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Jun 29, 2021 10:23 AM
LifeConfessionguy1
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lurkingcabbage
#7 Well if you squint just right, it technically can be magic... sort of.
UmamiMama
I'm still confused by the picture..
ThanosTheGreat
Yain’t ready for yaren’t yet.
ZerithScarlet
#2
nipaxon
As someone who works with ventilation that is spot on. Also firedampers would stop you from even pass through.
FrippTricky
#20 nah. 4, 5, 1, 2, 3, then 6.
catzmiyow
#23 *y'all
whatspaulplayingtoday
It's bothering the shit out of me, too.
lotsofpun
Sadly, not much to the story: https://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/29/faked.death.arrest/index.html
C0ckLockedandReadytoRock
Lol 1989.. yea thats about 20 years ago... hahah
chromed
Sounds right to me don't know why we're laughing
YouHaveNoodsAndIHaveAnInbox
Y’all’er just now learning about complex contractions?
INeedACleverNameToPutHere
#23 Also Y'all'd've You all would have
phukerstone
i'd've never thought of that.
MetaSomma
Came here to say this
Christoball
Whomst’d’ve.
Iaskquestionablequestions
'nt.
Andalite
TheWalkinDude19
You're absolutely right, but I love it anyway cause it's such a classic cheap shot at Taco Bell.
sarahjane138
Taco Bell has never done me wrong. If I so much as drive by a Jack in the Box though.
lostknight0727
Right, I've never had an issue with Taco Bell. Maybe some people are lactose intolerant and the sour cream is causing the poops
MadamPuddifoot
It's y'all*, though
FlatPlutoSociety
And y'all'd know that if y'all'd've spent any time in the south, but I guess y'all'dn't've wanted to expand your horizons like that.
joshpurple
yaddiex3
#1 So what did he actually get arrested for? Why the mugshot?
TheWalkinDude19
Faking your death is illegal.
galapas
marcosantonioreisdantas
If this was reddit I would say r/suddenlycaralho!
DKConstant
https://youtu.be/Uf2RYFeQ6Rk
Myothercarisadelorean
Yoink
glacialbae
I like "hands at dawn"
colinstu
It's been 8hrs and I'm still baffled as to what that could mean.
Andalite
That’s been around since before I was a teen over ten years ago
TheFunionKnight
Well look at you Mr/Mrs look at me I'm young
daboogiemansta
YankeeShame
That’s done wrong. It should be “y’all” not “ya’ll”. Also, you can throw multiple apostrophes ‘cause this y’ain’t in English class.
yohoPirateKing
"Y'ain't in English class" love it.
qtRaven
#20 And completely ignore 7, 8, 9.
visinedrops78
Y'all'd've.
rossdonohue
#7 unfortunately that's just math, math when it runs out of both Latin and Greek letters
1arthurdayne365
Bayesian statistics, specifically
Higure
Pretty standard probability theory, by the looks of it.
Ermahgerdness
Statistics, specifically. I think there’s only Latin and Greek letters in there?
SulkingRaccoon
Bayesian statistics, more specifically. Based on the description of the problem and the stuff inside the integral 1/2
SulkingRaccoon
I think they are proving that the exponential likelihood has a gamma conjugate prior?
renamingbecauseIdontcarefordaddiesofbusiness
#20 4,5,1,2,3,6
wHatThEQuAk
Why
renamingbecauseIdontcarefordaddiesofbusiness
Because I don't think 1 is actually bad enough to completely skip
wHatThEQuAk
I mean why only 4 n 5 and then the prequels? Like what does it change :'D
renamingbecauseIdontcarefordaddiesofbusiness
Both trilogies have a twist part way through. 5 has the vader twist and 3 has the Palpatine twist. This order preserves both reveals.
renamingbecauseIdontcarefordaddiesofbusiness
Also most versions of 5 don't say the name Palpatine or show his face well enough to give it away. But I wouldn't be surprised if the newest
drduffer
If the plural of y’all is all y’all, is the plural of yain’t “none yain’t”?
phukerstone
*none o'y'ain't.
drduffer
Ah, yes. That’s it. Thanks. ⬆️
phukerstone
of course, my dear doctor.
