May 17, 2019 9:33 AM

AlexSkullUterna

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The Good Pigeons are after him

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too graphic for the snowflakes. The fate that awaits us all unless some sane people start standing up to this crazy SJW stuff.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Celebrity protection program. That's Steven... Steven Seagull.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lawyer: what do you mean you couldn't get the seagull to sign the release form?! okay, fine. get me the VFX people.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd recognise that wing anywhere, Steven seagull...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was giving everyone the bird

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WikiLeaks reports that the bird's name is Jonathan, middle name Livingston.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Darn Steven seagull

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Maybe he was injured and it was too gory to show on TV?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It had to be embarrassed. It’s the right thing to do for it’s mental health. The mocking from the other seagulls would be relentless

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nanny state problems.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

What is the deal with Sweden anyway?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, yeah. Are you saying that all seagulls look the same, and we wouldn't know the difference? Shame!

6 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

National geographic should now add filters to animals faces!

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Pretty sure that is b/c of auto-blurring of faces in the post-edit software. Locked on the eyes of the birb and though "ah what the hell..."

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was a pigeon, cant fool me

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's Jonathan Livingston Seagull!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Seagulls" don't exist. They are just "gulls" if you don't know what species they are.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probably didn’t sign the waiver.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is probably younger than 18.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it the victim in an international conspiracy that has recently had Julian Assange arrested?

6 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

We'll never know.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

v

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A case of: a little bird told me

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or this seagull said it had been sexually harassed by Julian Assange...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When did that country get so retarded?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Somewhere around 1400 ad

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I smell a dane

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Certainly can’t protect its citizens. Might as a well pretend to protect something.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 12

Protect them from what exactly? Spell it out for me.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

If you don’t understand the reference and the problem on your own, spelling it out for you will clearly have no impact. GL.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Oh I got the reference. I just wanted to determine what flavor of fuckwit you are. Turns out it's pretentious an smug. What a surprise.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to guess it's a comment about some problems caused by a large group of immigrants, and Swedens head-in-the-bush approach.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Ahhhh. Somebody gets it. There’s an upvote for you

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

rules are not always practical, and probably the people in the picture thinks its funny or retarded too. But they have to follow it.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yeah, no. Blurring animal faces is not a rule in Sweden. Source: I've seen animals on TV.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Blurring the seagull is a joke...

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was done as a joke

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No, they don't. To blur out faces is a self-imposed rule that the media has adopted to protect the identity of a person. No "have to" here.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

... it's a seagull...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My idea is that the bird had some open wounds so they blurred those off in the tv. But thats beyond the point of the "joke"

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That seagull testified against the Swedish mafia. He's a hero!

6 years ago | Likes 926 Dislikes 3

*House mafia

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Swedish Fish Mafia more like

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, he did all the drug trafficking

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Swedish House Mafia

6 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 2

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn Seagull.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Schweizer Haus Mafia

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Is that like the Australian habsburgs?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Au recht so

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Nu börjar det gå för långt

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

liksom USA's spotify fiascot.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, swedes, they make life as a norwegian more fun

6 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 5

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Have you heard how you guys speak? Just sayin'

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Kamelåså dammit

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Ditto, man. Ditto.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a dane, I concur

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

As a wannabe low budget German*

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Ow. Not trying to insult anyone, just appreciating Swedes <3

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

<3

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To be honest, "Wannabe low budget German" was frankly hilarious. Never read that one before xD

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

We love our rich and spoiled little brother Norway. Let's make a union again, so we can have your money and you our competency

6 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

Perkele:(

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OUR MONEY! *ANGRY DANISH NOICES*

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Look at this healthy comment section. I JUST LOVE IT!?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Danskjävel

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

”Utskitet ur kalk och vatten”

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Danskarna är reko kom igen nu

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Ssh, inte så de hör!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0