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Oct 19, 2019 10:10 PM
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BunBunIsMySpiritAnimal
The falling asleep one proper made me laugh
gjm147
Isn't one of the stars on Orions Belt a binary star?
AvacadoGatos
A Yelp for coworkers? You mean a reference?
joeyvelour
blackrasputin
I can’t think of anyone I’d like to date less than a furry with a Boston accent.
irrelevant18
#11 The easiest way to out yourself for excessive plastic surgery, kids wont match up.
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
Every time some guy does a stupid car rev/peel out around me, I yell, “Sorry about your penis, dude!”
Omni21
I absolutely want to awaken the dragon. That's the point...
ADisturbinglyAttractiveCactus
Whether you're having sex with the dragon or just teasing him, either way right?
DiabloD3
Why do you gotta do Beerus like that?
kodiakmunsen
SPLORT!
Goldenteckel
I was looking for that one, thank you !
duckasaurus8
#39 Had a warehouse manager who actually had sex with a guy who revved his truck at a Sonic and said "Wanna fuck?" So not no girl EVER
anxioushedgehog
Was he at least attractive/her type? Or actually her boyfriend/ex?
HiddenSanity
aomlotodihi
asplenium
#11 kid in my college bio class learned some hard truths that way. V awkward for everyone :(
KRS101
#11 what REALLY bugs me is when traits aren't considered when a casting a younger version of the character. Brown eyes don't turn blue
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
Sometimes they cast a good physical match assuming they can use contacts for one of the actors, and then aren’t able to. Ex: Daniel (1/)
TurangaLeelaIsMyMom
Radcliffe was supposed to wear contacts to match his eyes to HP’s book desc, but found he was very allergic. (Not a young/old match, but)
ScarecrowSticks
stainlessteelmohawk
Harambi...we miss u...too soon?
ScarecrowSticks
He ded
pluralizeseverythingss
Recessive alleles aren’t always visible?
geweis
This is true, however there are traits that are only present when both parents are homozygous recessive. https://knowgenetics.org/934-2/
Zzonk
wheresmybanana
Aw:)
dfsmitty0711
I hate that I understood the grapes thing.
PW28
Then he waddled away...waddle waddle
geweis
Hey! (bum bum bum)
tooomanystevesgotbanned
Song Drops....
gamedesignchicago5
I didn't. What does it mean?
dfsmitty0711
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECmpUJdgm-g
geweis
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ
LobsterBandito
What an asshole...I love it. +1
KonaDarbles
That tinder message thing was art
wibbIywobbIytimeywimey
Am I the only one who wants to know if she let him smash?
DigiT00l
Not Tinder, another app
mentalpiggie
Bumble
Alsenoth
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/191/035/135.png
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
Him mentioning to read the first letters of the message like 7 times was kinda wtf though....
MysterEF8
There were 3 different messages
photobomber
Can you tell me what they were? For a friend...
Dondarian
Just read it yourself, you lazy bastard.
photobomber
No you!
SocaXiame2000
Bumble. But that was genius. I want to try this but I mean getting a girl to ask for a sonnet about a first love seems.. impossible.
CrypticalEnvelopement
There's probably something in his profile about asking him for a sonnet
andremauriceaudet7
Adapt to the situation.
SocaXiame2000
I guess I could put something in my bio? ♂️
SocaXiame2000
It's been added. If I get a request, will post success rate here ?
SocaXiame2000
Sooooo no one asked for a sonnet.. bummer. Only had a few matches but still. I'd for sure ask. Maybe I could make it the only phrase in bio
thegreentunic
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Nipra1
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ketapp
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ben21PiSmuggler
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