TheWalkinDude19
#16 This is absolutely my favorite one of that meme format so far, hands down.
densistemurikanen
#20 4, 5, 2, 3, 6
artistandascholar2000
The correct order: 3.5, 4, 5, 6 — that’s it. Nothing more exists.
afewgoodhens
Machete order!
Lvl20GoblinChampion
GhostMerc86
This is the way
renamingbecauseIdontcarefordaddiesofbusiness
I don't hate 1. But I agree with the order. Especially if using a cut other than the newest one
Jonnythetrout
Would you start with Rogue One?
renamingbecauseIdontcarefordaddiesofbusiness
No.
terribletruth
Episode 1 gave us Duel of the Fates so it wasn't all bad. Also the best lightsaber battle until later movies.
Raileks
sigh, fine... 4, 5, last 1/3 of 1, 2, 3, 6
PaintedSlate
borisperrons
Note the (very important) lack of 1 in there.
LCMcG
This is why it's reffered to as the Machete method. Just chop that turd right outta there. (I like 1, but it is a turd)
DangerTrain
Missing Duel of the Fates is a shame though.
Tryagainnow
#21 I just can't believe they're all the same size.
ArmathyAndTheUnfinishedBusiness2
#6 I still haven't figured it out
UncleBuckFutter
#6 can't figure it out and now brain. angry.
TellinItFrankly
There's a baby on his back.
imasneakypineapplehead
Thank god I’m not the only one
joshpurple
iCurse
Ah so the dude just has a tiny lower body!
Dresweet
Siamese twins that share a head
LinkGoesHIYAAA
You’ll see the baby’s head more clearly if u focus on the hair. His face blends with the adult’s.
BurtMaklinFBI
Scrolled down for this - still confused....
CandyFlossHair
It looks photoshopped to me. Like the line between their faces has been intentionally blended in.
marcosantonioreisdantas
Really bad cameras can do this.
GeneralWho
Here's the cutoff that I see
Baby's looking more straight ahead than the adult is.
hatpinrusty350
Wow! Thankyou. That was making me frustrated. DOH
svent
I agree, except that the very lower end of the red line should go rightwards - you can see a change in tone near the kid's shoulder,
svent
and that would make the kid's head the right shape too.
DigiT00l
How does that baby have exactly the same skin tone as his dad?
Shamwowser
Genetics probably
UncleBuckFutter
GeneralWho
1TrueKingInTheNorth
#20 actually it goes 4, 5, 2, 3, 6. 1 can either be skipped or thrown in before 2
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
#20 and stop right after that.
FlatPlutoSociety
Eh, TFA and TLJ have lots of enjoyable moments despite massive flaws. ROS is the only one I suggest avoiding at all costs.
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
TFA was OK-ish, but TLJ is a complete disaster. It was impossible for ROS to recover from that.
LariCheltsy
#20 4-1-5-2-6-3 preserves all secrets
LincLoud
415263, Rogue One, Mandalorian.
DorthLous
Alternatively, Star Wars Rogue 1 very last scene-4-5-a phantom edit-6-mandalorian
omnicorpse
Not 100% sure on the phantom edits contents, but I can see skipping 1 and just having 2/3 as a flashback makes sense after 5.
DorthLous
Phantom edit has barely any of 1, just enough to make the 2-3 parts hold better. Sadly, the original one is hard to find (have it).
DorthLous
You can find recreations or remix, however, but your mileage may vary. Still, the original dwells in a few places.
LeftRightThere
My friend doesn’t understand this
somethingsomethingaskingforafriend
my username is relevant
Lamorphe
Right?
Lamorphe
That's me, I'm the friend!
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
My friend either.
jonathandoeingham
Thank you, kind that you asked for me? Is this you, Tony?
Mikeiller
I don't understand this and I don't have any friends.
