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Kofuns
Kofuns are giant Japanese gravemounds which are usually shaped like keyholes. Their size can vary from a few meters to the Daisen Kofun which is the biggest grave in the world covering an area of 460,000m². Many of these date back to the 3rd century, but with few exceptions, the government doesn’t allow excavation. These are mostly off limits because no one wants to accept that the Japanese imperial family probably came from Korea in the 3rd through 6th centuries CE. The Japanese government actually has people in little guardhouses by the biggest Kofun all day, just to make sure no one climbs them.
( original post by happysmilepanda: https://imgur.com/a/pzGrn9y )
Pluto's Gate
Pluto's Gate is an archeological site in southwestern Turkey that was discovered in 2013. The site was a temple that was dedicated to the god of the underworld. It was built on top of a cave which emits toxic gases. Deadly vapors still waft out of this “gate to hell” and it still claims the lives of unfortunate birds that get too close. Ritual animal sacrifices were common at the site. Tourists are forbidden to get too close to this site.
Bolton Strid
River Wharf in Yorkshire, England is 30-feet across with frothing currents and waves, but downstream at around Bolton Abbey it suddenly turns into a rather calm creek just a few feet wide. Water doesn’t disappear anywhere but the whole river changes orientation. Waters begin to flow vertically in the tight shaft created by the natural rock. The stream hosts multiple underwater cave systems and dangerous currents below the surface. No person who has fallen into the Strid has ever come out of it alive and its underwater geology is still unexplored
Emperor Qin Shi Huang Di's Tomb
Entry into the tomb of Chinese Emperor Qin Shi Huang Di is forbidden. Although his Terracotta Warriors have been excavated, no one has ever entered his tomb. He was the most tyrannical and violent leader in Chinese history, so there is a lot of superstition about evil spirits around his tomb. Ancient historians wrote that the tomb contains rivers of mercury mechanically operated to flow like real rivers. Modern tests have reported mercury levels in the soil over 100 times what occurs naturally, so it could prove dangerous to open it. The Chinese government does not allow the tomb to be opened and restricts people from access to the land surrounding the tomb.
Black Mountain
The Black Mountain in Queensland, Australia is pretty much just a giant pile of granite boulders, some the size of a house. The absence of soil between the boulders and rocks create a maze of gaps and passages, which can be used to penetrate inside the mountain. There are massive internal caves systems that change over time due to collapses and therefore the mountain hasn’t been mapped yet. The mountain whistles and moans in the wind and locals don’t get TV or radio signals. Visitors are forbidden to climb or even approach the mountain. Few people have ever explored the caves and come out alive.
Red Zones
There is a chain of non-contiguous areas throughout France called the Red Zones which the French government isolated after the World War 1 and access to these areas is still forbidden. These areas are saturated with unexploded shells (including gas shells), grenades and rusty ammo. The soil is still heavily polluted by lead, mercury, chlorine, arsenic, various dangerous gases, acids, and human and animal remains that the government considers it impossible to clean and human life is still impossible in the zone. In some of these places, 99% of plant life still dies and agriculture is considered impossible 100 years later.
Monkey Island
Morgan Island a.k.a the Monkey Island is a 4,500-acre sea island off the coast of South Carolina. The island is uninhabited and is home to a breeding colony of approximately 3,500 rhesus monkeys, who are naturally infected with Herpes B, which is deadly to humans. The island has become a Primate Research Center. Only researchers are allowed on the island and their first rule on the island is not to get peed upon by the monkeys. Tourists aren’t allowed on the island.
Snake Island
Ilha da Queimada Grande (a.k.a. Snake Island) is located 93 miles from São Paulo and is untouched by human developers because the island is densely populated with venomous snakes. Researchers estimate between one and five snakes live per square meter on the island. The Brazilian Navy has it quarantined and one biologist quoted “you are never more than 3 feet from death” on the island. The government of Brazil has banned anyone, except researchers, from landing there.
Darien Gap
The Darien Gap is a 100-mile gap in the Pan-America Highway, covering terrain that includes Panama and Columbia, but is effectively governed by neither. Most of it is marshland and with virtually no infrastructure it is a wet cesspool of tropical disease and, historically, paramilitary groups. People do live in it, in certain regions, and migrants traverse its more worn paths out of desperation, but it's virtually guaranteed to claim the lives of the careless. There is nothing of civilization or man's law there.
