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A Boxer's Christmas
Rich or poor, proactive or procrastinating, we all reach a point in our holiday shopping where the list is down to one, hard-to-shop-for person. Maybe it’s your Great Aunt Mildred who’s 103, who has already bought everything she wants from our Secret Santa store, and has worn the same ugly Christmas sweater since the Nixon administration. Whatever your struggle, we’re here to ease the frustration with our GIFt guides.
NO CAPES!
The past few years in film have been a triumph for superhero fans. Wonder Woman, Logan, Thor: Ragnarok, and a whole utility belt’s worth of good movies graced our screens. Keep your superhero superfans flying high on life with our superhero collection, which features more Thor memorabilia than you can shake Mjölnir at.
The Golden Days
Though years have passed since these nostalgic toys first came on the market, some gifts are simply timeless. No matter what anyone says, you’ll never be too old to play with toys. (Or, you know, get them for your kids. Keep ‘em hip.)
Game On
Not everyone is a gamer. You might think, “Fred already has a good computer, why should I buy an upgrade?” To which Fred would respond, “Imagine eating plain frozen yogurt all your life, and then discovering ice cream sundaes.” We’ve put together a full dessert bar of premium games and gear, including laptops, desktops, consoles, mice, monitors, graphics cards, and other components that do important computer things.
Rated E for Enjoy
If the only thing you know about Beth in IT is that she’s a technophile, then you’re in luck. We’ve got tech toys for every kind of electronic enthusiast: DIY home theaters, photography, VR headsets--there are ROCKETS in here. ROCKETS. What a time to be alive.
Don’t Force It
Forty years of Star Wars fandom has churned out some really creative loot. Are there really people who are paid to dream up Death Star waffle makers, R2-D2 popcorn makers, or Darth Vader Underoos? We’d be jealous if we didn’t post on Imgur for a living.
Cat Tax!
Hopefully we’ve helped you find the perfect present, be it for your Imgur Secret Santa or ornery cousin. Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and a Happy Festivus to the rest of us.
McTricks
That cat's bouta become a dark lord
TheeJarod
Props to eBay for not putting BF2 in the ad.
singallday
How I read the title: “ ‘Tis better to [Jiff] than to receive “ Damnit GIF (G{as in GOOD}-if) : 1 GIF (G{as in GMAIL}-if) : 0
CygnustheBananaSwan
You guys are awesome :) thank you for always helping to spread the good cheer
PonehGrrl
I keep seeing how generous you have been this SESA season and it warms my heart. It makes me smile.
scroly168
SANTA IS FAKE so stop talking about him
f00f1ghter
Then why can't eBay give us these things instead of receiving our money for these things?
NakoSunao
I bought people a bunch of shit and I will get nothing. THAT is the meaning of Christmas.
DiabetesPorn
How much for the cat
DasCreepyGuy
awesomenachos
I like the dog
froqwasket
eBay
shittyusernamesketches
Love love love lol
Dovakin13000
Dad got wolfstine ii for Christmas
ShackledMason
Imgur, the site that rapes you with ads, not banners, not pop ups, but fucking masquerading as actual content.
ShackledMason
AdBlock was invented for cunts like you.
GrailDiary
Honestly, if you’re still shopping at this point then Godspeed.
eBay
ScienceOnImgur
@ebay my secret Santa didn't delivered...would you be my backup gifter? Only in my dreams
chiggachiggawhawha
I’m only upvoting for the Boxer
angelbott
+1
paulwebbpaul
merry catmas
eBay
HONHHONHHONHTITTYCROISSANTS
Better to jif? What
ProfessorThicc
tis better to jiff than to recieve
MrsMNTeach
I didn't even read this post but the first GIF made me laugh out loud.
itzJasonOP
Tis better to JIF?
