misteragi
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Sisters, Nubia and Wonder Woman.
HULKSMASS
ect...ect....................................
donkeykongseitan
Getting ready for vacation. Ect. ECT.
Mailvirgo
The Tubthumping one good me good. Laugh/crying silently for a good 3 mins straight.
MyronTheDormouse
Cropping...
BOBNOBODY
Grimmrog
#6 yep, should stay like the right one and be a lazy shit.
papazulu1186
Nice
LivingVoyage
#3 ehhh, there's a difference between continuing behavior, and dredging up previous actions.
DalaiLlama
Apparently I am "The Royal Butt Pillow" to my pets. This is extremely accurate.
ordeith311chris
I are a white people.
MansLuaghter
Apparently to my pet I’m a loyal food dispenser....
YannickRttc
Behold, for I am The Lumbering.
ThePurpleKnight7
Rum ham!!
ThePurpleKnight7
#13
hesataxi
I'M SORRY RUM HAM!
AirplanesgoZoom
There is a big difference of what you did while in the office of president, then lied about in court, vs prior to being elected
misteragi
He's talking about the questionable character of someone who'll lie to his wife and kids. If he'll do that, he'll lie to anyone.
hippysson
WTF WHITE PEOPLE
TheVest
I just "WTF PEOPLE!". I'm an equal opportunity "WTF"er.
LyvPhreeOarDye
#1 Parental negligence, so hilarious...
poocarhero
Snow shovel on left pic. Yeah I do that cause my neighbor on right says I shouldn’t shovel at all since the building manager should (1/2)
poocarhero
Have to do it.That if I fall and get hurt they have to pay for it. I’d rather not fall and get hurt in the first place. I shovel mine only.
CausticSarcasm
That last dude is 110% a fuckin werewolf
MasterRichardRahl
#34 G13
SirSchinken
Why is there no 13? Now it says my cats call me a furless. Which makes sense, but offends me...
capitainechips
ect ect
almitydave
Short for "ectoplasm"
TheDudzzly
Thsi
ShenanigansForHireExperiencedBeerTasterAndCraicFacilitator
Ec tetera.
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capitainechips
Heck Tartara
BolenArrow
#3 To be fair that seems to be majority stance on 'their guy' or anything they prefer. Every excuse for their own actions / preference.
FuckMeThenYou
One side talks about morals and judges others. The other side talks about violations of campaign laws and hypocrisy
FlatPlutoSociety
Evangelicals are mean-spirited bullies who care about absolutely nothing but having their bullying enabled.
drapester
Ok, but who's left?
LeiaSkye
#2 My grandma raised her kids and spoiled her grandkids.. and now she's raising her great grandkids. Maybe we should just stop spoiling kids
ThatFrozenGuy
Does this mean she’s raising your kids?
LeiaSkye
They're my cousin's kids. My second cousins? not sure how it works
GurdenRabsyKittenKnightbears
I'm just planning on dying sooner.
MustardDuck
raise your kids. Spoil your grandkids. And die before the great grandkids comes.
IAmTheBadW01f
I think the idea is that grandparents spoil kids occasionally, when they're there, and leave the parents to raise them the rest of the 1/
ZebraCockSandwich
this exactly. at grandmas house you get stuff mom doesn't allow regularly. but its occasional and small, just enough to make it feel special
IAmTheBadW01f
Time. Nobody ever turned out awful because Grandma gave them extra cookies a few times a year. All things in moderation. 2/2
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
I think Aristotle said the same thing about his grandma
Rttyui
Does the last one count as furry?
highteck9
beauty and the beast
mrmagoriamsmasturbatorium
That looks like the hand of Michael j fox in teen wolf. Wait, was teen wolf a furry? Was the werewolf his "fursona"?
ProbablyPoe
Hirsute
LeftFielder
"Uhm, I think the politically CORRECT term is Personsute!" - The internet, probably.
ProbablyPoe
Ha!
realGeorgelucas
Um.. no one talking about #24? please tell me that's a hoax site like TheOnion or WaterfordWhisperer.
avervetmonkey
...That is super ill adviced out of health reasons, and also there is not that much meat in there! Better for him to eat it all himself.
Darkspire
There's worse out there.
