TheOccasionalPlatypus
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Sep 9, 2021 8:12 PM
TheOccasionalPlatypus
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PraiseAzathoth
People think I'm pretty shade. Now Imma yolo my way to the living room to play Nintendo.
MillennialBoi
Torpedoman69
Congrats on the sex.
JColdIron
When they are 18 years old be sure to tell people that they are 216 months old...
drakionx
You make it sound like you're going to do it on purpose. You're going to do it regardless.
BellylintCrumbs
First words after delivery should be: and thusly it has been yote
BangTanElle
By the time they're old enough to get embarrassed by that you might not actually understand the new lingo
Tyneedic
Fetch me a yolo. Stay yeet!
normalushall5
Don't underestimate the hormones. That shit is no joke.
WorthEveryPenny
When the drip is respectable!
imemmental
Congrats OP! I’m in hospital with pre eclampsia and being induced in 10 days unless something dramatic happens sooner. Parent friends!
TheOccasionalPlatypus
Good luck! You’ve got this!!
Rogermooreseyebrow
This is so on Fleet
ChetinBey
Be sure to let your kid know this when they move out at 35 years old
Silverlebelge
It's lit, relative !
WordyWordsington
You'd better get jiggy wit it.
RabidDingo
Yeet the day!
hnngh
Get lit fam.
bigdog838
I don't get it :(
evastria
Dinkum flika
Dumaresquiche
homonymsarequay
They don’t actually talk for a while so it’ll more than a few months till you can do that
BidenduexMaximus
googled lingo app to see wth u were talking about. then duh.
Tyneedic
Play embarrassing songs full blast when picking them up from school in the future too
laurenfirefairy
It is so much fun! I say yeet and cringe allll the time and get fumny looks from my preteens
LeftRightThere
Dude, those noobs are hacking. They wish they were sweats like us. Yeet! Aim bot!
WhatTheFrench
sus hashtag
sanaujiram
Sweaty
matchugegs
Omg I just dabbed a yolo
SLCtechie
When my kid was 2, he held up a hair tie and asked what it was called. I told him it’s called a “pugamah” and he still calls it that. He’s 4
RaakTheGreat
Thank you for your service.
tuxedobob
What?
Bardcrest
When they get older you can buy them so many Nintendos and maybe an x-bonks.
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
But all game systems are "Nintendo"
Bardcrest
exactly
Gonz000
So do they have Battletoads?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
By then, the Pony Weighstation 7 should be available
Bardcrest
It will be so yeet of you to be a cool parent.
Bardcrest
Just remember that whatever you do you do it for the MySpace!
hadtochangemyusernamecauseIgotdivorced
Don't forget to visit my geocities page!
martyroflittlefaith
So they can play fork knife
IHaveUnpopularOpinions
Knifey-spooney?
martyroflittlefaith
I see you’ve played before
woozle
yolo the lit drip, yo
CraftyHooker
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FailedCrate
https://youtube.com/shorts/DBvZGRa6I-E?feature=share Watch out for Mittwoch (Wednesday)!
joanjacobjinglehiemerschmidt
Thaz so bomb! Get crazy wid it coolio!
TheRealOwl
By the time the kid is old enough this will be old people lingo
knowmeandsayhello
Thats yeet fam
DeathLemons
By then it'll be zadooks and reverse shitting.
shankelstoff
That's very on fleek
dontbeabee
Man is that bae or what? Does that dab for you?
DeathLemons
This slaps.
ArcanisTheOmnipotent
Solid tea
CitizenPrime
That's cray-cray
0vid
*Slaps knee*
browncoatsunite
No cap, bruh.
Aphariss84
I told my 10 yr old she was being a yeet-hole… it didn’t help
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Adding the word "hole" to the end of many words makes them awesomely offensive. I love it. So, shove that knowledge in your meat-hole.
ewcovid
Lmao mood fam
mmfrancis
Yolo is a real place
MrStickyCheeks
Bet!
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
Man, you bangin.
YourDepression
Literally
woozle
PamfromTheOffice
This song bops, I'm turnt up
TrashForg
If my kid tells me one more person has the drip i swear I will waterboard him
Supremellamallama
Dat fit doe
olddirtyomelette101
Word around town says you got the drip...sorry bruh some kid told me
TrashForg
I can assure u I do not have the drip but stil ... warrgarbl
CaptainStinkyVonPoopberg
That's so fetch.
snoozer
#winning
Shelest
Cease attempts to incorporate 'fetch' into mainstream culture.
insaneinthehalfbrain
Stop trying to make this a thing
Lokenessluke
I just googled....pussy on the chainwax....uhhh 0 results.
ewcovid
You’re not my real mom
GramGram
BUT I'M YOUR REAL GRAMGRAM. SIT DOWN.
ewcovid
Username checks out