Bottomless Lakes
Bottomless lakes in New Mexico are what they sound like. Some of the small lakes have “no bottom” and feed underground rivers and streams stretching hundreds and possibly thousands of miles. Trackers that have been tossed in have been found days later in the Gulf of Mexico. They have claimed many lives of careless swimmers and some of the lakes are now sealed off.
Source: https://factrepublic.com/25-forbidden-and-dangerous-places-you-should-never-visit/
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JoannaLovebody
I've been to Black Mountain tho. Got some nice ammo, met some nice mutants. Everything cool there
TheManInTheWall
Great radio signal too!
Dammitcyril
What about the Isle of Naboombu?
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
You're tickling the edges of my memories. What is that from? Bedknobs and Broomsticks?
Dammitcyril
That’s the one
MichaPositivityHero
Very cool and interesting post!
Realborisboef
Indeed it is
Rin007
It's a good repost. Not recent but it's frequent enough.
FeChefImgur
At least it was linked to the post it was copied from, a small saving grace.
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Agreed but good enough that i still upvote. A nice break from the norm
Lexgeddon
Little-known fact: Kofuns can be sealed up to keep the heartless at bay.
keyblader1985
Ayyy
wooliebooger
Gawrsh
zochRot
Heartless?
Mullensandtheoctopus
Kingdom hearts reference
HarryPotter918
Lol. Nice reference. Have an upvote.
Regularsizerudy
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HarryPotter918
It’s from Kingdom Hearts. The heartless are the enemy. You use the “key blade” to seal key holes.
StewieWonder
I have been scuba diving at the bottomless lakes they are very cool.
bobtheaxolotl
A lot of this is horseshit. According to the post, no one's allowed to approach Black Mountain. In reality, it's a national park.
valdemarjoergensen
According to OP: Australian government "Black mountain is dangerous and off limits". Reality "Uh pretty, nice place for a highway lookout".
bobtheaxolotl
Or the thing about trackers in the "bottomless lakes" ending up in the gulf of Mexico. And the Darien Gap is just swampland where it was too
bobtheaxolotl
expensive to build the highway. Those are just the ones I googled. Haven't looked into the others, yet.
ProbablyNotTheDevil
The Strid one is true. I live in York and have visited it.
fathersisterberzerker
Darian gap just swampland? As in it wasn't used for drug trafficking and refugees and isn't super dangerous without any sort of law?
bobtheaxolotl
You mean like most of the rest of central America?
organiclife3
I couldn't find anything on that whole "trackers have been found days later in the gulf of Mexico" claim...anyone got anything on that?
AllMyFavoritesAreFood
Wikipedia says they aren’t bottomless and the water “percolates” into them https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottomless_Lakes_State_Park
Fairemont
I love that word
onthe6ball
we have a similar lake legend here. From a small lake, it's said you will be found in the Finger Lakes of NY. I think to keep kids away.
JudgeVonDoom
There is a similar body of water in AZ called Montezuma’s Well. Researchers have tried to reach the bottom but the current pushes u back up
JudgeVonDoom
The water comes from deep underground and then spills out into a nearby river system. It also has aquatic species that only live there
CodyBurkett
That is a super neat spot.
JudgeVonDoom
I especially like how people drive down I-17 and have no clue it’s there and the trailer trash desert rednecks that live nextdoor to it too
illegalacorn
That's because it's made up bullshit, continental divide alone refutes it.
jkeeling
I thought continental divide applied to surface water. Does it also apply to subterranean systems?
CommunCreator
Of course if does; subsurface water flows much more slowly than surface water, but it does flow downhill.
CommunCreator
Ackshually, it doesn’t. Bottomless Lakes S. P. is just east of the Pecos River, which flows eventually into the Gulf of Mexico.
AirKeytar
"99% of plant life dies" shows picture of lush forest.
sweetnaivety
I was thinking that too but then wondering what kind of crazy plants would be evolving in there..
Norua
It says "In some of these places", so obviously the picture isn't one of these places.
Daeyelle
That’s the 1%! Imagine if the rest still lived
Satanicsmallblock
Dead on- that shit is not true. Farmers still turn up unexploded ordinance with plows. It’s green an healthy- could blow you to pieces but
Satanicsmallblock
Not a dead zone by any means. Additionally, human and animal remains are long gone by this point and are only nutrient.
zoeaW1ndXI
I went to one of the orange zones, at the frontline of the battle of the Somme and very easily found shrapnel from artillery...
zoeaW1ndXI
...imagine how bad it must be in the red zones a few cm below the ground!