DerekReidCupcake
Not a hoax. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf
LookJustSaying
Ugh, barf
Grudgebearingmidget
Holy titty-biscuits what the FUCK?
roadkillnecromancer
god damnit why must i always look at the pictures
Monka42
That's fucking disgusting
ColoneISanders
realGeorgelucas
evilplottinggrumpycat
I skipped the pictures. The story's actually kinda nice.
easytigger
#6 left as you enter, or left as you exit the house?
IdiotPatrol
If you're gonna shovel your side, be a good person and shovel your neighbors too.
M4rt1nV
No way I'm shoveling my neighbours side if he's an asshole though.
Munnin41
WPizzle
CROP YO SHIT
misteragi
Nah.
glacialbae
Or just push the damned download button.
Monowas
There are many ways to interpret your comment.
legofham
not after scrolling through the whole dump of uncropped images...
metalfoto
@OP needs a poopknife?
Velkaan
Immediate first thought too +1
BillCosbysPharmacy
Always upvote poopknife
HoovinSchmoovin
I'm born on the 13th so I don't have a full name on the pet thing -_-
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
I'm a furless butt pillow
Amar13579
My girlfriend is the 13th so hers is just my favorite. I think it fits
speelydan
You get to take your pick. It's like the center square in BINGO.
TheJourn
Same. My pet apparently thinks I’m “the adequate.”
SirGellahad
ditto. Apparently my pets call me "The Adequate."
AntaNce
triskadecaphobian CONSPIRACY
realGeorgelucas
Same, which is upsetting as my first name begins with an A, so I'll never know what I'm the favourite in.
curlyfry11
You’re just **~the favorite~**!
2020Gamer
It's okay, I'm "An Adequate Butt Pillow," so you're probably not missing out.
GrimJim666
Yep same. I have cats though so "The Adequate" seems about right.
LukeSawyer
Mine is just the squishy
numonster
Use 31 :) same numbers just swapped round
MellyBaskelly
Deputy servant here. Sounds about right.
GnarlElTrim
I am My Precious, and I'm ok with that.
Findingabetterway
Me too! That really irked me.
KevinRPD
Same. Was wondering why there was no 13.
luke1815
Me to, I was slightly annoyed
blackobluna
Food Dispenser The Clawless. Alternatively, the way it should be m, The Clawless Food Dispenser
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
My name start with an Å...
IAmLukesFather
Åge?
DickPicEnthusiast
You may combine 12 and 14 to get either snack spot or nap giver
KhajiitIsPleased
Maybe switch to month?
Youdiditwrong
I am an oversized, apparently.
IAmTheBadW01f
#34
cyrusjoneslivedforever
Ditto! What gives?
TonyMontanasBalls
Sorry in that case please close the door on your way out
PhilatelicFreak
My loyal vomit collector :(
zachggus365
Yah wtf 13 is the only missing number grr.
kronkle
I dubiously scrolled back up expected to see "Gullible Idiot"
livingscreamydreamy
Just put 1 and 3 together. Now you're a treat machine two legged thing.
DontFeedMeAfterMidnight
I put 6+7 together...Now they’re a meat bag noise box Which isn’t entirely untrue
lespritdelescargot
It results in me being simply "The Adequate". Ladies, not all at once, please.
plakiaty
I'm oversized
IMadeAnAccountSoICanPostComments
Hey, me four
Thisisgoingtobetheusernameinthebiggestexistenceofusenames
Hey me three
sunsetb
I’m just “The Squishy.” It’s accurate.
TheyCallMeSnaps
Hey, me too.
lespritdelescargot
Nope, now TheyCallYouTheAdequate
Sackhaden
RALLY ALL THE J’S
ashencrow
itmightnotbeme
Maybe snowsteps is an asshole neighbor and yells at them for doing anything on their property.
pjveddergirl
Ohhhh.... I thought it meant the left house had heaps of visitors, cause left house is a whore. And dont be a whore
Blackbird2Raven
Or maybe that apartment is empty so there is no point in shoveling that side.
misteragi
That's what I figured. Sentiment stands, though.
ShelbyTheDESTROYER
I’d still shovel it so people don’t think I’m the asshole neighbor and post online thinking I’m the asshole >.>
InfamousGerbil
Idk why you would assume that. It’s completely normal to do only the amount of work necessary.
InfamousGerbil
In fact, if I were the neighbor, i might just use the side that the neighbor cleared and leave mine snowed up. No point in clearing it.
redloki55
Two sides to that story. Not everyone is an asshole and doesn't help out, but you can burn bridges and make it so it happens.