LifeConfessionguy1
Its missing the top , my bad. The title is does revove around captain America and the guy is always showing the way
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
Whay
TheJokeWrecker
StrokeTheFurryWall
Who hurt you?
RegginaPhalange
drenix
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
vystral
Gonna need more than that bud
fadingstarlight
I'm more lost than before. Did you use Google translate ?
fencer1964
Wait, what? Not helpful, sorry.
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
dogmoind
Fishypants
Weeeee wooooo weeee woooo
popcornhullinyourtooth
Did you have a stroke? Or autocorrect victim?
anvitas
call a bondulance
ollikahn
NawaKam
?
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
That didn't help, I'm afraid.
MarsIsAfire
Hi Afraid, I'm also confused.
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
Hello Also Confused, nice to meet you.
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wylkyn
It's very simple. The title is the captain of the America is showing of the revove. The guy!
StevieMcSteveface
Mamptain Camerica is having a stronk! Call a Mambulance!
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
MasterKhajiit
It's y'ain't. They got it wrong.
TheRealPumpkinQueen
Thank you, came here to say this.
DoughSlayer
Yaren't
TK421isAFK
Depends on geography. Some places say "yaint" as one syllable, some say "yuh-aint" as 2 syllables.
theguywiththevoice
Ya'lln't
phukerstone
ayuh.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Maine?
phukerstone
just read a lot of Stephen King, actually.
PoopyProblem5
Its actually y'allint
CptRobotNinja
Nnnnunnnchuckssss
notinitforthepoints
It's y'ain't, actually
DoctorCoktopus
Y'oink
JoylessGreyhound
Oi you! Don't you fucking start!
MadamPuddifoot
And it's y'all.
UniqueUsername87692
Y'all'n't
tm85naibsel360
Truth. Also, ain't is am is and not. Are not is aren't, a legitimate contraction.
TK421isAFK
You ain't right about that.
Dragonfury5
Ai is not gonna do it! Good ole southern talk, not proper, but real nonetheless
blumpk1npie
Ruik
I thought it was the rat guy from one of the Harry Potter movies but it's that tiger guy people used to care about.
ohnonotagain42
This dude makes me extremely uncomfortable.
dunkum09
also y'ain't is still "you are not". the "all" doesn't really fit into there, so that chart is wrong
SmeesNotVeryGoodTwin
Y'a'in'st'd've
MissAizea
You all are not coming to my party
DynamaxAgumon
You are not would be Y'aren't.
DynamaxAgumon
Y'all'd've know that if you grew up in the south
Whooa
Beautiful
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DynamaxAgumon
I was going for known but I'm incapable of writing without typos.
sssmith5
Y'all'dn't've known unless...
BringBackZachBraff
Anyone who contracts you all to ya’ll and not y’all deserves prison time.
TakeYouAway
In any other contraction BOTH words are shortened though, ya'll makes more sense.
Drylegs
Ya'll is ya will.
STGxDante
Or just yall
supercalifrajelisticexpealidocious
Wrong. It's a contraction. It needs the apostrophe... according to Mr. Johnson from 3rd grade. I wonder what he's doing now. Hell, probably.
Ohyesireallydidthat
Yal'l need Jesus
MakeMeACakeOrGrillMeASteak
He'll probably what?
STGxDante
Damn dude and all my 3rd grade teacher did was teach us the n word.
TK421isAFK
Somehow I imagine "y'all" and "y'ain't" were very common words in y'alls' school.
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obnoxiousfox
Because apostrophe is for the missing letters (the o and the u in "you". Ya'll might work if it contracted "Ya" and "all" instead of "you".
wookiepoodoo
Won't?
JRivero
Non-native english speaker here. What's the reasoning behind "ain't" then?
LetumComplexo
In a single contraction the apostrophe takes the place of the rightmost chain of removed characters. Note it does not replace *all* missing
igniskonig
It's a bit of reading for the etymology. Comes originally mostly from "am not" and "are not" > "an't". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ain%27t
obnoxiousfox
Good point! It's all slang and not proper English but the apostrophe is for missing o in not, but ain't is not really based on specific 1/2