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thebozworth
a god? really? your expectations are pretty high for a higher power. let's see that tug on a windy day....
Chane995
Tomcruiseisinyoursockdrawer
arocktrucker777
sfbiker
What papers do you need to show to prove that the boat you're boating in is a boat?
Cglikespie
The WATER POLICE.
MostlyDinosaurs
These guys know how to party
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Here are the details behind the photo https://www.wishtv.com/news/indiana-news/tiny-tug-boat-takes-lake-monroe-by-storm/
TheSpectrumRabbit
I’m cool too, you guys…guys?
NathanielBurts
Daddy.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
No ticket. They were checking the registration.
Ticmea
Can we talk about whoever messed up the sound like that?
sweetfeetpete
That’s a big benchy
loser9999
You are going to need a bigger motor than 55 HP to avoid the game warden
Hubb
He needs a hydrofoil and he has a speedboat
Poopoobombadier
Was it DNR that got him? Tree police.
jobsteves
calling someone a god for getting a home made vehicle register is just about regitarded.
pgkobrien
Too cool!
DrO3
A very Indiana thing to do
ilhares
Trolling? Have I mis-understood all this time? I thought it was a trawling motor.
AtillatheGun
trolling is little boat slow motor. trawling is big boat dragging big net.
CrumbBubbly
I think this time line is backwards
ricbri695
I feel like that would be really unstable with the flat bottom and all. Now, graft it on top of a jet ski, and now we’re talkin
BillHubbard
What registration does it need?
Natman247
Am I missing something? Those are different boats.
JaXm
At the beginning of the "video" in the first one, dude says "my question is, why did you let them catch you." So, it's a different dude...
JaXm
... who did a similar thing, and is basically having a good-natured riff off the guy who almost got a ticket for his little tykes mod.
Natman247
Ah got it, thanks for clearing that up, I didn't turn the sound on.
kickahippie
Looks more like he’s getting a ticket for no life jacket or fire extinguisher
Howlingowl
The life jacket is at his feet. Adults are only required to have it in the craft in some states
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Actually, he motored up to the conservation officers to chat & gave them his papers. This is a picture of them returning his registration.
BillGates5GPigeon
Depending where you live you don't need a life jacket or fire extinguisher
bernardld
'need' and 'are required to have' are two different things.
BillGates5GPigeon
Oh Jesus dude we are not required to have them here either fuck off
miserycones
For many years, the water police, air police, and earth police lived in harmony. But all that changed when the fire police attacked.
SmolTenk
Considering that the Fire police/Feuerschutzpolizei was a Nazi organisation, that tracks.
IVerifyPeoplesUsernames
I mean, air police were US Air Force military police back in the day
Alrmterahwk
abrakadaBRO
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Captain America, acknowledgement of past
Oracle547
Meta AF +1
Idsertian
Melon Lord, her grin maniacal.
SirBonSama
Fire police - "it's coming right at us!" *fires*
bobstallone
*puts on sunglasses* you're fired
zerozugzeit
vindik8or
Honestly, I'd be more impressed if you didn't.
zerozugzeit
Yeah never seen a full episode but memes too stronk to be ignorant.
Hubb
space police ?
zochRot
If we had space police do you think we'd be dealing with the space Nazis right now? Think buddy, think.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Way to ruin the plot of my screenplay
HammerBreaker
TIL: there's water police.
zerozugzeit
Didn't you see that Bruce Willis movie?
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
I’m surprised too. Usually I just hear cops saying “Fire!”
TheMadOnion
When I grow up in the keys I actually had more experience dealing with the "water police" than regular cops
PatDaddy365
You can earn a BUI just as easy as a DUI
derpisasderpdoes
Any Bill Burr fans? "The coastguard? Oh they're like the cops of the water"
jingo11
Fully armed with water guns
ligmabolz
It's the DNR in the US
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Monroe Lake is looked after by Indiana Conservation Officers.
2plus2is5
Yup - actual divisions of police/sheriff departments
Lulabel73
In Australia we had a whole police drama show based on water police. Water rats.
txronin55
Fish Fuzz
SauronsLeftNut
Considering the amount of Selfish Fuckwits around, yeah gonna need water police.
CaptainMilkshake
My man’s username is referencing the thickness of his skull.
iAntichristx666
LOL
HawkmanXLII
Before today did you think water was off limits for police?
CrispHorseBeans
This is going to ruin all my plans!
PoorBoyChevelle
Water is generally off limits to all police except water police and coast guard. County/State cops usually have 0 authority there
HawkmanXLII
My comment was in regards to someone who said they didn't know there was "water police".
Nerfgunner
Coast guard > marines
hokeyreligions
Nice try coastie, go paint a bouy.
Nerfgunner
Shoot
CommandHandTheMan
Nice try marine, go eat a crayon
naomiMoonBeast
It's normally wildlife conservation officers that protect the lakes and stuff.
DavidCopaFeal
Wrong but then again imgur is flooded with bullshit so you do you
LongTimeLurkerNowPostsOC
There to stop nestle stealing the lakes?
YosemiteYeet
It’s mostly state troopers
DeKetsendeRechter
Depends on the country
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Uh no, there's plenty of water police out to catch irresponsible/drunk/unlicensed boaters. In literally every area that has a lot of
OtterAvalanche
Yeah, I know my local police service has multiple water units. Ive seen them cruising by on the shore occasionally
aintnothinbutahounddog28
recreational boating. Yes they monitor happening the environment as well, but they are very into regular boats. They stop them constantly
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Your light isn't bright enough at night, don't have on live preservers, see the pilot with a beer in his hand, etc etc etc. I promise
TheMadOnion
In my neck of the woods of Florida you're far more likely to run into the FWC then the actual cops in the water hell even the woods.
demegeek
all what you just described sounds like protecting the lake. Improper equipment could mean damage and loss of access for everyone.