Ladyfannyofomaha
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Delayed FP Edit- So this is what the view is like from the front page. I like it! For the record, the only person I would do this with for my husband would be George. They actually like each other. So calm down all y'all freaking out about what this means about our relationship. For those of you sent here by the husband in question- I know where your upvote came from. Thx! :)
Leaderofthesqueesquad
@LeaderOfTheSquidSquad hon you gotta do this for me lol
Kang574
"And Tyrone says to not come back until after 12"
rusrsdude
This is adorable whatt
MyLadyBitsSayHi
This is so cute. You're a nice wife.
blackrasputin
His is literally like 20 posts down.
evilpsych
plzdownvote
He also needs some help with charging his phone.
TangerineSkyMinusOneKite
He called me LADY Fanny?
ivegottwolegs
I'm married and have no friends that I hang out with. I'd hate this. But it still amused me. +1
Ladyfannyofomaha
They both feel that same as you. Except for each other. Nerdy introvert bromance ftw.
sweetpeach29
ZippyYeti
My fiancee and my brother's wife do this with he and I. Because we are terrible at plans.
Dakksys
@op
Ladyfannyofomaha
IncurableFeline
When my friend’s husband gets home from the navy I might have to do this with my husband. He never gets out of the house.
textilelover
It's really max that does it.
godskook
Please, we all know the hardest question in this entire story was "wifey, can I go play with my friends". So congrats on being awesome.
JessicaOfTomorrow
Up voted for Omaha. lol
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Jasarg
He killed someone
Genaxx
@OP i want an update on this
Ladyfannyofomaha
They painted warhammer models and watched star trek. Complete success.
bucklMovieMonster
My wife used to do this on a regular basis but on the plus side she bought the booze too
Ladyfannyofomaha
They're both sober. Saves a ton of money.
PacerStacktrain
Time to go out fellas
thenameshandbanana
Is this the scene with stripper Selma Hayek? My god she’s beautiful
DanteHicks79
The one and the same.
DanteHicks79
Snoogins!
KidChickenCurry
Saw that you stole this from you s/o. Noice!
LegitNESSLmT
corncornreindeer
Perfect use
LegitNESSLmT
:) thanks
stainlessteelmohawk
Well Done!
Possiblyendemic
ilovecatsntheyloveme
I thought I was on "most viral".
zorb33
google German Bar Opens First Kindergarten for Men
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
My wife is decidedly the social director as well as my business partner with the title of VP of Owner Satisfaction
abstractstroud
Callsign Household 6
iherpmyselftoday
Actual husband of @OP here - she is the Director of Domestic Affairs and Events.
mvp84
Not foreign affairs?
Ladyfannyofomaha
Lillfot
My fiancé is our Public Relations manager. She posts FB stuff, I love/like/laugh 'em and go on my day. Less fuss, no muss.
OtterlyMagnificent
My brother is the social director, when my mom isn't taking that role. I have no say unless I suggest a movie weeks in advance.
suppafly
Some guys hate this, but I totally wish my wife would arrange social outings for me.
MistressLyda
Ask her?
fluffleupagus
As a wife, I totally wish I had social outings of my own. (Just moved to a new area, no friends yet.)
NotSoSmartAlek
I totally wish I had a wife to arrange social outings for me. Even if it's just with her. >_>
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Dated a girl that did this. But it was only a front to "get to know" the "guy I shouldn't worry about". You know, the one she cheated with.
poopoopeepeepants
Fuckin hell
ilovegramsalot
Curious, was it pretty obvious?
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
She's an ex for a reason.
ilovegramsalot
OrangeRanger
TotallyNotADogInTrenchCoat
Good thing no one asked what happened to the other guy in that situation.
ThatgifwithaCat
As a wife I can admit I've set up my husband with brodates
DadJokesaretheBest
I am just waiting for the forced friendships once my son wants to hang out with his school friends.
LittleKnownOne
Well how else are you going to A) control him and B) set aside time to bang Tinder guys?
ThatgifwithaCat
That's oddly specific...
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
As a guy with no interest in dating/marriage I have to ask, who hurt you?
mvp84
Found the single guy
puffthemagicdracula
I wish my husband would go make friends and hang with people... but I don’t know anyone either so it’s hard to set up brodates :(
ThatgifwithaCat
I know :( it's not easy.. maybe another male family member..
puffthemagicdracula
Sadly we don’t have relatives living near us. We just moved to the area hopefully we’ll meet some people here and have actual adult friends
Penguinsandbroadswords
Sisters in laws and I had his brothers and friends throw him a Beer Shower the day I had my baby shower. They had more fun.
alexkkimber
How does this work... asking for... me. I’m asking for me.
Penguinsandbroadswords
Send all the men off to play paintball or golf and then go back to someones house to have beer and avoid all the frippery of a baby shower.
Penguinsandbroadswords
Or, when his friend copied the idea, do a pub crawl. Charlotte NC, near us, has a LOT of craft breweries and bars.
SportForOurNeighbors
Wtf. Next kid he does the baby stuff and you get a beer shower.