HeywouldJablowme
I was really confused by that one. Like what don't clean the snow off your steps?
AdmJota
Likewise. It took me a while to even get what it was trying to say.
25schmeckles
My neighbor asked me how much money he would have to pay to fuck me. When I asked to borrow a rake... sooo yeah
ThePastySmasher23
Username relevant?
Talligan
Also possible snowsteps is a healthy 20-40yo something and is just a lazy asshole who refuses to do anything.
DickPicEnthusiast
Maybe this was a warm day and the sun doesn't hit all the way across the steps, so only part of the steps was melted
speelydan
Meh, I'd shovel their steps anyway. The nicer I am to them, the more I can hold over them when I call them out for assholing it.
RelartOfGivia
An extra minutes of work. Naaah
secgoat
The statement still stands
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
Why?
secgoat
Because the world has enough assholes already. Do you really want to stoop to that level?
prepareyourbutt
i mean, if asshole neighbor yells at you for touching their property and you "help", resulting in more yelling...
secgoat
If you can't beat em, join em!
markonemick1
Exactly, I know some arsehole neighbours. One went mad when another did something helpful. This statement stands.
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
Maybe snowsteps is an asshole neighbour who stomps their feet when they walk, yells on the phone, runs their 1980s car in the driveway, etc.
Tranced42
Maybe snow steps used Imgur
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
Asshole or not, unless we take turns, you're paying me, or there is a physical limitation preventing you, I'm not shoveling for you.
thecakefartisalie
Seems like we found the asshole neighbor commentors keep mentioning.
UmmmPhrasing
Idk why this is getting downvoted. If I shovel the whole thing every time and they never do, at one point imma stop
thefunbatman
I shovel one of my neighbor's sidewalks in exchange for homemade pesto. Fantastic arrangement.
GingerwithaSoftER
Dude have you ever shoveled snow? This is a small fixable problem that would be nice to do, at little expense to yourself.
dark2456
Dude have you ever shoveled snow? That shit piles up quick and i aint shoveling your 3 feet fucker
InfamousGerbil
Problem? How is it a problem? You cleared a path for yourself, so there is no problem!
popejubal
I'll shovel the whole steps regardless. I'm not going to let their shit change my nature.
FlatPlutoSociety
Right there with you. Unless they ask me to stop, I'll do nice, simple things without expectation of reciprocity. Even if I don't like them.
curmudgeon91
I'm a fairly nice person, but if I have a dickhead neighbor, I'm not doing them favors they don't appreciate. My current neighbor is
curmudgeon91
Obnoxious but genuinely wants to help so I do favors for them. Other side is a jerk about every thing I do. No way I'm helping them.
HitlersWetDream
That amount of snow probably takes less than 30 seconds extra to shovel. So you want me to pay you like 15 cents?
CalemvirReaper
I get paid 50cents a minute, so more like 25
Cocksout1
Do it yourself more like it
MustardDuck
I think that in that case it would probably be easier and faster to do the whole steps instead of half.
SoftBonez
its to do with principle. if your neighbor doesn't return the favor, why should you keep helping them either? usually there is a story 1/2
SaganIsMyLordAndSavior
Because you're a better person?
SoftBonez
Maybe not that good of a person. I like to help people, but I have met people who really do not deserve my help or anyone elses.
SoftBonez
behind steps like this. ive had neighbors i eventually gave up on and just ignored in every way. 2/2
bananerbread
Dude it's 3 Fucking steps. Literally takes 10 Fuckin seconds. Just shovel it you pedantic fuck.
Dshban
It’s so easy, and yet the neighbor apparently can’t be assed to do it.
bananerbread
Or the left neighbor just always gets to it before the right one, for whatever reason, and so never even get the chance to do it.
Cocksout1
Do it yourself
bananerbread
Yeah I would if I got to it first. It's common courtesy to do stuff like that. There's no reason to be so passive aggressive.
darkdragonempress
They specifically said taking turns or if the other had some physical limitation. If they are always the one doing it that can get annoying.
AdmJota
"This is so easy that I can't understand why I should have to do it myself instead of my neighbor doing it for me."
bananerbread
Because it's just common courtesy. Whoever gets to it first just does the whole step. Why is everybody so concerned with having validation
bananerbread
And fairness in what they do for other people. Just be a decent Fucking person. Who cares if they aren't, doesn't mean you don't have to be.