quarrelswiththesky
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Baby turtle!
My husband out in the pouring rain saving Mama Snapper from the road last June.
He grabbed a snow shovel to pick her up because she was so big, I have still have no idea how he saw her from our porch!
He brought her to the water in our front yard and a few hours later we found Mama Snapper laying eggs in our backyard. I guess she figured her babies would be safe with us since he saved her from the road.
We were sitting outside our front porch this afternoon and started to see little wiggly things moving about!
My husband found a few babies already in our front yard and picked them up because we had some large birds in the water eyeing them for a tasty snack.
Not on our watch, you feathery f*cks.
Opening up the hole to make sure all the babies get out.
So many shells! We have found some in prior years but pretty sure an animal ate them and we were so bummed out.
We had put ten in the water already, three more just hatched and two were wiggling in their shell!
Last ones! This makes 15 total.
Loving their new home.
Putting more babies in the water and standing guard from large predatory birds. Husband was having fun shooting his .22 over their head to scare them off.
The last three we put in the water. I love how they just hatched a few minutes prior and their little feet are already so comfortable in the water.
RicanHavoc
Happy 40th!!!
Wookiwook
What a great save! Compassion is tge bestest thing we can give ♥️
RatherDashingOne
Just wait until they're teenagers. You'll be dropping pizzas in the pond every night.
totoro666
quarrelswiththesky
I am soooooo saving that one for future reference to tease the husband ??? ahhhhh hahaha EPIC!
DestroyAllMonsters
Good job.
RonSwansonIsReallyProudOfYou
lozeldatkm
nitpicking here but that Simpsons poster looks like post-90s animation style
firehawkcultist
I found a baby snapper too last year, thought it was a dirty toy till it started crawling in my hand
cleverplaydoh
Only a baby and already looks like it’s run out of fucks. Impressive.
TurtIeproof
Thanks again for the lift, pal.
GoodDogsBront
Digging up and releasing sea turtle nests as they pip was one of the most rewarding experiences of my life. I'm glad y'all got to enjoy it
thefreckledfox
Y’all did good saving those sweet babies!!
DestroyAllMonsters
Gameras all.
Toiletseatpolio
Gamera...Gamera...Gamera is really neat, Gamera is filled with meat, we all love you Gamera...
quarrelswiththesky
the Friend of All Children
idontfinishmysentences
This post is awesome. You guys are awesome. Tell hub thanks for being a hero
quarrelswiththesky
Will do. ☺️?
aWildDratini
Florida?
quarrelswiththesky
Michigan ✋?
Babinator
Ohhh sweet babies
LinkinPiper
"Not today you feathery fuck!" said the man with dreads. "Squawk you" said the feathery fuck.
quarrelswiththesky
LinkinPiper
ReverseTrapTsukasa
Tinoki
Baby Bowsers
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Thank you for protecting the babies.
itisanimgurnaccount
You need some ooze, and a pet hamster with karate skills.
LosPer
This is awesome @op! Accolade awarded! Now you'll have your own snapper army to ride into battle one day!
quarrelswiththesky
idonthinksoo
Omg baby spikes!
Turingengine
I rescue turtles. Any type, anywhere. Had a few sliders hatch for me but never snappers, tho mamas have visited. Damn fine work you guys!
quarrelswiththesky
Thank you!!!
1mnotbad1mjustdrawnthatway
Love how the little bastards can already hold their breath for so long. Utterly impressive; turtles are awesome.
quarrelswiththesky
Agreed!!!
RubberChickenTenders
She would take off your finger if given the chance.
quarrelswiththesky
Agreed! Hence the snow shovel.
dancingbarefootonlego
I’m trying to figure out where you are but the snow shovel keeps confusing me. Please ‘splain
quarrelswiththesky
There are some states that experience snow. So we have snow shovels. To push the snow around so we can move. ‘Splained nuff?
dancingbarefootonlego
Guess I thought snapping turtles occurred mainly in areas with warmer climates, was just curious to learn something new
tk41870
Make sure the pond has a lot of minnows/small fish now.
quarrelswiththesky
Ohhhhh they do. Sooo many. That’s why we have so many egrets and great blue herons we were trying to protect the babies from.
BitchinBotanist
I’m usually not for altering nature but this is pretty cool...
orbitn
Then why did you hire me to cybernetically enhance these geese?
yourlostcarkey
You can forget fishing for your table from that pond. These babies will clear out all your fish.
ibringthezahs
Just wait till they’re teenagers !
quarrelswiththesky
Right? Lots of pizza, keep them training with their rat Sensei, and try to hold them off on being so horny for April.
NotTinyPancakes
I've seen how turtles do it, I don't think she'd have been very satisfied anyway.
quarrelswiththesky
Not if they have tiny pancakes.
Lovesquid28
You will now have an eternally loyal army of biting shell beasts. Good job!
JustCarved
If I wanted an army of anything to deal with zombies it would be snapping turtles. They move at the same pace. Time for popcorn
HillOfBeans
I hope @op has plenty of pizza. They will be teenagers in no time.
laurenlena1
It’s that time of year. One of the snappers from our pond tried to cross the road to lay her eggs. Neighbor poked her with a rake til she
laurenlena1
Turned back. Too many of them go in the road and get run over. I got picture of her.
Zuzab
It takes 14 months for a turtle egg to hatch?
quarrelswiththesky
Nope! Mama laid her eggs June 12 2020 and they hatched today
Zuzab
I was just making a joke about the last June thing too, no worries, pretty sweet you got to see the babies
mooreuscg
It’s a really cool story, and the pictures are awesome, but I don’t know anybody who refers to June of the current year as “last June”.
quarrelswiththesky
I know. I saw that after I posted. Cringe.
quarrelswiththesky
I mean I noticed that. See how good I am with the wording shit? ??
mooreuscg
It’s all good. I think you can edit? I don’t know. I’ve barely ever submitted anything. Certainly never made front page.
quarrelswiththesky
I tried!!! I don’t think so. Booooo. But I hear you and you’re right. Last June? This past June? A couple months ago? Damn it... no idea ?
CatatonicCowMoo
I like your husbands head. I like his hair.
quarrelswiththesky
I do too ❤️ he had hair down past his ass when I met him and he sheepishly told me that he always dreamt of getting dreads but didn’t 1/2
quarrelswiththesky
2/2 think anyone would like them. I sent him to a hairdresser for his 50th and told him to go nuts. He rocks them and I love how happy he is
CatatonicCowMoo
You're the best partner anyone could ask for! Keep on loving him the right way!
quarrelswiththesky
I truly appreciate that. Thank you.