DuckPlanetKing
At first I read you set him up with broads... that would have been a better set up for him
exponant
Why?
ThatgifwithaCat
Sometimes guys need guy time and we both work hard and we're always together, I feel he needs a vg night so I talk to his friends wife's 1/2
ThatgifwithaCat
2/2 and we set them up. I spoke to his best mans wife were all close friends and they had a blast and the wife's we went to watch a movie.
Scirax
Can confirm.
ThatgifwithaCat
rijstewafels
Why can't George spell?
Ladyfannyofomaha
He's a dyslexic genius. What he lacks in spelling skills, he makes up for in skills that matter. ;)
oaberbyamd
I like that answer I will use it sometime...
Bumble123
Soduko right? sudoku even, fucking dokusu
Maahes0
My friend with dyslexia has taken to primarily using Google's voice to text feature, and then just adjusts one or two words before sending.
ElonFoster
My asshole friend refuses to do any of that.
ihearthearts
LeonBlack
And who's battery is on red at 8am? Who are these people?
Bumble123
Mormons maybe? cycling around late afternoon - logic suggests Mormons Nokia 3310 lost battery power from snake after playing all night
wheezeking
My dad never charges his phone at night. I'm sure other tech un-savvy dads forget a lot too
KjTheLightning
as if spelling doesn't matter...
AmirGarib
Not so much no. As long as people can understand you easy it is fine
KjTheLightning
i can think of a hundred examples for spelling being important, such as making a curriculum vitae.
Ladyfannyofomaha
I can think of a hundred more where it's not. I'm a teacher and was born with the spelling gene. It's never been a problem for me. 1/2
MoooCow
a what
sahdad
"Here honey, take your beer with you, and untuck your shirt"
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Lmao
hibsta
Belch as loud as you can, and don't watch your language
ZombieDreamcatcher
Also make sure you high five each other after each acceptable belch. None of those sissy little burps.
BQZip
*kiss* awwwwww....not in front of the guys!...
KiltedCurmudgeon
mentallychallengeaccepted
NO TUCK THE SHIRT
optimusgoose
I swear guys hit a certain age and just start tucking their shirt in.. why?
shinydev
Maturity
MadMerlyn
naw, if I'm wearing a Tee it's untucked, if I'm wearing something with a collar tucked. thing is I don't always bother changing to a tee.
MrCapps
I do it to stop sharp metal chips from getting into my pants.
SeeMyVests
My dad does, despite my mom scolding him. he looks super uncomfortable when untucked, but super weird when even a casual T-shirt is tucked
sahdad
I like to tuck my shirt to keep my belt buckle from eating the hair by my bellybutton.
Predacane35
Work
GuardsmanMiku
My dads a biker, i feel like dressing smart as casual wear would just get me disowned.
Duendes
Omg this actually happens to other guys?
Headstereo
Its funny in a way.
sendmeyourpitbulls
My best friends fiancé and my husband go on man dates without us now. Now we’re the ones like oh, we might as well hang out if they are..
kenobijuan
They be fucking.
sendmeyourpitbulls
Duendes
donegonedrinking
He complains when I go out with friends, so I try to help... Pick one, guys! YOU don't want to here my shit.. get a buddy!
Duendes
Home alone with the dog, a cigar, bottle of Scotch and tunes. That's what we'd like
ashipthatshipsshippingships
My wife has set me up on a date with another guy, and his wife worked together with mine to make it happen.
Duendes
It's funny bc I usually need a beer after having a beer w/the playdate. My fiance's pretty bad at match-making
TheFabulousFuehrer
Haha. No common interests?
Duendes
That and annoyance. Some of these dudes only know one subject and shaan't dare explore new ideas. Others are just bitchy about nothing
BossAssSnitch
I set up my husband on play dates too. Especially with fellow gay friends. He's...shy and hesitant
Tankdoggy
I do as well, and he isn't shy or hesitant, I just know what he likes :)
awkwardlywinking
This is the best thing iv read all day. keep it up!
ruferto
well i guess that's one way to help ease him into anal
LompHoofd
BossAssSnitch
I'd they have sex, at least he had a good time. I don't mind :)
TheFabulousFuehrer
Man I wanna be gay
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
i think you accidentally a word there
MoooCow
Is your husband single and ready for anal?
JamieSmyth
Yep. If I don't make plans for my fiancé, he never sees his friends otherwise.
Duendes
I'm actually about to get married. My current situation reminds me of I Love You Man, trying to find a best man
glitt3rpixi3bombsh3ll
maybe an imgurian local to you can do it. i think if you tried to find him here it'd def go to fp. :D
volock
Been there. I had a groom's gal, don't regret that choice for a second. If you want to learn to fly giant kites we can be friends
Duendes
Its not that I have a better female friend but they're all close only for small parts of my life. I'm thinking of splitting responsibilities
Hastalavistababie
:) hi can I be the best man?
Duendes
Send in a Friend Resume
Penguinsandbroadswords
My husbands best man was one of his brothers. He backed out THE DAY OF to go to a Halloween ball. Another brother subbed in.
Duendes
I got 2 brothers so I opted they sit and watch