Some Bill Paxton Moments...

Feb 27, 2017 5:41 PM

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Weird Science (1985) - Two high school nerds attempt to create the perfect woman, but she turns out to be more than that.

Bill Paxton - Chet Donnelly

Aliens (1986) - The moon from Alien (1979) has been colonized, but contact is lost. This time, the rescue team has impressive firepower, but will it be enough?

Bill Paxton - Private Hudson

Predator 2 (1990) - Amidst a territorial gang war in 1997, a sophisticated alien hunter stalks the citizens of Los Angeles and the only man between him and his prey is veteran L.A.P.D. officer, Lieutenant Mike Harrigan.

Bill Paxton - Jerry Lambert

Tombstone (1993) - A successful lawman's plans to retire anonymously in Tombstone, Arizona, are disrupted by the kind of outlaws he was famous for eliminating.

Bill Paxton - Morgan Earp

True Lies (1994) - A fearless, globe-trotting, terrorist-battling secret agent has his life turned upside down when he discovers his wife might be having an affair with a used car salesman.

Bill Paxton - Simon

Apollo 13 (1995) - NASA must devise a strategy to return Apollo 13 to Earth safely after the spacecraft undergoes massive internal damage putting the lives of the three astronauts on board in jeopardy.

Bill Paxton - Fred Haise

Twister (1996) - Bill and Jo Harding, advanced storm chasers on the brink of divorce, must join together to create an advanced weather alert system by putting themselves in the cross-hairs of extremely violent tornadoes.

Bill Paxton - Bill Harding

U-571 (2000) - A German submarine is boarded by disguised American submariners trying to capture their Enigma cipher machine.

Bill Paxton - Lt. Cmdr. Mike Dahlgren

Edge of Tomorrow (2014) - A soldier fighting aliens gets to relive the same day over and over again, the day restarting every time he dies.

Bill Paxton - Master Sergeant Farell

This are just a few of his 65+ roles that he has played over the past 42 years. These are the ones I remember. I'm sure y'all have more. Thanks for the entertainment, Bill!

FP Edit: First of all, It's "Pershing" Missile Not "Persian" Missile. Thank you for correcting me. Second... Send boobs.

Near Dark and Frailty are also really good.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's game over man, game over

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Twister will forever be my favorite...of all the movies I love, this is the only one I continue to watch after prob close to 100 views.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where is frailty?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've seen almost all of these films but have somehow not realized it was him in every one. The ultimate "Hey, it's that guy".

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

No Near Dark. List fail.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Excellent post, OP!

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a set of titties that make you wanna sit up an beg for buttermilk

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't forget that Thunderbirds movie!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MOM! MOM, LOOK! I found a high quality post in usersub!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Needed Frailty in this list. Great movie.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You forgot the Big Love series on HBO. Where he married 3 woman and practiced Polygamy. Maybe he'll find Xenu in the afterlife?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A Simple Plan with him and Billy Bob Thornton is great.. check it out if you haven't. Similar to Fargo... money, greed, corruption, murder.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Game over, man :(

9 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why don't you put her in charge

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And we can all hear his delivery in our heads. Classic.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah because the cows are.flying around the grounded car but the car isn't even being so much as pushed by the two huge tornadoes Right??!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those lips on Le Brock.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe we were a little too hard on 2016. Maybe people die everyday and sometimes they're famous

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

2016 did give us President Farquaad. Don't sell it short.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got a little dick, it's pathetic.

9 years ago | Likes 231 Dislikes 3

Best Goddamn Paxton, Curtis, Arnold, AND Schwarzenegger movie!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I got a little dick, 'tis pathetic.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

What about their husbands? DICKLESS! Let's face it, if they were taking care of business, I'd be out of business.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I'm navel lint!!"

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Little balls too?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THAT was his best line. Fucking hilarious delivery too... RIP

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pair' o' titties that'd make you scream for buttermilk!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I can't tell if this is a reference or we're just venting here.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Ass like a ten year old boy!

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

https://jordanandeddie.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/frailty-bill-paxton.jpg

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I thought I was the only one. Best movie he ever did IMO.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does nobody ever mention "Frailty"?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I've never watched it but, I am sure it will be on HBO, Starz, etc.. soon.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Make sure not to read a plot summary. Spoilers.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Solid movie that he also directed... and the principle actors are pretty damn good.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Agreed, it's an awesome movie.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And it packs one hell of a wallop.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This needs his last scene from Agents of SHIELD.

9 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

I prefer the "Don't Fear the Reaper" scene from SHIELD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JEkXaxTgSo

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I keep thinking that whenever I see these collections.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Seeing how he died of complications during surgery that might be in bad taste...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

bad taste would be using the clip where he nearly dies from an EMP.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No Independence Day? While You Were Sleeping? SPACEBALLS? You're missing like _half_ his greatest movies!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

OP's just pulling your leg, man. Here's the bill.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

fukken luld

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

“Faith and facts aren’t like Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton. When you confuse them, it actually matters.” - John Oliver

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Quote fuck up in Tombstone ruined it for me. RIP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"A Simple Plan" was great too.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahhh "True Lies", thats where i remembered him from!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its crazy how many of his movies I love.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey, Vasquez! You ever get mistaken for a man? Note:Vasquez is also John Conner's step mom in T2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the Irish mother in Titanic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely not mistaken for a man in that. However, she was mistaken for a parent.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Also the Irish mother in 'Titanic'.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That's it man! Game over man, It's game Over! What the fuck are we going to now huh? What are we going to do?!"...still my favourite

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh?

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Well you better start dealing with it Hudson! Just deal with it, because we need you and I'm sick of your bullshit!"

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

How? The transmitter was on the APC! It's wasted!

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We better get back inside, they mostly come out at night mostly

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hey, maybe you haven’t been keeping up with current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Coconut Pete in Club Dread

9 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

Yes!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Violently underrated!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That is my favorite line, what's the secret ingredient in Coconut Petes famous paella?" My first date movie. Always.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Play Margaritaville!!!

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Darlin', I think you're referring to my song, "Piña Coladaburg"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

*Stoned tantrum*

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only man to be killed by a Terminator, a Predator and an Alien.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And Pat Benetar in Shadows of the Night.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of two actually. Lance Henriksen also has that distinction.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

When was Lance killed by an alien(xenomorph)? He was mauled by one, but that didn't kill/destroy him.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks for pointing out what I just stated. Bishop wasn't killed then. He didn't die until Ripley shut him down at the penal colony. >

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

> Ripley was not an alien. In fact, it was pretty firmly laid out that Bishop could have continued. So he wasn't dying at that time.

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