicJamie
I'm a retired dancer/instructor. I'm not cut out for either end of ass kissing lol.
Misora
I don't know... most of the dancer I've known retired or not had incredible asses. Totally worth of kissing.
Shannerwren
My dream is job involves a pile of invoices where I process them in some sort of sequence & I'm left alone as long as I get my quota done.
xTheMaestro
I'm in corporate finance, gross displays of suckupery are just part of the package. Plus I like money more than most anything else haha!
JurassicJamie
That's always been my problem. If I cared more about money maybe at some point I would have learned how to make some lol.
cuseorange
I'm with you. I don't need money to be happy. As long as I can pay bills, have food and shelter and the occasional fun, I'm good.
xTheMaestro
Trumpet minor successes, hide your screw ups, and never let loyalty get in the way of business. I'm a C student from BFE and even I can lol
Misora
Thursday was my last day at a corporate job. Starting a public job in 2 weeks. People bad mouth gov work but they're amazing here.
Misora
Seriously my old company had 0 CPA's in accounting and audit. The new place is about 1/2 CPA's. Work exp here I come!
xTheMaestro
Take my advice, get some good contacts with the local go-to auditor (in my case it was Plante Moran) and with a few gov offices. Then once 1
xTheMaestro
I switch between public and private every few years, trust me, you'll be seeing a lot of people like me if you look hard enough!