May 31, 2016 10:17 PM
lacydawnn
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WhyIsMyNameFloridaThatsTheNameOfAState
LOOK AT MY GORILLA POST!!!
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CheesusChrisp
"Better scare these little shits away before I'm shot."
Acronis
I am sure the humans wanted a reason then got one...
hedgiemomm
Xaldyn
I'm not surprised how the child could climb over the fence before being caught, I don't understand how it survived the, what, 15ft fall?
Veggisaurus
Well we wouldn't know that because they are dead!!!!
chiefwill
Why has this story been shoved down my throat for 2 days now??
Bizarkly
#GorillaLivesMatter, that's why...
spaeth2005
Hello yes, I'd like some context please
Deadpoolio7
Kid in Cincinnati fell into a Gorilla enclosure, zoo keepers shot the Gorilla to save the kid. Tragic story.
youspludgeyoulose
If the gorilla ended up nursing that boy like Tarzan, it would have been the most unexpected Disney movie marketing we would have witnessed.
doobey123
I thought the gorilla was trying to "save" the boy from the screaming crowds? I heard that somewhere
LiquorMaster
Watch the video. The gorilla was toying around with the boy.
SaadB2
send link please
IngrahamLincoln
Conspiracy
Universal had it shot to foil Disney's plans
sweetnaivety
instead it happened like this (don't click if you don't wanna see the kid getting dragged) v
mnorthwood13
Especially considering live action Tarzan is coming soon
Conmars
And isn't even Disney!
bonkersbabytail
Plot twist: that is what Disney attempted
Hummi
I just wanna know how you ignore your toddler long enough to allow it fall into a habitat at a zoo full of harmful animals and SILVERBACKS.
Pickapair
http://heavy.com/news/2016/05/michelle-gregg-cincinnati-zoo-mother-mom-name-gorilla-harambe-facebook-photos-son-petition/
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
The fencing is not the thing keeping people out totally, the 15 foot drop is. The fence is low enough for a kid to scale in under 10 seconds
Sounds like the kid was crawling so fast even random bystanders couldn't catch him.
Those fucking Speedforce children. It's only a matter of time before they outrace death itself.
Zeth0
I understand what you're saying but earlier today I asked my mom how long she didn't pay attention when I was younger and ran off in a mall.
Her response: less than 5 seconds. Kids are quick when they want something.
Tigergurke
I know that kids can be quick, but that boy did tell his mom he would go to the gorilla and after that statement I would keep an eye on him.
Tbh my 3 year old is an escape artist. That's why I keep her in a stroller or in my arms. Guess I'm a helicopter mom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
itsalwaysalyssa
I'm the same with my 3 year old. The kid is a ninja so I don't take any chances while we are out.
Taxicat
No, a helicopter mom is different. A helicopter mom wouldn't let the child ever do anything themselves. You're just being reasonably careful
HPWombat
Uh, Kerchak HAAATED Tarzan, y'all. For years. He wanted him to die. It was literally only Tarzan killing a tiger that got Kerchak to admit—
queengreenbean
Uhm it was a JAGUAR. fucking casual
QueenCole
There are no jaguars on Africa. It was a leopard.
on his death bed that Tarzan was alright and not really a traitor after all.
Shhhhhhhh!!! I'm on the front page. Don't tell anyone else. ;)
Omega156
I think they were thinking of George in the Jungle. His Gorilla family loved him.
Phenomeno
Or the books
that could also be true. I will refer to your knowledge on that, as I have not read them.
I would recommend the first 4-5. After that they get a bit repetitive.
SkylerWhiteismyfavoriteBreakingBadCharacterSaidNoOneEver
Would any mom that has never had their heart leap to their throat because their child got 'away' from them 1/2
or outmaneuvered them please raise their hand? I would like to meet that paragon. 2/2
I was a freaking ninja baby, but never when it came to animals. My mom already had two cats when I was born so I learned early 1/
that if I got bitten or attacked because I didn't respect the animal's boundaries, it was my own damn fault & she wasn't 2/
going to reward me for it by fussing over it or blaming the animal. 3/
I got bit by the cat for trying to make his tail pretty with hair clips
My 3 year old would do this daily if she could. This is why I don't give her the option. I'm too paranoid. Also not OC just made me lol
My parents were helicopter parents. I grew up being afraid of it all. I think we all need to find a balance. Take caution but
Let them figure some stuff out on their own.
I try to let her be her own person but if we're in public forget it! I don't trust her to stay and I don't trust other ppl to not take her.
I just uttered "whatever, fall, I told you 3 times." While she's trying to balance on her stuffed animals. She's on carpet so we're good Lol
WhyIsMyNameFloridaThatsTheNameOfAState
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CheesusChrisp
"Better scare these little shits away before I'm shot."
Acronis
I am sure the humans wanted a reason then got one...
hedgiemomm
Xaldyn
I'm not surprised how the child could climb over the fence before being caught, I don't understand how it survived the, what, 15ft fall?
