Jul 1, 2019 6:08 PM
cyan1618
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JosephsJunk
Now put it back outside
laserleo
He's got one long nail and it weirds me out
Cerbetto
Now go put it back, you know someone would shit their pants if they found that..lol
SergeantSuckdown
Now put it back in the water
Simusar
That's some incredible skill with a dremel
NotSoBizarre
thesixmilliondollarman
My spider sense is tingling
mostdefinitelynotaduck
Isaidshutupnetface
You mean Peter tingle?
00LimaRomeo
Does anyone have a link handy for Dremel skills and knowledge? I need something to tell me which bit or burr is best for which material...
..please and thank you. :-)
violentundies
That’s a big nope from me dawg
ordinaryyeti
In the summer, we get a lot of Black Widows around my house. There is no other shape in nature that makes my skin crawl like this.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
We had that too, but now there's tons of cicadas which apparently copperhead snakes go crazy for. Bastards are everywhere.
DarthFutuza
Same. I like most other spiders, but their shape is terrifying. Also that glossy black gives chills.
katanatripsis
Is there any creature that eats them, and can you encourage them to hang out?
RabidDingo
The wolf spider will. I've seen it. Sadly I spooked it while it was eating, dropped her and ran.
Certain wasps and the praying mantis species hunt and kill black widows. We do have a few mantis appearances.
IAmNotACatISwear
I keep getting distracted by the one fingernail. Is the index finger a good coke nail?
rotodisc
Nope. It’s a good guitar nail, though.
whysodefensivecap
It looks cool but I dislike it immensely
RedLemonSlice
There is a joke somewhere around here about an arachnophobic stoner
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Wow! I kind of want one :-)
Markamanic
I though you were gonna throw it off a cliff
Baxterismylittlegentleman
No no no no no
MischievousDuck
v
Saiphel
Big money, big prizes! I love it!
JustDrivinAroundInJohnVoightsCar
Anyone else think of smash tv?
ThisBelongsOnTheFrontPage
What's this from
fluhatinrapper
That's Bixby Snyder on his popular television comedy show, It's Not My Problem!.
ThatsATwat
Robocop (1987)
laylowma
Nice (2019)
That702guy
Crazy how nature do that
Katsmom27
Nicely done.... but why?
JamesRElsey
What kinda handpiece is being used? Not worried about the bits of stone dust screwing it up?
indianajones7805
I love it - I really appreciate someone who has skill and patience to produce something with their hands
DaphnePethig
Too real for me
DontKissMeBro
Ok now kill it with fire
therealprometheus
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Denkleburgafk
Crazy how nature do dat
holywah
Thank goodness he rescued that spider from the rock!
GrandpaRick
Now throw it back and blow someone's mind who pulls it out. "IS THIS A FOSSIL? "
TheGifEnthusiast
ChefBrooke7029
Can I buy one?
WtfImgurLol
Same
thk5013
Where's the red stripy boi
snoffler
That's a redback spider. Similar body shape, different beast.
KittyAmin
I think they're on the underside of the spider belly thing
ianb93
Please for the love of God cut that fingernail
I think you wanted that message for OP
ColonKoala
The red hourglass is on the stomach actually, not the back.
Where you put your dick in.
purehuw
I don't know why these naysayers are downvotes! Always updoot a 'putcha dickin' comment!!!
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Your mom?
Musicosity
wagnus
Ahhh, trying to negate the points you earned. Bold.
Lulabel73
Under your toilet seat
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDAiq2-xeU
TheGreatBlueHeron
Lived with an outhouse for a time, had to move it to a new hole. We were not psyched about all the black widows we found under the seat area
RandomDudeOnTheInternetThatOwnsAFewWellKnwonBusinsses
r/bestnewparagraph...?
ObviousComments
Fuck I laughed so hard at this comment
ColonyOfBirchmen
Dude. Im tryin to poo.
Did everything come out alright?
Just finished. Yeah, it was alright.
Just don’t think about them with they’re beady little eyes and all those legs and the little fangs
IronGravyBoat
I bet with all their tiny legs, they could scratch my balls better than me.