SugaSugaBoy
This totally sucked me in. I logged some of these toys when I was younger.
eBay
BurntToast127
Even @eBay pronounces it right #gifnotjif
ValkerionTM
This is why I had to upvote.
eBay
EarthAnimalArmy
Damn you eBay, you had me with the santa doggo
eBay
Fochit
@eBay why can't you be my SS...
eBay
Fochit
So that's an obvious yes right ;)
DocVolt
Heil Bay! oh.. not that SS
embo3333
I work for ebay :) I could be your SS
Fochit
@embo3333 honestly that would be great, I've done this 3 years now and haven't actually had anyone send anything back
embo3333
What?!?!?! PM me your deets!!!! I would LOVE to be your secret santa!
embo3333
Aka...not so secret anymore... but what the hell
jujubeez168
says every Imgurian!!
mratio
Brightandshiny
stayshinycapn
Oh HECK YEAH. I used to love me the shit outta some LiteBrite. Time to show my nephews what they've been missing.
eBay
Surrenadee
My hubby got me a LiteBrite for Christmas last year. Best. Gift. Ever. (Me, 39. Him, 51)
IThinkImSmart
The only thing I want for Christmas is net neutrality
Hungrypiemonger
guess you were naughty, way to go.
G0MeatCube
Net Neutrality.
DragoinLord2718
Same; politics are a living nightmare for me.
inkgrrl
I’d take some adult size Darth Vader Underoos as well, to tell the truth. But only after net neutrality is a lock.
artallday
Seconded.
LukeRDavis
Thirded.
iammistermanager
Fourthed
Iknowphotoshop
Fist
waltjrimmer
Sext
BubblesAndSuch
Hey @eBay what's your stance on Net Neutrality? (Worth a shot)
VoidofStatic
SuckAnElf
Against it https://www.ebaymainstreet.com/news-events/net-neutrality-debate-resurfaces
BubblesAndSuch
That says they're for it.
SuckAnElf
Ah shit, I meant they're against the repeal. I'm a moron.
Itchy73
.
leon512
Hoping for a response..
flamecoloredskies
D O T
StormtrooperFKD47
https://www.ebaymainstreet.com/issues/net-neutrality
DoctorNumberFour
They're a company entirely based on the internet...
ashtonn4
I'm 33... with an 18 y/o brother...i have no idea what to get him...what do the kids like these days??
kittenkatt
I got my young person classic comedy films that are new to him that are going to blow his mind. Mel Brooks collection, Top Secret, Stripes.
Upvooote
Depending on the kid, Video games or sports. Find out what kind he likes, maybe get a console like the Nintendo Switch or Xbox one. If a 1/?
Upvooote
Jock, posters and stuff for his fav team.Or you know shoot em a text and make him guess a present. He'll tell ya through the guesses maybe 2
MynameisnotBillMurry
First start off by treating him like an adult then put a bow on it then we'll have one less generation of 30yr old kids to deal with.
Chisagab
A job.
DocVolt
i got mine a new toolbox. he loves fixing his 1970 vespa moped
HosniMubark
Memes. The dank variety is preferred.
dyingfromanxiety
If he likes to stay fashionable, he may like a new pair of shoes from his favorite brand.
FireBreathingStockBroker
18yos? Boobs. Mostly.
Gorgonak
Yeah give them boobs!
IntergalacticCinematic
I got mine a Spotify premium account. I’m 36, he’s 20
IntergalacticCinematic
And if you buy the family plan, you get six premiums. One for you and you can gift the other 5. $14.99 a month. Gift that keeps on giving.
doctorbees
I thought it was 4 accounts, and you technically have to live at the same address (not that they have any way to enforce that).
IntergalacticCinematic
Definitely not. We’re all in different states.
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ChuckTingleBattlesTheAssGoblinsofAuschwitz
so you got him something he isn't interested in? get him a gun or a vape.
LVL80CatLady
I'll be your little sister if i can have the ps4 and games
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LVL80CatLady
Catlady I am
celestedrake
Video games? But seriously, ask him for a wishlist. Even if you do not want to give straight off the wishlist, you can guess other things.
ashtonn4
His answer was "a merry Christmas"... and then he stopped replying... he's a bit of a little shit...
ITalkAboutGoats
Candy + a donation to a charity that he approves of
celestedrake
Ah. In that case you have a few options. 1. Amazon gift card or the like. Everyone wants one, but it does not seem 'heartfelt', so it is (1)
celestedrake
less likely to be given. Narrows down the choices from just money, but not much. 2. Silly Christmas junk to go in spirit of just a happy (2)
celestedrake
Christmas. Probably will not be well liked unless he thinks it is so bad it is good. 3. Candy/sweet you think he might enjoy/is not (3)