Satanicsmallblock
It’s macabre but I want to go there so bad. You can read about it forever but it has to be so visceral to touch it. Incredible.
zoeaW1ndXI
I highly recommend going if you can. There's a few museums which give great detail about the immediate local area in the war.
Satanicsmallblock
Dan Carlin (podcaster) does a great 4 part series on WW1...he covers the magnitude of ordinance expended throughout the Somme in depth
Lordhartley
You forgot Canvey Island, Essex, England - its a shithole
Snotty128
As a kid I put up with being dragged round the camping shop because we then got to go to the arcade and play APB (all points bulletin)
SirBarnabusMontesforteWinsomTheThird
APB. You just made a chunk of my childhood drop on my head. Spam the siren to get them to pull over. Donuts for more time.
mal5341
The Japanese government doesn't deny a Korean link. Emperor Akihito publicly said in 2001 that he was descended from the Korean royal line.
vindik8or
Not the government itself, but the Imperial Household Agency maintains the fictions and prevents archaeologists from investigating them.
Jupman
False they have a museum. And have excavated several. There no reason to do the others. It's not Egypt.
briarios3000
OP has an agenda. Blatant lie in the first item.
mal5341
Sauce: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2001/dec/28/japan.worlddispatch
EntropyReign
Yeah, the tombs of emperors are protected because they're... the tombs of emperors.
Jupman
The excavated a few for scientific purposes. There us a museum in Dalai City south of Osaka.
InDubiousBattle
I figure they don't want imperial treasures ending up on the black market due to illegal excavations, either.
jaehoony
Japanese Korean relationship was probably at its peak around that time thanks to the world cup. It went down a lot since then.
ShadeEmberi
wow, bet that went down well...they are pretty xenophobic and koreans are second class
nabacular
All Asian nationalities seem to hate each other
HiddenSanity
See also: Europe
DrKriegersClone
They've had a lot of millennia of history to build up civilization-level grudges. Like, the Balkans are young nations by comparison.
superspaceman1337
Anyone who doesn't have a citizenship is second class. Because they aren't citizens. If you think Japanese in general are racist, you 1/2
superspaceman1337
have been fed false information. 2/2
theyar
No dude as a non-Japanese living in Japan, the generally accepted racism here is unparalleled in modern civilized countries.
Lostchild12
My reading indicates Korea is the most xenophobic. Friend married a mail order bride & her parents were very xenophobic.
ThePastmaster
Of course they aren't. Racism is a western concept they don't believe in. (Or so an Japanese acquaintance told me.)
theyar
LOL!!! Says the country that developed a third alphabet just for foreign words, so foreign words don't befoul the pure Japanese language.
alcaray
Have you seen the depictions of black and brown people in their art? And isn't the derivation of the word 'gaijin' from a bigoted source?
superspaceman1337
You know, you could do yourself a favor and stop believing everything you read on the internet and fact-check things yourself.
superspaceman1337
No, it comes from "gaikokujin" which is the same thing, but shortened. Also, "their art"? What, are the Japanese a monolith now?
cowsarekool
*Colombia not Columbia
birdisdeword
Its even on the map!!
jherazob
Thank you!
2fligh2high
TheUltimateWorrier
If you replace every instance of the word “forbidden” with “prohibited” many of these become less menacing.
FeChefImgur
Just trying to stop stupid people from doing stupid things and taking selfies while they do it.
dashers
Some even: for your own safety, please do not...
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Jupman
Some of the Kofun have parks on them.
RogueEnthusiast
If something is forbidden I’mma do it, if something is prohibited I’ll prolly not do it.
Chococrowen
#1 Simple and clean intensifies
TheManInTheWall
I think Steve Backshall had 2 documentary episodes where he explored the "bottomless caves". Its very good, I think its called "Unexplored
TheManInTheWall
Worlds" on BBC Iplayer
Iamtoofuckinghighforthisshit
What about that island off of India?
TheBestRussian
Also the Kamchatka peninsula. I think there are tourist zones there, but very minimally. I imagine same for parts of Yellowstone.