Veggisaurus
Well we wouldn't know that because they are dead!!!!
chiefwill
Why has this story been shoved down my throat for 2 days now??
Bizarkly
#GorillaLivesMatter, that's why...
spaeth2005
Hello yes, I'd like some context please
Deadpoolio7
Kid in Cincinnati fell into a Gorilla enclosure, zoo keepers shot the Gorilla to save the kid. Tragic story.
youspludgeyoulose
If the gorilla ended up nursing that boy like Tarzan, it would have been the most unexpected Disney movie marketing we would have witnessed.
doobey123
I thought the gorilla was trying to "save" the boy from the screaming crowds? I heard that somewhere
LiquorMaster
Watch the video. The gorilla was toying around with the boy.
SaadB2
send link please
IngrahamLincoln
Conspiracy
CheesusChrisp
Universal had it shot to foil Disney's plans
sweetnaivety
instead it happened like this (don't click if you don't wanna see the kid getting dragged)
v
mnorthwood13
Especially considering live action Tarzan is coming soon
Conmars
And isn't even Disney!
bonkersbabytail
Plot twist: that is what Disney attempted
Hummi
I just wanna know how you ignore your toddler long enough to allow it fall into a habitat at a zoo full of harmful animals and SILVERBACKS.
Pickapair
http://heavy.com/news/2016/05/michelle-gregg-cincinnati-zoo-mother-mom-name-gorilla-harambe-facebook-photos-son-petition/
SomethingSomethingTraLaLa
The fencing is not the thing keeping people out totally, the 15 foot drop is. The fence is low enough for a kid to scale in under 10 seconds
Pickapair
Sounds like the kid was crawling so fast even random bystanders couldn't catch him.
Hummi
Those fucking Speedforce children. It's only a matter of time before they outrace death itself.
Zeth0
I understand what you're saying but earlier today I asked my mom how long she didn't pay attention when I was younger and ran off in a mall.
Zeth0
Her response: less than 5 seconds. Kids are quick when they want something.
Tigergurke
I know that kids can be quick, but that boy did tell his mom he would go to the gorilla and after that statement I would keep an eye on him.
lacydawnn
Tbh my 3 year old is an escape artist. That's why I keep her in a stroller or in my arms. Guess I'm a helicopter mom. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
itsalwaysalyssa
I'm the same with my 3 year old. The kid is a ninja so I don't take any chances while we are out.
Taxicat
No, a helicopter mom is different. A helicopter mom wouldn't let the child ever do anything themselves. You're just being reasonably careful
HPWombat
Uh, Kerchak HAAATED Tarzan, y'all. For years. He wanted him to die. It was literally only Tarzan killing a tiger that got Kerchak to admit—
queengreenbean
Uhm it was a JAGUAR. fucking casual
QueenCole
There are no jaguars on Africa. It was a leopard.
HPWombat
on his death bed that Tarzan was alright and not really a traitor after all.
lacydawnn
Shhhhhhhh!!! I'm on the front page. Don't tell anyone else. ;)
Omega156
I think they were thinking of George in the Jungle. His Gorilla family loved him.
Phenomeno
Or the books
Omega156
that could also be true. I will refer to your knowledge on that, as I have not read them.
Phenomeno
I would recommend the first 4-5. After that they get a bit repetitive.
SkylerWhiteismyfavoriteBreakingBadCharacterSaidNoOneEver
Would any mom that has never had their heart leap to their throat because their child got 'away' from them 1/2
SkylerWhiteismyfavoriteBreakingBadCharacterSaidNoOneEver
or outmaneuvered them please raise their hand? I would like to meet that paragon. 2/2
Taxicat
I was a freaking ninja baby, but never when it came to animals. My mom already had two cats when I was born so I learned early 1/
Taxicat
that if I got bitten or attacked because I didn't respect the animal's boundaries, it was my own damn fault & she wasn't 2/
Taxicat
going to reward me for it by fussing over it or blaming the animal. 3/
SkylerWhiteismyfavoriteBreakingBadCharacterSaidNoOneEver
I got bit by the cat for trying to make his tail pretty with hair clips
lacydawnn
My 3 year old would do this daily if she could. This is why I don't give her the option. I'm too paranoid. Also not OC just made me lol
SkylerWhiteismyfavoriteBreakingBadCharacterSaidNoOneEver
My parents were helicopter parents. I grew up being afraid of it all. I think we all need to find a balance. Take caution but
SkylerWhiteismyfavoriteBreakingBadCharacterSaidNoOneEver
Let them figure some stuff out on their own.
lacydawnn
I try to let her be her own person but if we're in public forget it! I don't trust her to stay and I don't trust other ppl to not take her.
lacydawnn
I just uttered "whatever, fall, I told you 3 times." While she's trying to balance on her stuffed animals. She's on carpet so we're good Lol