bubthegreat
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Dec 31, 2016 4:47 PM
bubthegreat
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matzoballer22
Why the hat?
staticBabyMonitor
Onions are special because they force you to cry over their dead body. Goggles or not, she's crying
markskayff
NaughtPC
If it look stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.
PabloEscargot
I have done this. It works very well.
Paeve
Do it under the stove vent, you dont need any eyewear it works
overboard
I do this too.
ampleapple
Is it weird that onions don't ever make me cry? I never understood why people said that and thought it was some kind of reference
ZombieJonSnow
That poofball hat combo is boss.
pedrodelossantos
Chew gum, 100% a life saver.
morphemus
Tell her next time to throw them in the freezer for half an hour first next time. No tears.
ChefShwasty
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
If you keep your knife sharp and learn to slice instead of hack/chop, you should be fine. Learned decades ago and haven't had this problem
PommedeTerreur
Shallots are the devil. Nothing can save you from their wrath.
bubthegreat
We had to have a serious heart to heart about not putting good knives in the dishwasher.
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
Slice, rinse, store
pippindvm
My wife tells me this every time I clean up after she's cooked. For some reason she expects me to remember on my own.
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ShortCircuit908
Yeah, but that's only because she was reminded that swans can be gay
bubthegreat
Only when the rising dread set in after she remembered she's marrying me.
thk5013
Wife her again.
AssimilateIntelligence
+1 self-loathing!
spitfires2000
What did you order at Amazon?
bubthegreat
Leatherworking kit
spitfires2000
To make a wedding ring? ;-)
bubthegreat
Nah, just trying new hobbies