Zahnradfee
I would love to visit Kamchatka.
MyBigMouth
Sri Lanka?, well it's security isn't that great as they ignore intel, but otherwise it's fine.
MarvinTheMartiansDog
stay away from Southern Sri Lanka though. The Mexican Staring Frog there is a deadly beast.
Counterfit
It's comin right for us! *automatic gunfire*
Dayrest
N sentinel? you wouldn’t want to go there, but people do live there, so it’s materially different from the other places on this list
parkerh17
Not different from the Darien gap
DrKriegersClone
Bows and AK47s are kinda different.
56chikinfingers
You mean North Sentinel Island? Yeah, probably not cool to go there either.
RogueEnthusiast
For whyyyy?
TargetedAdBot
Looks like someone is a bit low on faith of Jesus!
NotACanadian
Smallbritguy
Classic post.
NotACanadian
There was a gif version of this a long time ago but I can't find it.
dumalalee
What if I really really really want to tell them about Jesus?
Hammerhead777
Drive a boat around the island blasting christian rock?
ThePastmaster
Pay some idiot a stupid large sum of money to drop you off.
DukeDarkwood
Money-saving tip: You don't need a round-trip ticket.
Iamtoofuckinghighforthisshit
That’s the one.
FlatPlutoSociety
Nah, it's cool. Just gotta wololo the fuck out of the natives.
DukeDarkwood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CIGb1Ti06k
FlatPlutoSociety
Mission: accomplished!
DarkSock
AKA “New Jersey”...
ThisUsernameIsNotAvailableForYou
Is... is this racism?
GandalfTheHay
GriffinMann41
I already knew what The Red Zone was but I was still holding out hope that it was secretly just a giant Tiberium-infested zone
RoofJumper
How did you manage to misspell Colombia when it's right there on the map.
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
11. My sister's room
SharlayTheBarbarian
Qin shi huang's* grave is left unopened due to preservation concerns as well as mercury levels.
sweetestshelby
I live in South Carolina and never knew about Monkey Island. Cool!
TheLaziestSalmon
[Citation needed]
Tsamane
#7 I heard there is a three headed monkey on that island
VirtueOfHumility
Hah, I won’t fall for that one a second time.
Tsamane
Look behind you, a three headed monkey!
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TheBaddestMek
And a huge troll in the comments section of this post
FractalChainsaw
They've also got the 2nd biggest giant monkey head I've ever seen!
PompatusOfLove
I'm missing Detroit.
EroticZombiePants
I miss Detroit too.
Willybum84
Had no idea about the Yorkshire one. Deffo gonna try having a look at it.
ProbablyNotTheDevil
I absolutely recommend it, there are lovely walks in the area. Very much worth a visit.
TheManInTheWall
Theres a nice river walk right next to the strid
Reinette
Yeah it's really pretty. Just don't touch the water. The banks are really undercut and the current drags you into them.
meanoldmartin
Every teen who visits jumps it. It’s only about 2 foot wide but if you go in then you’re going to have a bad day.
Pally01
Yup, jumped it a few times - no one has fallen in and come out alive.
superspaceman1337
#1 is false. The IHA maintaining the Daisenryo Kofun does employ archaeologists who excavate designated tombs and maintain them.
Jupman
Yup there a big museum. There no reason to just pull bodies out. And no one thinks Japanese magically appeared on the island.
superspaceman1337
Turns out, not just anybody can go to the burial ground of ancient emperors nowadays.
Jupman
Lol
KrillinLikeAVillan
Monkey island vs snake island, who wins?
helmsmanl33742
Monkey Island was the better game..
TargetedAdBot
Choose your death; monkey pee or snake bite.
KrillinLikeAVillan
RogueEnthusiast
There’s an Island in Kenya with c. 5 snakes that’ll kill u. the staff will make u as comfortable as possible but if ur bitten, u dead.
TheManInTheWall
Snake bite is less embaressing
IIikethecutofyourjib
If you die by the monkey, people are definitely gonna think you fucked a monkey.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
The French Government's plan to clean up La Zone Rouge (The Red Zone) has 700 years left on it.
SirBinky
Jobs for life is normal in France but jobs for the next 9 generations is taking it to extremes even for France!
DasPumpenStrasse
They should look after Russians and Chernobyl
grand305
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2019/05/what-s-going-on-in-chernobyl-today/ this article would help you find put more info.
