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acejlp
-.-. .-. . . .--. -.-- / .-- .... .- - / ... --- -- . / .--. . --- .--. .-.. . / .--- .- -.-. -.- / --- ..-. ..-. / - --- .-.-.- CREEPY WHAT SOME PEOPLE JACK OFF TO.
mirrorz
Harambe did nothing wrong.
StopCallingMeIAmNotYourBrother
#48 Imma gon need bacon with that too.
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TheSlouchOfBethlehem
#9 responsible for my watching a lot less Mr Roger's than I otherwise would have
kachinFlyer
r0b0tc0rpse
Jokes on you... *unzip*
Sypurist
#30 where's the goddamn link?
EroticZombiePants
#37 Luckily, my family never did this crap to each other, although it does mean we missed out on some free desserts. Also, as someone who used to bus tables as a teenager, most employees are about as thrilled to be singing it as you are thrilled to be hearing it.
UltraLincoln
#17 Flaming Carrot is amazing, and very surreal
ePluribus
100% correct on the title, @OP. Thanks for the laugh! It took me far longer to decode that title than it should have. -lol-
powerwagondontcare
#5 Don and Bill in a "sword" fight
AFelineMassofEyes
#1
echoingwhisper
#25 if Quaker Oats bought Starbucks
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
#30 it's clear that the fondest fantasy of mankind is to move as little as possible. Only way to explain this or golf.
TheMostKink
I think it's meant for caretaking for the elderly. But also, it's incredibly expensive.
gobblinal
But what if I want MORE than 15m?
Fuckweasel
Joke's on you, I like that song.
IronMagnus
#1 Love when my cat's feet are included in a dump. Rorschach left us in mid-2024 and I still miss him a lot, but I'm glad you all can enjoy him still.
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AntaNce
I'm sorry about your kitty. His feet were... outstanding.
BackPackJohniee
Don't try to tell me what I can and can't jack off to! You're not my mother!
hightechpirate
Wait, what?
nybrasse
Title: MEMES YOU PROBABLY WON'T JACK OFF TO