JosephsJunk
Now put it back outside
laserleo
He's got one long nail and it weirds me out
Cerbetto
Now go put it back, you know someone would shit their pants if they found that..lol
SergeantSuckdown
Now put it back in the water
Simusar
That's some incredible skill with a dremel
NotSoBizarre
thesixmilliondollarman
My spider sense is tingling
mostdefinitelynotaduck
Isaidshutupnetface
You mean Peter tingle?
00LimaRomeo
Does anyone have a link handy for Dremel skills and knowledge? I need something to tell me which bit or burr is best for which material...
00LimaRomeo
..please and thank you. :-)
violentundies
That’s a big nope from me dawg
ordinaryyeti
In the summer, we get a lot of Black Widows around my house. There is no other shape in nature that makes my skin crawl like this.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
We had that too, but now there's tons of cicadas which apparently copperhead snakes go crazy for. Bastards are everywhere.
DarthFutuza
Same. I like most other spiders, but their shape is terrifying. Also that glossy black gives chills.
katanatripsis
Is there any creature that eats them, and can you encourage them to hang out?
RabidDingo
The wolf spider will. I've seen it. Sadly I spooked it while it was eating, dropped her and ran.
ordinaryyeti
Certain wasps and the praying mantis species hunt and kill black widows. We do have a few mantis appearances.
IAmNotACatISwear
I keep getting distracted by the one fingernail. Is the index finger a good coke nail?
rotodisc
Nope. It’s a good guitar nail, though.
whysodefensivecap
It looks cool but I dislike it immensely
RedLemonSlice
There is a joke somewhere around here about an arachnophobic stoner
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Wow! I kind of want one :-)
Markamanic
I though you were gonna throw it off a cliff
Baxterismylittlegentleman
No no no no no
MischievousDuck
Saiphel
Big money, big prizes! I love it!
JustDrivinAroundInJohnVoightsCar
Anyone else think of smash tv?
ThisBelongsOnTheFrontPage
What's this from
fluhatinrapper
That's Bixby Snyder on his popular television comedy show, It's Not My Problem!.
ThatsATwat
Robocop (1987)
laylowma
Nice (2019)
That702guy
Crazy how nature do that
Katsmom27
Nicely done.... but why?
JamesRElsey
What kinda handpiece is being used? Not worried about the bits of stone dust screwing it up?
indianajones7805
I love it - I really appreciate someone who has skill and patience to produce something with their hands
DaphnePethig
Too real for me
DontKissMeBro
Ok now kill it with fire
therealprometheus
.
Denkleburgafk
Crazy how nature do dat
holywah
Thank goodness he rescued that spider from the rock!
GrandpaRick
Now throw it back and blow someone's mind who pulls it out. "IS THIS A FOSSIL? "
TheGifEnthusiast
ChefBrooke7029
Can I buy one?
WtfImgurLol
Same
thk5013
Where's the red stripy boi
snoffler
That's a redback spider. Similar body shape, different beast.
KittyAmin
I think they're on the underside of the spider belly thing
ianb93
Please for the love of God cut that fingernail
thk5013
I think you wanted that message for OP
ColonKoala
The red hourglass is on the stomach actually, not the back.
cyan1618
Where you put your dick in.
purehuw
I don't know why these naysayers are downvotes! Always updoot a 'putcha dickin' comment!!!
heyrelaxfellayouneedarestguy
Your mom?
Musicosity
wagnus
Ahhh, trying to negate the points you earned. Bold.
Lulabel73
Under your toilet seat
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjDAiq2-xeU
TheGreatBlueHeron
Lived with an outhouse for a time, had to move it to a new hole. We were not psyched about all the black widows we found under the seat area
RandomDudeOnTheInternetThatOwnsAFewWellKnwonBusinsses
r/bestnewparagraph...?
ObviousComments
Fuck I laughed so hard at this comment
Lulabel73
ColonyOfBirchmen
Dude. Im tryin to poo.
thk5013
Did everything come out alright?
ColonyOfBirchmen
Just finished. Yeah, it was alright.
Lulabel73
Just don’t think about them with they’re beady little eyes and all those legs and the little fangs
IronGravyBoat
I bet with all their tiny legs, they could scratch my balls better than me.