Bystandr
Isnt that a scaled up example of what politicians do to us all the time ? Campaign for a 4 year term and lay out a 5 or 10 year plan so they
Bystandr
never have to do anything of consequence to work the issue?
bemurray814
Just carpet bomb everywhere and dump baking powder to soak it all up. 10 days max.
RaymondChoppard
Zones rouges are not only filled with military material, but also human remains, which is another good reason to not simply bulldoze them.
Gomer592
treat the remains with respect, but the dead will understand, if they didn't understand, there would be no point to the respect -unkown
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TacoBellChipotle
Do you want angry ghosts? That’s how you get angry ghosts.
KirchoffsVoltageLaw
dick move to bulldoze human remains
Tsurani499
I wonder how long it will take to clean up the WW3 la zone rouge when that shit finally kicks off
DasPumpenStrasse
Asking real questions :)
aaverageusername
I do not now what weapons WW3 will be fought with but WW4 will be fought with sticks and stones
TheFragnatic
It's this bad because the front line barely moved over the entire war, nothing even resembling this damage is left from WW2.
TheFragnatic
Given how fast military vehicles have become (compared to horses being the fastest in the field in ww1) I don't think it'll be quite thesame
cinderspires
thats a long ass way of saying that Frenchies have surrendered the La Zone Rouge
DrKriegersClone
Downvoted for "the la zone".
clk62
Shut up with that unoriginal shit.
dannowhammo
I thought it was quite funny.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
Dude, an appreciable percentage of the soil composition in those areas is lead, arsenic, chlorine, mercury, and poison gas residue.
cinderspires
its just a french stereotype joke. don't take it too seriously.
qyrriqat
I thought Micromega was a French stereo type.
TheFragnatic
Still think it's weird for a country with such a martial history to be stereotyped by one war... I prefer generalizing them another way
TheFragnatic
The French are a formidable military foe, as long as they aren't led by frenchmen.
cinderspires
you fuck many women but fuck one donkey and you'll forever be known as donkey fucker
buttbuttpartywagon
Hmmm depending on how close civilization is to it, wouldnt dropping a few bombs/ a MOAB help the cleanup effort?
zochRot
I like the way you think
JayEnfield
"Wait for them to decay into nothing" is cheaper and more reliable, it seems.
DrKriegersClone
With the chemical shells, it's kind of a race between the payload degrading or the case rising through.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
There's the ever so slight problem of the massive number of gas shells in the area.
buttbuttpartywagon
Just throw up a little desk fan yall be good
SpitMatt
Oh yeah, dropping a bomb on piles of gas bombs is definitely a good idea. Wind is definitely not a thing, oh no sir, carry on with the plan.
Gamedoc
Drop an atom bomb to destroy the gas /s
The605
Wind carries radiation but there are ways to mitigate that risk. Might turn an 800 year cleanup into a 250 year? Idk
The605
Edit: radioactive particles, for the science nazis out there
Selerox
You're talking about Red Zones spread all over an area roughly the size of Illinois. 300 million shells were fired. Even if 10% were >>
Selerox
>> duds (and it may be a lot higher than that), that's still 30 million shells to clear. Some of them are deeply embedded in the soil too.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
Modern estimates go as high as almost a third of all shells.
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
France: Hey we got this place with way to many bombs in it. America: Moar bombs! :O
ThanosTheGreat
I laughed. But this is probably how America would respond.
yakovsmirnoffbiggestfan
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
You know we wanted to nuke the Rockies to put a highway through there, right?
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
I know making a new panama canal with nukes was seriously considered
12345545545
On Kofuns, that site recently turned up over 1,000 bodies later determined to be test subjects for a deadly virus used for warfare. Creepy.
Seleyon
You got any source for that?
dknoce
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1365519/
TommyWa
/u/ididwarnyounottotrustme must be trustworthy, right?
10tacles
Check his username. Also OP account was made today and is all made of reposts. Probably building reputation to spam later.
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10tacles
Not sure if you picked up but I’m talking about two different posters. I like your fake facts. OP is the one I think is a spammer not you.
4headBruhMoments
It was made 3yrs ago tho?
10tacles
ididwarnyounottotrustme makes fake facts for fun. WankingUpToYouNeverFeltSoReal is the account that was created today and is made of reposts
4headBruhMoments
Oh sorry about that
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