MRW a customer orders something off the menu and wants me to make it "super spicy"

Jul 27, 2017 11:37 PM

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FP Edit: Sat down to have some dinner myself and came back to this thing on FP :) Thank you, Imgurians :) The customer was a lady. She had a gluten free, vegan hot pot (dont get me started...), consisting of broccoli, garlic, onions, asparagus, kale, tomatoes and chick peas with a light tomato sauce. And i enhanced the whole thing with dangerously generous amounts of jalapeƱos, ghost chiles, sriracha powder and 6 pepper blend. She finished the whole thing and said she loved it :)

Unless I'm crying, it's not spicy enough. If I immediately start hiccuping, it's a scorpion poison derivative and I need to leave.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ordered max spicey at an Indian restaurant once... my sinus has never been clearer

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When the server sets the plate down.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

She should've said "Damn good!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just here to upvote the Arm.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

M e a N W h i L E

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

LeTs RoCk...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forget sweating, unless your crying and have uncontrollable hiccuping it's not spicy enough

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you also make it boneless?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend does this all the time. Rarely has she been impressed. Me, I'm a spice wimp, jalapenos burn me out.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yea the statue behind him says a lot...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do that at my ramen shop. I sweat but its nothing special

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I ask places to make it "as hot as you can" and it's always meh

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always upvote twin peaks +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've done this numerous times, knowing what to expect. Even as I sat on my porcelain throne for what seemed eternity, I regretted nothing.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We're just not gonna talk about the statute in the background?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My husband asks this and always loves the results. He ate fish eyes once, didn't mind them he said.

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you can stop now

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I'm not shitting fire, it wasn't spicy enough

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was one of my favorite episodes of that show. Sooooooo weird!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TWIN PEAKS!!

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For the love of God and all that is holy....

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Dance, everybody Dance!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, I think it's blood.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Rejected by Don Hertzfeld

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ooh god call scooby doo. the interdimensional beeing is back.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spicy eh? Have to talk to management.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Salsa macha. Gets em every time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yes!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

make him pay.

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Make him gay

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd assume he's paying, it's a restaurant.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is how goods and services work, yes.

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

But can I buy a peanut?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

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just started watching this show with my GF.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Me too. Currently struggling through the weird middle part of season 2, though...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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I know we love it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly I ask for super spicy and it never comes out hot enough.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same here. People are such pussies.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not that they lack toughness but that their bodies react differently to the oil. I can't have any or my IBS causes horrible cramps.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Depends on where you go. I can kinda gauge the situation. I went to one place and requested "literally try to kill me". was less spicy than

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A medium hot at other places.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Michael J. Anderson is a severely under-rated actor! It's a tad criminal how little work he gets compared to Peter Dinklage.

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And that's exactly why he's not back with the new series. The little prick.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He accused David Lynch of molesting David Lynch's daughter? I'm sorry for being confused. I am exhausted.

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